Careful not to.... *giggles*... CHOKE..... *snickering*.... on your aspirations, Director

>Careful not to.... *giggles*... CHOKE..... *snickering*.... on your aspirations, Director.

really?

Vader can make jokes too.

He's just revealing the dark side of his humour.

>Hey Luke.... NEED A HAND?

fucking really?

>The force is.... BREATHTAKING... isn't it?

who the fuck wrote this shit

I beginning to like this new vader

>I'm... SHOCKED.... that he didn't turn to the dark side.

did marvel write this?

Raimi.

>"Burn to the ground you FUCKING Nigger!"

Wow. Was it just a different time to be alive or were The Prequels very racist?

Darth! Why does he wear the mask?

he's... dark

...

>Chewie: Need a hand, white master?
>Nah, I can SOLO him.

Vader
Literally a transation of Father in nederlands

Doing Vader jokes

Im ok with that

>Be careful not to SNOKE on your aspirations, Kathleen.

>It warms my heart that these boys.. accepted LIGHT into their hearts.

I admit it, I let out a chuckle at this.

pretty cringy lads

KEK

What were they thinking with this line?

To be perfectly fair, this is a guy who's held an intense dislike of any and all politicians for much of his adult life...

and then one of them's just come groveling into his personal chambers in a panic; I can't really blame Vader for deciding to have a little fun at the expense of a politician for the first time in years.

I literally walked out at this line. I saw the movie on a whim anyway, and wasn't enjoying myself much, but when this shot happened I realized I could be doing anything else with my time

>Now THIS is podracing!

Yeah but the way he does it is just too stupid. This is Vader we're talking about. He'd just choke the shit out of the guy for pleasure

What is this, fucking reddit?

>He'd just choke the shit out of the guy for pleasure

No