'Diane, it's 4:53PM. I just watched the most fantastic and hilarious show. The main character, get this, turned himself into a pickle! Can you believe it Diane? What a preposterous thing for someone to do! The thing is Diane, it only gets better from here, this pickle-man or should I say, pickle rick, has to fashion himself a contraption from the entrails of dead rats! How this Rick character does it I don't know Diane but let me tell you I'm loving it.'
'Diane, it's 4:53PM. I just watched the most fantastic and hilarious show. The main character, get this...
>'Diane, it's 4:53PM. I just watched the most fantastic and hilarious show. The main character, get this, turned himself into a kettle! Can you believe it Diane? What a preposterous thing for someone to do! The thing is Diane, it only gets better from here, this kettle-man or should I say, kettle jeffries, has to talk using a contraption which billows steam! How this Jeffries character does it I don't know Diane but let me tell you I'm loving it.'
>'Diane, it's 4:53PM. I just watched the most fantastic and hilarious show. The main character, get this, turned himself into a child rapist! Can you believe it Diane? What a preposterous thing for someone to do! The thing is Diane, it only gets better from here, this Horse-man or should I say, Bojack Horseman, has to get steamrolled by depression and Hollywood's foolishness ! How this Bojack character does it I don't know Diane but let me tell you I'm loving it.'
what da fuck does the horseman actually become a child rapist??
>'Diane, it's 4:53PM. I just watched the most fantastic and hilarious show. The main character, get this, just crashed a plane! Can you believe it Diane? The thing is Diane, it only gets better from here, this masked man or should I say, Bane, has to leave no survivors! Why he wears the mask I don't Diane but let me tell you I'm loving it.'
shut the fuck up
Imagine being this triggered by an intentionally silly cartoon.
Autism is a horrible disease.
Great meme go on
this just gets me sad because we didn't get enough of cooper in the return and it was a terrible ending for him too
smfh tbqh fuck lynch even the original ending was better this was just supremely depressing
L Y N C H E D
I lost it.
What is this? Kindergarten?
>Dale, I'm a wood knob! I'm wood knob Josie, Dale!
No, he almost fucks a friends seventeen year old daughter but he doesn't go through with it.
Where's the "...and that reminds me, was 9/11 was an inside job?"
>just replacing one or two words and turning a decent copypasta into a try hard unfunny blurb of text to impress your online anonymous friends instead of making something more creative
This is why Vinceposting never took off. Newfags and underage b& are ruining this place. Thanks Hiro.
>'Diane, it's 4:53PM. I just watched the most fantastic and hilarious disaster. The United States government, get this, orchestrated a terrorist plot against itself! Can you believe it Diane? What a preposterous thing for a country to do! The thing is Diane, it only gets better from here, this jihadist plot or should I say, controlled demolition, still has to coincide with a lie about WMDs! How this Bush character does it I don't know Diane but let me tell you I'm loving it.'
>newfags are still blaming Hiro for all the bullshit moot inflicted on the site
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>try hard
>like 15 seconds of effort
>seventeen year old
>child
>decent copypasta
Hi OP
Kek
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only good scene in s3
i liked it better when i imagined that diane was the name of his tape recorder
Yeah, before S3 I thought that Diane appearing would be fantastic, when it actually happened I wanted her to be just a name that's mentioned sometimes again
DERN'D
I always thought it was his sister for some reason. Probably just my young mind getting mixed up with x-files.
BOOM BIG REVEAL
I'M PICKLE LYNCH!
LYYYYNCHEEEED
>TP being used for shitposting
I don't like this at all
>implying /tpg/ isn't 93% shitposting
the thing is Diane didn't really do much all things considered. Her appearance was totally anticlimactic making it kind of pointless
WHADDYA THINK ABOUT THAT ANGELO!
TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE ANGELO!
I'M PICKLE HAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!
Anyone else disappointed with Laura Dern casted as Diane.
She is actually revolting t b h
I wish they brought back heather graham as coopers love interest instead of revealing Diane