Did any of you guys ever taste the australian vegemite? I did today and that shits horribly disgusting

Did any of you guys ever taste the australian vegemite? I did today and that shits horribly disgusting

You're not eating it right, m8
Spread some butter on warm toast and then lightly spread some vegemite over it. Not too much, just a little, and then add more if you like it.

Don't just glob it on like nutella, cunt

dumb cunt its grouse

white bread, little butter then vegemite and maybe some cheese

I get morrisons own brand of this, its even tastier and half the price, love me some brown on toast, have it with scrambled eggs every morning.

Get out of my country, you bogan fuck.

Mom's an Aussie, used to have our relatives send it over
Always thought it tasted like salted shit
>brother and sister love it though

What does it taste like anyway. It goes good with beer?

Salty as FUCK
Literally nothing else

Looks like your mom fucked the mailman, grats on not being a half aussie tho.

Came here to ask this

Its delicious you weak cunts

it looks like its mostly condensed beer. ingredients for it are few and all it needs is sugar and water to make beer

I mean it's leftover brewer's yeast extract so probably.

>burger giving advice on australian vegemite

>it looks like its mostly condensed beer.
Its literally just left over beer mash. Once the tank is empty they scrape it out and jar it.

I bought a jar because I was curious and honestly couldn't stand it on bread
>however
I was stoned making soup one day and an Idea came to me

1 teaspoon of vegmite in my beef barley soup

>this is what happens when you chew 5gum.jpg

lads I've never tasted anything like it and I'm happy to report that I'm now on my 3rd jar

Man up faggots, sorry for not making it taste like McDonald's or KFC

INB4 thread gets 404d due to non-politics

It tastes like really weak Marmite, but it was still good but cant compare to Marmite.

>Spread some butter
Sometimes I think that the stereotypes that exist about americans are baseless, then I see posts like this.

If you eat enough of it, it turns you into an abo.

I don't mind the taste, it's just way too salty for me.

Marmite tastes like earwax

vegemite is better

spread it thin enough that you can't taste it, then top it with cheese just in case. It's great!

But w-why?

really?

you'll eat fries with gravy but this is too salty?

The real question is h-how?

How are Australians not all dead of scurvy considering they live off of this shit?

This. I could tell from the photo OP threw it together without any fucking care or love.

Is that how you prepare every meal, you fucking faggot?

This.

It tastes like salty beer.

Looks like a fucking shit sandwich. That's Australia's contribution to the world? Fucking kek...

No. That's a colgate faggot's bastardization of the snack. Fuck off.

waste not, want not

It wasn't my picture, dummy.
I got it from google images

Yet you prepared it in exactly the same way. Fuck off with your ignorance.

I didn't prepare it, an Australian friend of mine offered me a bite.
You're the ignorant one here, fella

Help me to understand, Sup Forums

bloody hell you guys are a bunch of women. do you even have any hair on your legs or balls or does the black fella have your balls in your mouth?

slap some butter on some bread and a bit of vegemite and then press down on it to spread it out or get a horizontal toaster or just tip your toaster on its side then butter and put vegemite on the bread and put it into the toaster

i swear you guys are so inept youve lost your balls you probably dont even know how to get a woman pregnant anymore

>having sex
>but not with men
u wot

I don't know what earwax tastes like but now I do... maybe.

Thanks. I suppose.

Switzerlan has a version of this.

Made out of onions, carrots and some other gross shit. It was because of war-time rationing. Now it's part of our culture. It's awful. Older generation loves it though

>never tasted earwax as a kid

not even once? you weren't curious?

The fucks wrong with what I said

Please eat our food big strong foreigners

You take bites outta your mate's toast?
Ya fucking poof

I've never eaten that, nor snot, other than what's slid down my throat from my sinuses during a cold.

Ugh. Make me puke.

That sounds unironically pretty good
also checked

Onions and carrots aren't gross. What's wrong with you, medpack?

I was a weird fucking kid though, I ate ants and shit

sainsburys reduced salt yeast extract is nice.

slice of toast, butter,marmite, sesame seeds, fried egg is the way I do it.

Maybe you are just too much of a weak cunt? Toughen up sheila

I ate the occasional weed. Some weren't too terrible. Bodily secretions were not on the menu with so much foliage around.

highest honor in sweden

you're a retard. one of the biggest mistakes foreigners make when eating marmite/vegemite is not buttering the toast first. marmite without butter is pretty gross.

They are gross in a breakfast spread.

One day when i can get my hands on some vegimite ill try it.

I love marmite.
Some nice toast, butter and marmite. If I'm feeling fancy ill put a fried egg ontop.

don't shite on the mite nigga

I love both vegemite and marmite but if i had to pick i'd go for marmite. it has some sort of smoky flavour.

I have. It's salty as fuck.

Vegemite smells like a fucking cumbox.