...aw son of a bitc-"

>...aw son of a bitc-"
>*explosion*

My favorite was always the old guy in Waterworld who says "Oh thank God" right before getting exploded.

>opens hand to reveal grenade

>Yippie kai yay Mr Falcon

>this is the place
>or what's left of it...

>Welcome to our place. It's not much, but it's home.

>opens other hand
>"and your OTHER grenade"

>It's over!
>No, I'm afraid it's just begun.

>blind character talking massive shit about another character
>...he's in front of me, isn't he?

>Actually I'm behind you

>protag shoots a car
>car explodes

>fist fight between two characters
>character 1 lands a really good hit on character 2, knocking him to the floor
>character 1 has an over confident smirk on his face, thinking he's winning the fight
>character 2 looks up and smirks back, revealing a pin he's pulled from one of character 1's grenades

>defendants lawyer attempts to argue his case to the judge
>does so without crying

>you're going to die
>one of us is

ah-bloo-bloo

>protag shoots a car
>car shoots back

>right you're.....
>Adam, sir.
>Ah yes Adam, the new guy.
>I've been here for two years sir.

>movie ends
>it was all a dream

>Shoots helicopter
>Explodes
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>looks incredulously at gun

>montage of scenes of devastation and destruction
>I see skies of blue starts playing

>protagonist charges villain, clearly outmatched
>shot in the body, goes down
>coughs, spits up blood
>struggles to his feet
>villain lets him stand, out of respect for the strength it must take
>but then shoots him again
>hero keels over a second time
>pulls himself to his knees
>villain looks almost sad to have to end such a brilliant spirit
>but he does
>one more shot
>protagonist falls dead face-first, doesn't move
>villain holsters gun
>flips over protagonist's body
>grenade pin falls out of protagonist's hand
>cut to villain's face, confused
>cut to protagonist who suddenly grins
>cut to villain, look of abject terror
>explosion replays three times, medium, wide and super-wide shots
>other characters look up toward the explosion
>nod respectfully

Name 5 animal planet documentaries, 2 short films, and a Broadway musical where this happens

Memekino

The Professional
Magnificent Seven (the shitty western remake)
I'm sure there's others

>And your other dream

>scene is filmed in the Middle East
>Muezzin starts singing

>character used to read word up magazine
>gets shot

>used to read word up magazine

>"wait, don't touch that!"
>"oh don't worry, nothing's gonna happen"
>cut to wide shot of the city with a mushroom cloud rising

pleb

>GO ON GET OUTTA HERE! ILL HOLD THEM OFF!
>*mumbles to self*
>come and get some you sons of bitches...
>explosion in distance as protagonists escape

>"You know...we aren't that different you and I"

>what's plan b!?
>THAT WAS PLAN B!!!