ITS HAPPENING

ITS HAPPENING

Tzeshuan sauce?

>an "adult" cartoon as kid's meals
Nope.

not just that but niggers dont understand how big mcdonalds is, most youll ever get is a disney tier marketing tie in for a movie, which costs 10s of millions of dollars to followthrough with

rick and morty is small potatos , niche, and will never be wide spread doubt theyve even gotten more than 10 million viewers for a single episode

>tfw you eat 3 happy meals but still don't feel any better

nugget ricks?

>implying kids don't watch Rick and Morty
Elon Musk said it's his sons' favourite show.

>rick and morty is small potatos , niche, and will never be wide spread

Once I saw your response I was compelled to reply myself.

Rick and Morty is a worldwide phenomenon, despite what cretins like you here on Sup Forums wish.

Stay salty!

>doubt theyve even gotten more than 10 million viewers for a single episode
try a quarter of that. season 3 is averaging 2 mil per episode. that obviously doesn't include all the live streaming and pirating though.

>happy meal for adults


society was a mistkae

Musk is a cuck and so is his wife's son.

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A CHICKEN NUGGET MORTYYYY

Or was the mistake society?

Watching Rick and Morty and liking Rick because he's intelligent and funny is like watching Cape Fear and liking Max Cady because he's assertive.
I'm sure you waited till 18 to start watching PG-13 television too.

You're looking at this wrong. Rick & Morty Happy Meals are actually marketed toward Rick & Morty's target audience: idiots and children.

So everyone eating a hamburger is an idiot?
WHOA really activates my almonds

>cartoon for kids

Hee hee hee hee hee

If it's real, then real fucking stupid idea. Parents will be upset there's a penis in their kids' Happy meal

Case in point.

McDogfoods has already sent Justin & Dan custom bottles of the Mulan mcnugget sauce. Why would they bother doing that for a small potatos show?

I would buy this just for the plumbus

There's little phalic about a plumbus

Man I could SO go for some mcnuggies right now

I bet I could eat a hundred of them

You have to stick this mcnugget riiiight up your butt morty

>put some mustard in some ketchup
>get almost free publicity in the crucial 18-35 manchild demo

>eating McNuggets

I hope you guys know how they're made ...

I don't know what your point is. That's fairly typical meat processing.

So it's made from actual chicken meat? I'm never eating that shit ever again

well I consider chicken necks dog food. Good thing I don't eat Mcdonalds anymore.

who cares

>meat being put through a grinder
w-woah i'm n-never eating chicken nuggets again

Yeah, nuggets are leftover chicken giblets.
And they taste good too.

oh my good. so it's literally just plucked clean chickens grinded in to a fine paste?

Chicken necks are great from making stews and broth, my dude.

bbuhhhh ohh no bey grindebed the meet now i cant eab itt :((( buess i better go began now :DDDD

careful with that edge

same

No you couldnt

I read the captions in the plumbus voice.

don't project your failings on to me faggot I could eat a hundred, maybe even a hundred fifty

well I never used chicken necks that way I can see why you would though like using ham bones in ham and pea soup.

Lies

Only Bernie Sanders supporters watch this show.

Whats wrong with Bernie Sanders?

Go for it

He's a loser.

Hahahaha

He should won

Burger King once had Simpsons toys for the Simpsons movie.

WHATS UP MCNUGGUH

WOW, A THING LITERALLY NOBODY FUCKING WANTED BUT REDDIT AND MEMEY(TM) MEMED IT BECAUSE WHITE PEOPLE HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO CLING TO EXCEPT THEIR 80S-90S ERA NOSTALGIA SO NOW "IT'S A THING"

Simpsons isn't really an adult show, plus BK always had toys for PG-13 movies.

>the 'mature adult' show gets a happy meal

ahahahaha

>Idiots actually think this is real.
You are all fucking retarded.

>the happy meal not being real instantly means that the show IS actually for mature adults somehow

bak 2 r*ddit

am I the only one who thinks the plumbus sketch was the worst of all interdimensional cable?

Nothing, if you like open relationships.

I said nope, retard, implicating it would never happen.
Now kill yourself.

How are you this retarded

Most men are cucks so he's not wrong. Men have become conditioned to think of cuckold porn as normal. It's actually more likely than not that your friends spends their weekends watching their wives and girlfriends enjoy other men.

Why being a cuck is a bad thing again?

>Rick & Morty is a nothing show with no audience
>McDonald's wants traction in the 18-35 demo
Pick one

>reddit and memey
fuck off

>Adult show
>Kid's meal

McDonalds targeting manchildren now

Bump

don't know, don't care, didn't saw the video

ignorance is happiness

Stupid idiot.

It's not real you guys.

I think he's just pointing out that Sup Forums is full of gullible retards.

I for one is counterculture,special,unique and ahead of the curve and only watch truly intellectual which is whatever Sup Forums is shilling :Xavier Renegade Angel is awesome

>whole narrative fall apart
>Y-you guys are still retarded lmao le reddit funny hat eksdee eksdee
Damn son now that's what i call damage control

>expected some awful video of battery farm chickens being mass slaughtered
>get video of meat being ground up
wow, it's fucking nothing

I'm pretty sure basically every fan would buy at least one but I doubt there are enough of us for it to make sense for McDonald's and the fact pretty much every company want's themselves to be seen as super family friendly means this will never happen.

I literally will never eat chicken meat again for the rest of my life because of seeing this chicken meat being ground up so finely that it is paste like.

>but I doubt there are enough of us
bro like everyone age 10-35 is a rick and morty fan nowadays

I'd go to Mc Donalds and order two happy meals if they're giving out schezuan sauce and rick and morty figures

It's a shame this can't happen because adult show :(
When are they gonna start doing grown up meals with toys, though. I would be at McDonalds every day. Do they not realise how many adults like collecting this dumb shit these days? :P

Bout time we get a McDonald's Adult Meal™!

I never wanted him to win but he's also the definition of filthy sellout kike. Hillary bought him off and also he never held a job until he was 40 years old.

Yeah it's called a Mighty Kid's Meal.

>the absolute infantilized state of society

its no wonder they call the show 'reddit' because holy shit your lack of reading comprehension is truly astonishing.

It's case AND point you moron.

exactly

It would cost McDonalds basically nothing. The toys are less than 50 cents a pop to manufacture, a limited run of 10,000 is going to be a minor blip in the Sundries column of their marketing bill for the year. And that's if Harmon isn't paying them a dime.

weak bait

i excepted much worse