The IFK (International Federation of Kinography) approaches you and gives you 300M$ and complete artistic control over...

The IFK (International Federation of Kinography) approaches you and gives you 300M$ and complete artistic control over Emma Roberts in order to make a film.

As director what kind of film are you going to make?

>As director what kind of film are you going to make?

Reality drama about a talentless hack having to take acting lessons.

If I don't spend it all, do I get to keep the rest?

all three Emmas in a tastefully shot erotic lesbian fantasy-kino based in 18th century Paris.

>implying you can afford the other two on a budget of 300k

Roberts is the only one so desperate

this is 300M$

oh yeah lol

a hardcore, pornographic, nc-17 femdom film starring me and her.

/thread

unsharpen her knees

best emma is for hugs not fugs

A movie about a bedwetter

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Group of lesbian friends are going on vacation to the beach and shy girl(Emma) is coming with them by accident, as movie goes lesbians slowly seducing this girl, and in the end there is scene where Emma fingering two girls while being fucked by another girl with strapon

Watson as a loyalist to Robespierre during the reign of terror. Stone as a hardcore revolutionary.
Roberts as a simple innkeeper trying to avoid taking sides and stay out of trouble, all while having secret love affairs with both Stone and Watson at her inn.

A sci-fi incest movie where Eric Roberts falls in love with his younger, female clone (Emma Roberts)

has potential

nice

An indie film where she is an upcoming ballerina but has to earn extra money by posing as a nude model for artists.

An adaptation of The End of Alice with her playing the female protagonist.

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A video of her taking a mud monkey on me.

Cast her as galadriel in a silmarillion kino

kill yourself

The story of a normal girl from a poor family going after her dreams of becoming a doctor however as she is poor she tries out different jobs to fund her education.
Eventually a rich man takes an interest in her and funds her education as long as she visits him in his manor, over the course of the movie the rich man will slowly corrupt her sexually resulting in several scenes of unsimulated anal sex.
Also I'll play the rich man myself.

Give here 10k for the casting couch experience then go out and get a real actress.

Luthien would be better

Only if Watson just sits on the side crying while Roberts and Stone have passionate lesbian sex and laugh at her

I actually agree on that.

A 3 hour long space opera set in 2099 starring Emma on a desperate mission to save humanity via stolen alien tech. She will travel to strange world's, overthrow alien shadow governments, and become the first human to successfully reproduce with an alien being. Directed by Brian depalma. Produced by the wachowskis.

Of all the Sup Forums waifus, this is the only one I don't understand even a little bit. She is at best average looking, not a particularly good actress, and hasn't even been in something that happened to be good despite her acting.

Is this just some masochism thing since she plays bitchy characters and has the assault issues? Do her average looks make her seem more attainable? What is the appeal here?

This entire post could apply to 90% of Sup Forums waifus

Like who? Even if they don't jive with my personal taste, I can at least see the merits of the others. If I don't find them attractive, usually they are at least interesting looking or good actresses or SOMETHING. Emma Roberts is just so unremarkable that I don't understand lead to this obsession.

She has hairy arms and belly.

>She is at best average looking
Are you 110% gay? She's fucking gorgeous.

Emma Watson
Saoirse Ronan
Cara Delevigne
Elle Fanning
Bella Thorne

Off the top of my head

>Emma Watson
Pretty face; Harry Potter nostalgia
>Saoirse
Cute, actually good actress
>Cara
Interesting looking, such a bad actress that it's funny
>Elle
Cute, not terrible actress, interesting looking
>Bella
Slutty meth-fu; probably nostalgia for people who watched Disney channel or whatever the fuck she was on

Emma Roberts doesn't have any of the above qualities.

>Investigative journalism.
Best genre for me.

>>Emma Watson
>Pretty face

foot worship film

Fuck off faggot.

She plays one of the random bystanders in my movie about a giantess starring Emma Stone.

>The IFK (International Federation of Kinography)
Is that real?

I would watch the shit out of this

This is how Robertsfags have to blatantly waifupost. They have to invent fantasy lands because she's a who that nobody likes besides like 150 people.

What other hairy celebs you like?

Bitter much. I would rather see watson and roberts kill stone for being ugly

samefag

>she plays my abusive wife who eventually kills me in my mid 40s
>filmed in real time
Pic related

That literal cavewoman in the bond movie and mom incest one. Cannot fathom how anyone can get past that face for her decent boobage

>saorise
>elle
>not terrible actresses
You're almost wrong about everything on there why even bother reddit?

Roberts is shit, don't get it.

That's what I'm saying!

I'd rather hire an actress who can put on a Peter Sellers tier performance.

I give her a camera to film me shoving my nose and tongue as far up AnnaSophia Robb, and Anya Taylor-Joy's assholes, as humanly possible for 3 hours straight. Then I tell her to get the fuck out of my sight and deposit the rest of the budget into my bank account.

how is she so perfect bros?

she is white

Yes. German thing like Oktoberfest

Easy B.

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>overrated pale womalet #10348
fuck off with this shit

cute

A full-length femdom and cuckolding feature film where she puts out her cigarette on my balls while grinding her pusy on my face and twisting my dick and calling me her faggot and spitting on my face, and then she calls a Chad to come fuck her and she lets me watch and then she makes me clean out the creampie with my tongue before the climax of the movie where she finally smiles and softens on me and hugs me and tells me "youre the best pusy slave a girl could have"

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just a film of me impregnating her

>that no ass
Her friend is miles more attractive.

A film exploring the levels of sexual submission, she ends up being a consensual full time slave (i.e. she has to ask permission to take a shower). Starring me as the master btw

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A sequel to Pluto Nash.

snuff film

>flat chested and flat assed womanlet pretends to be sexy
Embarrassing.

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>Serial killer suddenly starts murdering both women and men in the streets of Nevada, *he* raped them after killing them though they haven't found sperm on the corpse
>The investigations start
>They have no clue who is behind it, though they have some suspects
>5 minutes before the movie ends we go to a scene were the criminal is raping his victim, a young girl, the camera goes slowly to the face of said criminal
>It turns out Emma Roberts has a multiple personality disorder and she is behind everything without knowing it
>Credits start rolling

>ruining pusy with cuck shit
gross

go on...

based

lots of unnecessary sex scenes

Make a Heathers musical tv with her as Heater Chandler, spend like 100M on A and B listers to make a movie that's probably going to pay for itself, then I use 150M to fund a 40k tv series about the IG, and I've got 50M left to not have to work for the rest of my life.

Speaker for the Dead movie but Ender is a girl

Take a page out of Vincent Gallo's book of directing if you know what I mean.

>self-referential stuff about the movie business

Guaranteed Oscars coming your way. Emma Roberts praised as the next Meryll Streep genius character actress for years until the spell wears off.

her smile is an exact, younger copy of Anne hathaway's. I doubt either of them are White.

hot

what did she mean by this

>Cara - Interesting looking
Oh, fuck off.

$300M is way too much to spend on any one film, especially with an untested Emma Roberts as your lead.

If it was 3 years ago, I would take that money and make a Spider-girl trilogy, ~100M budget each, with Emma as the lead. Nowadays the capeshit market is kind of saturated, so I really don't know what I'd do with her as a lead.

If she can be a supporting character I adapt NGE with her as Asuka.

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