ITT, Post Sup Forums characters you fell in love with and regret that you will never marry them...

ITT, Post Sup Forums characters you fell in love with and regret that you will never marry them. Pic very much related for me

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>wanting to marry a literal whore who is extremely self-centered and crazy

>literal whore
Yet not as bad as that gold digger George.

Get on my level pleb.

>le all women are whores xD

If anything, she was a prude. Also, off to /r9k/ with you

Well, there was that one episode where she walked around like this intentionally trying to manipulate men.

From the client (1994)

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Is JLD the only example in history of a woman getting way hotter with age? She's 56 and fine as fuck today.

>Space Cases
My nigga. That was my shit as a kid.

Not the only one...

I wouldn't count Sarandon since she's always been hot.

God damn I love Jewel in Firefly and SG Atlantis.

Yea you are right, she is just a different kind of hot now.

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Her button on her shirt broke off and she didn't know. It wasn't intentional ya liar.

Marisa Tomei?

She was never really all that attractive though.
Christina Hendricks is superior.

Tim Robbins was a fool for letting her go. I could spend an eternity with my face buried in those tiddies.

whatever happened to Best Bateman anyway?

>this fucking guy

She looked amazing in The Wrestler, but she's hit the wall since then.

Broski, she's 70. Grandmommy is more like it.

Also,

This. She looks gross as hell the first couple of seasons on Seinfeld. But around season 4 she starts looking hot and ever since has aged in reverse.

It's funny
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Since 2004 I've had a very strong obsession with her

Part of the problem was her frumpy ass hairdoo in Seinfeld. I can't explain what else made her get hotter with age.

This is a different episode than the pic I replied to but yeah.

Fuck, guess I'm not up to date.

Yea, he got her for 20 something years though, lucky man.

I hear she is living under a bridge these days.

Helen Hunt in Mad About You was the perfect combination of motherly warmth and sexy girl next door type

This gurl.

>She looks gross as hell the first couple of seasons on Seinfeld.

Objectively wrong.today I watch Season 2 Episode 3 (The Jacket) and there is a scene where she crosses her legs in pantyhose.

I literally leaked precum all over my boxers (i was not home) and have been rock-hard ever since seeing that scene. Now I just need my stupid roommate to go to sleep so i can pause it on my screen and fap to it

Lady Starbuck in Longmire.

Woof. There must be a story there, but I don't want to hear it.

She wasn't the first, but for a while she was the best.

Billie Kent in Boardwalk Empire

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Superior waifu coming through

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What the fuck does she do to stay so young looking?

I think it's a combo of having cosmetic work done, controlled diet, little to no real stress and good genetics. Having money helps.

pleb

I dreamed once that I was fucking Elaine from behind. Then I downloaded the Seinfeld porn parody. Quality shit, tbqh

Do you live in a dorm room, you fucking freshman?

Look at them nefertitties

No I live with a girl. I dont fap in the apartment unless shes not in it or my room is locked. Tonight we are Binge-watching Netflix together so I cant very well lock myself in my room and fap.

Yes i am a loser, and yes she friendzoned me, and yes im so hopeless and not an option for her sexually that she walks around the apartment half naked and puts on and takes off clothes in front of me "because she feels comfortable and trusts me" and yes Ive fapped countless times to her panty drawer when shes not home.

Binge watching Narcos on Netflix I meant

Have you seen Deconstructing Harry? There is some great Seinfeld sex kino waiting for you there, bro.

You're lucky, that sounds hot as fuck.

>Quality shit, tbqh
>has a spic womanlet chubster as Elaine

No thanks. i'll pass

>that sounds hot as fuck
Yeah shes a very thin 5'3 Italian girl with a dfc but somehow has a fat ass. Its fucking TORTURE living with her and not getting to fuck her. I will unironically move out soon, when she brings home a Chad for a one night stand i unironically contemplate suicide

Why would you give up that situation? The spank bank material alone makes it worthwhile.

its been 2-3 years, the lease will be up soon anyways. At first I had my mind off and was enjoying what you termed "the spank bank material" but for the last year or so,I cant just turn my brain off, its agonizing that she see mes as a friend and is right there in front of me literally almost 24/7 and I cant even do anything more than a hug and kiss on the cheek to her. I feel like a fucking pathetic castrated faggot hearing her bitch and moan about all the Chads pumping and dumping her while I pine obssessively over her.

JUST

Her hair is really accurate though.

anyone in pic related with the exception that I control LFB's destiny and prevent her from getting anorexia and a drug and plastic surgery addiction

>sleeps with new men every episode
>not married her 30s
>wants to fuck Jerry when she sees how much money he's making
>not a whore

Can you hear them fucking? Is she loud?

It's better than having nothing. I'd love to be in that position.

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hnnng

Old pic, but Madchen is still fine as fuck.

Shelly was best then and has held up best. She is undisputed best girl

Actually sounds like she wants to bang

fucking this.

That mischievous and smug look afterwards is sexier than the fake orgasm desu

Would you have gone back and stayed with her, Sup Forums?

shes not loud, i occasionally hear some moans and her bed creaking. One time she was with some Chad in the shower for hours on end. Its fucking torture I cant take it anymore.

Also, shes very selfish, one time by some miracle I brought a girl home and dated her for a while and my roommate was being a bitch to me for no reason then one night she told me it bothers her that Im dating someone else, and me being the lovestruck idiot that I am dumped my new gf for her. We tried a few dates (fancy dates were I fucking bended over backwards to please her) and then on the 3rd date (after I had already spent hundreds on our dates) she tells me she "doesnt want to ruin our friendship"

The fucking bitch cost me the ONE girlfriend Ive had in like 6 years. im like a fucking ring on her finger for literally nothing in return, she just wants to keep me around for when she hits the wall and wants to settle apparently

Get the fuck out of there dude, what are you doing

don't make me pick one

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Fuck dude. I won't judge you because I think a lot of men have been in a similar situation. But you need to get out of there, for your own good. It's going to suck, and take a while to get over, but you need to get the fuck away from her. In the long run, it will be better for both of you. But mainly you.

I know it's asking for trouble, but I still can't help it.

Start adding anaphrodisiacs to her food

Interesting digits aside, how fucking underage are you that you believe aphrodisiacs are actually a thing?

Give me her number. I want to be her new abuse slave when you move out.

there is a reason he couldn't in the books if i remember correctly

but she's my favourite girl from the last few years

You actually dont have it that bad senpai. It seems like you like her and shes willing to do something down the line. Just suck it up and marry her in a few years (I know she will be past her prime and just off the cock carousel and blah blah blah) but none of that matters if you get her in the end. Just dont give up and try every now and then, she will appreciate it

Bro, don't fucking tell him that. Why would you lie to him like that? Why would you do that? Do you enjoy making small of people?

no i tell him that because I was in a situation a few years where a hottie was stringing me along. I havent talked to her in years, but I still miss her.

I would KILL to be in user's position with her. And she did go on dates with him and gets jealous when he dates other women, user should just date another woman to make his roommate jealous then give her a second chance

NO! Do not fucking listen to this idiot. Listen, I've been around the block a few times. This girl will NEVER be with you. What she is doing is stringing you along because she likes to keep you around as a single male that gives her constant attention. You are nothing but an emotional cock to her, she can get her sexual cock from the dudes she brings over and fucks. If you get into a relationship she will do everything she can to passive-aggressively ruin it for you, including being nasty and cold to you, or subtly shittalking and pointing out little things about her to make you slowly begin to hate her.

Typical beta behavior user. It's in you'r blood, you can't help it
Your only hope is to become alpha by some miracle, but few anons ever succeed.
First one needs to remember girls like Chads, not insecure servile lapdogs, Chad doesn't come running when she calls, Chad is the bad guy in the motorcycle, the one that will leave her bor a better bitch the moment she takes a wrong step. That's why she got jealous when you had new gf.
Chad is secure, Chad doesn't live for the bitches, the bitches come to Chad, because he knows he's better than them. Most of them don't even deserve Chad, they should count themselves lucky.
And before you pull the "but muh looks are shit" It's not about the looks. It truly is about attitude. But the right attitude is even harder to achieve than the right looks. The path of a Chad is not easy, but there is hope. There is always hope.

You fuckin lil bitch

>Not fapping when she's home

Fuck that, whip that dick out in the middle of the room and start jackin it, bud. If she doesn't like it tell her to get the fuck out.

Or at least jack off in your own room or the bathroom when she's home, wtf is wrong with you?

Life is too short for this kind of bullshit. It takes a toll on you mentally (which takes a toll on you physically, believe it or not) and ages you prematurely. This kind of emotional stress and overthinking can fuck you up for life.

Please go back to /r9k/. You aren't helping.

>you will never smell sweaty elaine

>Disregarding basic human psychology with muh /r9k/
Dude, people are just like that. You think otherwise, you're deluding yourself
Women like men who are secure of themselves, confident and who often ignore them because it's natural to go for the better option, and the better option is the one that's hard to get. Competition is a basic instinct. The best male is a prize, not a slave. It's fucking nature m8
But sure, continue to act like this shit doesn't happen, I was only trying to paint a picture. You want girls to like you, you first need to believe it and like yourself. if you don't wanna fuck you, why the hell would anyone else? Fucking confidence man.

So youre the emotional tampon she watches tv shows with and shares details of her sex life with, but never actually lets you smash even though she lets you see her naked?

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The picture you painted had far too many Chads in it to be taken seriously, and read as if most men are doomed. If you are going to lecture someone on your view of life, try to not sound so condescending.

This. Next time she starts discussing her sex life, start jacking off.

As if you're even sponge-worthy.

She is mine.idk how any other fictional character could compete.

>tfw you have a waifu, and ywn marry her
>tfw every girl you encounter reminds you that she's not her
>tfw rejecting the others actually makes you look more attractive and girls start hitting on you
>tfw you notice, but you only love your fucking waifu and no one else interests you
fuck this gay earth

THIS. All this anons lifestory needs is his roommate in a trenchcoat smoking a cigarette and softly seducing him into hanging himself

user, you must assert your dominance to gain her respect. Go mark your territory by pissing all over the apartment, specifically her room.

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There was an episode where her sex germs get another woman at the office deathly ill. She was a fucking whore.