What's this hairstyle called?

What's this hairstyle called?

sneedcut

The "my sisters dead"

Not sure, but he's pulling it off.

Tossed salad on the back, scrambled eggs in the front. Now that that's out of the way, time to talk about the actually important things, such as who is the best girl and why is it Roz?

The balding chad.

The tossed salads and scrambled eggs.

P E G G E D

quite stylish

she's the perfect combination of dirty fuckable whore and with a warm glow of love and motherhood

It's called balding and it's a symbol of wisdom

I know he was rich but damn that's a big apartment

The Crane-ium.

>ywn cum inside Roz while she holds you and whispers into your ear "Good boy. Mommy loves you very much"
Life is pain

Finally someone who gets it

The That's Professor Mullet To You

The Defendant.

Frasierhead

That's right, user! Grass doesn't grow on a busy street!
It doesn't grow on concrete either btw

The pathetic republican racist hairstyle with a dead career.

The Larry Fine or the Garfunkel.

For you.

thanks pajeet!

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the phil collins
the jews peak
the based navegante

bullet, bald mullet

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the navegante

bald and brash

>navegante
It's still hurts bros.

the caville

The cliffhanger

the "Sup Forums in their early 20s"

>being so insecure with yourself that you cling to every last pathetic whisp of hair
>not telling nature and genetics to go fuck itself and just shaving that shit off completley

rolling with your natural hair pattern is the actual confident way, like george carlin did.

betas shave their heads to hide their genetics from women.

True alphas don't give a shit how much hair they have or lose. They find a hairstyle that works for them no matter what their current situation is. Hair is an irrelevancy if you know how to make yourself look good.

What shows like Seinfeld and Fraiser should I warch, Sup Forums?

Chico and the Man

>insecure is keeping your natural haircut
>secure is shaving your head and hiding your shame

What

She is the perfect milf

Nah, because I shaved my short. Clinging to a balding mullet looks silly.

Scrambled eggs all over my face