>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse
if everyone on Sup Forums was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely
i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little redditors and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second
think on
I'd still kick your ass you Shrek looking mother fucker.
>if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second
fuck off you oafish looking faggot
>learn how to buy shirts and trousers
please dont hurt me
proof burgers are literally retard-tier
you're extremely symmetrical bb 10/10 aesthetics
more like a shit brickhouse
*unsheathes katana*
*appears behind after cutting you in half*
psh nothin personal kid
Well they are the best swimmers in the world so naturally they'd be drawn to bait.
Nice watches!
I have a gun.
think on
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*claps*
*walks out from the shadows*
>not bad kid, not bad at all.
>but guess what?
*teleports behind you*
>you're not as good as YOU THINK you are
*stabs through chest from behind
>cya lad
Right, he's clearly been cut in half and mirrored.
>proof burgers are literally retard-tier
educate me on what i missed
>who is this faggot and why should i care?
guten tag reddit!
>2 watches
lmao
Let's get in the cage faggot. I'll rip your fucking scrot off m8. I'm a savage
>tfw I genuinely made that image fucking ages ago
Proud desu
Walk one more step towards me (behind the camera) motherfucker and I will end you.
>built like a brick shithouse
that would be me not you
I would break your jaw before you can even touch me you little faggot
fuck off newcunt
>said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second
You wanna get shot? Because that's how you get shot.
I'm 5'3 and built like a Portaloo and I'll make you wish you'd never even been born
*laughs maniacally*
*pulls your sword deeper*
>you just made a FATAL MISTAKE
*stabs own sword through chest, into you*
>adios, muchacho
>muh Opsec
God damnit Austria.
>tfw 185cm and built like an 18 wheeler
could heem any of you cunts
>Hides face.
>Misses his mirror.
m8...
Not sure if troll.
>>Didn't shoop the mirror
everyone knows brits aren't tough
I can't tell if the uncensored reflection showing the retarded face is part of the meme or if that's you
>Skipping face day
>2funny5me
>#SoPolitical
>le-Sup Forums-tier maymays so dank
Too slow, little roach
Where the fuck did this meme come from? I'm seeing it on multiple boards.
I love this pic because they edit the face yet I can still see his face in the mirror
fucking hell are all yanks this slow and easily baited?
no wonder i never go here
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FOY
I'm 6' 1" grip strength of 400 lbs and I could kill every single one of you with my bare hands
b8
Sup Forums levels of gullibility
Jeez, lighten up Francis. Have you never responded in a troll thread just for the laughs?
Are you a nigger or a libcuck? I never said anything disrespectful towards white nationalists.
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>that face
lol
Hey Faggot
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves.
Thanks for listening.
>Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
*walks towards you*
I'm an inch taller than you and more muscular.
Sage for shit thread.
You need to be wearing a trenchcoat and fedora while brandishing a sword M'lady.
>tfw 7'5 and built like a stone poopcabin
>Mirroring half an image
>not having feet at a masonic angle.
Fail
Kek
FOUL LOOKING OAF
Sup Forums is always complaining about Sup Forums but it turns out they dont even recognize big kev
End yourself.
nice
tip top kek
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You are built like a donut.
I was never a pro, but I trained in a pro boxing gym for a year or so.
5'11'' and 190lbs.
Not trying to internet badass here, but at no point do I ever consider myself superior because I can beat people up.
>but at no point do I ever consider myself superior because I can beat people up.
Because you know some faggot with a gun can negate a lifetime of training in one shot.
First day ?
Also fucking kek lmao
>all yanks
makes you think
Haven't seen Sean after I stopped shitposting on /plg/
>Sean
>not using shadowstep
>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse
You got the "shit" part right.
shut the fuck up
Ah yes, I too browse /r/Sup Forums.
>/r/Sup Forums.
Pretty much. But its a good idea to increase your chances of winning that confrontation even if its only by a single percent
Shut up fat ugly autistic mong you would have a hart a within the first minute of been in a fight
Height is a liability in a gun fight
Manlets are OP as fuck
The heavier the feet the harder they trip. Don't hit your head on the ground too hard mouth breather.
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No lad you need twice the bullets to take down Henry.
Mirin those swolesthetics, toughbrit user
>built like a brick shit(e)house
10/10 would not shitpost in/on
Oh look another gym rat who was tired of being rejected and feeling low.
But who was arm?
>lame obscure meme
>probably Sup Forums tier shit
>aussies and brits trolls abound
look faggots i've been here since the palin hack
>Sup Forums newfags don't know about our god tier Sup Forums memes
fucking cucks ahaha
why are ameridiots the most oblivious, useless posters on this board?