What would you like to see in a Lovecraftian movie?

What would you like to see in a Lovecraftian movie?

Ear shattering fart noises

Every fucking day, huh?

your mum lol

Sneed

Chuck

Space exploration, space anomaly, astronaut come back changed, breathrough in quantum physics, old cult, weird experiment, mad scientist, fanatics.

True detective meets supergod, conspiracy from the 20's to modern days early future.

WHAT IF CTHULU WASNT JUST A STORY?!!?

subtlety, as in exactly the opposite of that picture

What if sneed wasnt just a story?

A Kafka-esque direction would be nice for once

Kafkaesque themes.

2 hours of pure noise

easy: the ingredients for authentic lovecraftian cinema are simple as shit.

>movie trailer
>WHAT IF CTHULU WASN'T JUST A STORY
>ear shattering fart noise
>full frontal shot of Cthulu rising from the sea with water streaming off of its body
>black screen
>coming 2018

>movie
>opening shot is Cthulu rising out of the water
>movie is 2 hours and 45 minutes of Cthulu destroying a city
>ending is Cthulu standing over the leveled city roaring at the sky

make it a shaky cam mockumentary so it's guaranteed I'm not gonna watch it

Is it true that they're banning these dumb threads now? Let's find out.

Is this more shilling for that new movie thats coming out?

>what if niggers wasn't just a story?
>*muffled rap music blaring in the distance*

Watch mother! 100% the best lovecraft adaption I've ever seen

warcraft > lovecraft

Sneedian mis en scene, with a touch of Wellesian cinematography

All it needs is
*Cuts to the rock*
>My kids and ex wife are in that city!
>I must save them!
*Last scene is the rock firing an RPG at cthulu and killing it forever*

>cut to brendan fraser throwing himself before Cthulhu, begging him to eat his soul

>leslie jones cuts in her toyota sports car
>awwww hell no this cthulu up in here is whack

Never fails to make me laugh

>cuts to marky mark drinking america's beer, budlight, in the middle of battle

brendan fraiser as a frozen caveman

mom says clean your room justin

THIS SUMMER
>*ear shittering shart shoise*

Thumbnail looks like my hairline

woah Bleeders was totally.... lovecraftian??? Oh my godd (not that he's real ;) ) i loooooooveeeee epically above your comphrebension elder god! so fucking epic, the human brain can't even see these things! fucking epic tentacle! Can anyone reckoned some LOVECRAFTIAN eldrid movies? fucking love science and elder god so fucking epic pickle rick

I can't see Lovecraft stories being taken to film.. The most striking thing about Lovecraft is his writing style and it would be pretty hard to convey the sense of mystery and "eldritch" horror on screen instead of the imagination.

In other words any attempt the Jews make to capitalize off of Anglo masterpieces will only appeal to plebs

clowns

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something that would make the viewer physically nauseous, not some shock horror gore shit.

Underrated reply

WHO IS KAFKA?

TELL ME!!

*Cuts to Melissa McCarthy as cthulu rises from the water*
>So what they say about shrinkage is true!
*Cuts to cthulus tiny flaccid dick*
*Audience dies in laughter*

>Cthulhu is the big baddy in Ballbusters 2

holy shit I can actually see that happening

g*d damn, it basically is a matter of time before they make some big dumb cgi blockbuster out of cthulu huh?

it's overdue actually, Cthulhu has been an Invader Zim quirk monster for 'adults' for a while now

>plebs can't digest deep cosmic horror

color me surprised

Non-CGI effects that are so disgusting that they make your fingernails bend backwards.

Are there any movies with huge monsters? Not "Godzilla" huge but BIG like Cthulu.

Cthulu is bigger than Godzilla

>cthulu falls to the ground
>head conveniently lands right near the protag
>they make eye contact and share a somber moment before he races across the city in a military helicopter to save his marriage

RADIOACTIVE

RADIOACTIVE

So funny and creative.

SAM NEILL AND JEFFREY COMBS

you have to go back to le reddit

woah that scene was totally.... lovecraftian??? Oh my godd (not that he's real ;) ) i loooooooveeeee epically above your comphrebension elder god! so fucking epic, the human brain can't even see these things! fucking epic tentacle! Can anyone reckoned some LOVECRAFTIAN eldrid movies? fucking love science and elder god so fucking epic pickle rick

fuck yeah

That's a pretty good comic too

I can't decide between Shakespearean, Dickensian, or Wildeansian dialogue. Maybe there could be characters representing each, would be Palahniukiansean.

Franz Kafka, you fool.
you would have known him if you played Resident Evil Revelations 2.

Planet eater

Why even come in the thread?

seeing cgi in a film that could convey this sense scale would be next level

some of this

*braps your ears*

B

What are the best Lovecraftian kino of all time??

...

>cuts to morgan freeman
>SAY THAT AGAIN I DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKA

Donnie Darko, unironically

it's still very niche. hopefully with the help of IT's success we will see more.

>he actually wants to see the inevitable Cthulhu Godzilla bastardizaton

Hey, pal ...

Close. So Close.
McCarthy
>Oh, I see, the universe is going with FAT JOKES on this one!
Wig
>So what they say about shrinkage is true
McKinnon
>So that's what happens when you flush a goldfish down the toilet
Jones
>Oh HAIL no!


Godzilla vs Biolante is Godzilla vs Cthulu.

Mfw i actually really liked lovecraftian and kafkaesque-type of movies and used these adjectives years in advance of this meme synthesizing into existene which feels a bit weird, like there's some sort of memetic feedback loop bouncing back at me from the astral morphic field i've helped feed through my posts