Who is the best superhero of all time and why is it Bibleman?

Who is the best superhero of all time and why is it Bibleman?

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> I AM THE PRINCE OF PRIDE! youtube.com/watch?v=QF28ao8IUQw

Was he bitten by a radioactive Bible?

An animated series is coming out
The PS2 graphics animation look great. youtube.com/watch?v=YLj7K6F7oxY

I went to a christian rock concert once as a little kid that had a Bibleman live action skit before it. Was really really bad.

Prince of pride
Depicted as a homosexual
Damn son that layering.

Oh Sweet n' Sour Jesus.

That's still pretty good for a Christian company.

I HAD A KICK ASS ACTION FIGURE OF HIM THAT I NEVER UNBOXED AND MY DAMN NEPHEW FUCKED IT UP

he probably came from planet bible, or some shit like that.

So, are his villains just generic supervillains who also happen to want kids to question their faith?

I prefer Bible Dude.

No. Bibleman is Miles Peterson a rich business man who had it all, but still felt there was something missing in his life. He was missing God. So, he became Bibleman, bearer of the Armor of God and wielder of the Sword of the Spirit.

You must show him the wrath of God, smite him for his trespass

wait, wait, wait...that shit is not a joke? there are toys?

>tfw grew up in a heavily religious protestant household
>tfw I always had to sneak around with Sup Forums shit
>tfw the only approved hero was Bibleman
>tfw watching the same two DVDs over and over again because my parents only allowed antenna TV and I never had access to good cartoons
>tfw 3 hour church services 3 times a week (Sunday, Wednesday, Friday)
>tfw know the bible better than I know myself
>tfw I had stunted social skills for the longest because my parents only let me associate with other christian kids
>tfw I never had anything good to talk about with the other kids in elementary because all I knew about was the bible, bibleman, and Veggietales
>tfw they only fed me canned shit and instant ramen so Im >5'7 unlike my brother who is 6'1
>tfw they never took me to the doctor because they told me to "pray it away" which resulted in me getting mercilessly sick at least twice a month and one time I had worms festering in me and had toenail fungus from age 5 to age 18 because my parents refused to let me take medication
>tfw I was constantly ridiculed by my brother for my "disgusting fucking feet"
>tfw I'll always resent them a bit for literally denying me a childhood
For all of you who are devout, don't ruin your child's childhood.

So, did God decide he was cool enough to have holy weaponry or did he just use his money to buy a bunch of shit that he labels "____ of God"?

so...he is just lex luthor or what?

Sort of. Some are villainous towards Bibleman himself, while others attack the youth group as a whole.

He was hit by Bible Radiation so whenever he feels the spirit of The Lord he becomes the Incredible Bible Man

Do they have a reason for being anti-Christian or is this like a Captain Planet "mwahahahaha I love polluting!" type thing?

It was such a profound change, and the town needed a defender of the faith. So he became Bibleman.

Yeah I.

What the fuck prods. Doctors aren't against the bible. One of the apostles was a doctor.

That doesn't really answer the question.

This was MANY years ago. I like to think it was successful enough to continue, because seeing these things fail is sometimes as sad as my own failures as a person.

damn user...

just like every religious guy knocking at your door

Please tell me he actually he uses that sword at some point.

So... did God give him his gear or what? Like what makes it Armor of God or Sword of Spirit beyond him saying they're of God/Spirit? Did he get that stuff blessed? Did he just label it as such the way Batman would label something the "Batmobile" even though it actually has nothing to do with bats?

They were failure as people.

I'd dare to say they were failures as Christians.

God gave him the equipment.

He uses it in every episode

...

So if you're a rich guy and go "wow, I want to let Jesus into my life and defend the faith, I'll get cool shit from God" and it works?

>failure as people
Maybe
>failure as christians
Not exactly

My parents aren't exactly smart people. Not stupid, not smart.

If that's your motive, then no.

But isn't that what he did? What makes him more of a defender of the faith than others?

Miles Peterson did not expect to become Bibleman. But God chose him, and others came along as time went by, led by God to serve.

So why did God choose him?

Look, this was an old kids show with no lore whatsoever. I can't answer everything, but God can.

because he was a millonaire, duh.

A daily reminder Bible Man tried to kill himself

...

That's nothing, my parents grounded me for finding porn on my computer and told me having sex before marriage was a sin, so I didn't get laid till I was 18

Tfw Bibleman will never lead a glorious crusade against the muslim devils.

Same

I still think my situation was worse, but then again I dont know your story

>so I didn't get laid till I was 18
>This being bad

Oh no, that was it, I was making a humorous comparison between my light ordeal to your practical child abuse

It isn't but then again it turned out all the classmates I'd thought were almost as "righteous" as me had been fucking each others' brains out since middle school so it was a bit of a copout.

>Tfw you still own a Willie Aimes autographed Bible and the VHS tapes

I'm curious if there actually is rule 34 of Bibleman

It really looks like Jak and Daxter.

>The heroic personification of Christianity is a rich white man who has everything
Telling

This retort got a kek out of me for some reason

>I can't answer everything, but God can.

I gotta start using this in regular conversation. Maybe carry around a little mini Bible.

You should look towards an imaginary camera and wink every time you say it

Jesus man. I mean, I was a DK (deacon's kid) growing up in a baptist church, while my folks are really strong in their faith they let me be my own man (truly, if I was to grow up as a man of faith, I had to choose it for myself, not just do it because my parents said so), so long as I wasn't a major screw up and doing drugs or anything else that's a pretty major sin.. My folks let me watch like Batman, Spiderman, and Superman (I had a VHS tape of the Fleischer cartoons that I wore out) in the 90s. Needless to say I know where you're coming from, just don't make the same mistake with your kids should you ever have any (unlikely since you're on Sup Forums, but that's the way this cookie crumbles).

Is that Darude-Sandstorm

'Member when Bible Man defeated Frieza?

Always remember that Christ had the biggest bone to pick with the legalists.

They are literally demons from hell.

>implying all demons from hell are bad
wow racism is still alive in 2016
#notalldemons

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Hell yeah Bibleman thread. I loved Bibleman. Classic costume design, cool lightsaber based powerset, black sidekick and chick with a darth maul saber, Bibleman owns.
Was a thread a couple months ago talking about a Bibleman Beyond reboot intergrating both Biblemen, Miles Peterson and Josh Carpenter, as a bruce/terry old retired hero new angry hero dynamic. I'll drop the ideas

Bibleman;Apocalypse
>It's the end of days, Christians are being hunted left and right and the remaining few meet underground.
>Our MC is taken to a meeting, albeit reluctantly, by his parents. Where unfortunately, the antichrist's army finds the meeting and has everyone executed.
>Our MC manages to survive, but is horribly injured. In the blood loss, he stumbles upon Bibleman's old mansion and finds the armor.
>Our MC takes up the mantle of Bibleman as he fights against the forces of the Antichrist, working his way up, fighting against enemies such as the four horsemen, the whole of Babylon, and the False Prophet.

New Bibleman starts with little faith, and is more fueled by revenge. But as he continues, he finds solstice in the teachings of the bible and leads the underground as his faith grows larger.

only if the OG Bibleman is a wheelchair bound mentor

>Bibleman Beyond

Luxor Spawndroth intergrates human tech and demon magic, update Primordius Drool as a sort of fae Riddler/Loki kind of harmful trickster, experiment with Jormungandr, Izanagi, whatever other death gods and stuff getting into the apocalypse business

>end of days
>implying there are true believers left on earth when this happens

Miles Peterson most likely died before the end days started or was taken up when the first horn was blown. Or he was left behind and had a crisis of faith, believing that since he wasn't good enough to be taken, that he didn't deserve to carry the armor. Though the real reason he was left behind was because he needed to stay to protect those left behind.

Either that or Bibleman and the Antichrist fight, though at this point, it's Lucifer inside of that body. Obviously a human can't fight an Archangel, even a fallen one, so he gets wreaked. Just as the Devil is about to deliver the final blow, God Himself comes down to finally take care of the prince of darkness and after a very one sided fight, banishes the devil to the pit of fire, finishing the earth's end. and sending our hero to spend eternity in heaven with his family.

>The whore of Babylon constantly tries to seduce our hero.

>The false prophet has the power to make people see what they truly desire. He traps Bibleman and puts him in a world where his family is still alive, the end days aren't happening, and there's no reason for him to fight.

>He traps Bibleman and puts him in a world where his family is still alive, the end days aren't happening, and there's no reason for him to fight.
Bibleman fails to resist the illusion and goes on to live his normal life
But now invigorated by the teachings of the Bible he lives it righteously. Despite having his easy life back he continues to fight in the name of God both as Bibleman and day to day with kindness and the word of God. In fact he works even harder in this pleasant illusionary world to keep it right.
The FProphet planted all kinds of temptations and corruption in the seemingly perfect world and Bibleman goes out of his way to undo all of them
Meanwhile the villain writhes in agony as our hero's goodness destroys him from the inside. Finally as Bibleman rights the very last wrong, turning the sinful illusion into a paradise the false prophet explodes into a million pieces.
Bibleman looks around, confused at first. He drops a knee, exhausted, he gives a long sigh which is both mournful and relieved.
after a while he stands up. He raises his head to the apocalyptic wasteland with a serene smile
"Well, I guess it's the easy part now."

Baron Ulysses Tantamount as a half-boar warlord like out of a mad max movie

I.M. Wonderful as a tragic suicidal popstar who sold her soul, something like Ember from danny phantom

With a blend of smart introspection, supervillains merging the campy, the technological, and the outright demonic all in a secretively post-apocalypse setting I'd love Bibleman.

Not kidding though I already love Bibleman. Saw an episode on tv somehow like four months ago, just shouted John 3:17 at this bad dude in a school's theater. It was beautiful.

But can Bibleman defeat Sparlock, the Warrior-Wizard?
keep in mind, he is both a powerful warrior, AND a mighty wizard.
Even Jehovah Witnesses fear him!

Are you Orel?

No

I'd read it.

Fuck, this looks so familiar. Isn't is from some short film about how Sparlock the Wizard Warrior is another pawn in Satan's brainwashing? I need sauce.

Bible Bumping

I miss those threads /m/ used to have trying to turn this guy and his concept into a legit Toku.

>tfw I'll always resent them a bit for literally denying me a childhood

I would probably resent them more than a bit.

I mean, fuck, there ain't nothing in the Bible about it being a good idea to let your kid get sick.

No,
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Unless they're literally unholy abominations with horns and scales and shit than the concept is completely wasted.

>Josh Carpenter

SUBTLE

>Bibleman, Bibleman, does whatever a Bible does-

Holy shit thats a terrifying power set when you think about it...

That's a bitchin powerset

He can turn people to stone, make frogs rain from the sky, smite people with leprosy, turn water into wine, and impregnate people with no sexual contact whatsoever (but where's the fun in that?)

>on /m/ we made a bible man toku reboot

Go on

>be preachers kid
>still got to enjoy shit like Pokemon and other non Christian related shit

Feels good man

Was this first form freiza, final form freiza or piss-covered freiza?

>bibleman's sidekick was Robopriest
>together they fought demons that attempted to gather sinergy

I know the feeling, had the same kind of upbringing and just kind of denied myself that because I was afraid of the consequences my parents indoctrinated into my mind. 19 and still a virgin because of it.

Willie Aames was (?) all messed up for a while, and this was AFTER Bibleman.

Does anyone remember Cypher and Biblegirl?

Fund it.

>The blonde Biblegirl
new waifu

I'd hit that after a one year courtship and marriage, of course

any screenshots/ archives of this?

You could do it the real Biblical way: have sex with her against her will then marry her to preserve her honor

He had a few different sidekicks over the years didn't he?

Like a black guy who's only role in the group was to be Bibleman's black associate, and a different Biblegirl.

>this entire line of posts of user heavily critiquing and trying to point out flaws in the other user's explanation of fucking Bibleman
We need to go all out, let's get Bill Nye here on the subject

who would win between bibleman and daiman hellstrom?

Bible always beats Hell

That other guy suffered years of child abuse and you think you had it worse because you were told you were naughty? Kill yourself.

>I can't answer everything, but God can.

That's the joke, Faggotron

You could be a Fundamentalist Christian with that stupidity, son

The cartoon looks pretty good honestly, despite that it looks like t was made in 2002