Pushes a man off a cliff

>pushes a man off a cliff

"Now you are the fall guy."

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>snaps a guy's spine over a gambling table

"Go for broke."

>kills grocery store clerk
Ill bag it myself

this is the only good thread on Sup Forums right now

>Introduces friend to meth
"Ice to meet you"

> pushes a BIG GUY off a plane

"He didn't fly so good."

>Kills a gas attendant with the gas pump

Fill her up

>Tosses someone into a cement mixer and proceeds to toss the cement mixer into a volcano
"Shake and bake"

*beats man to death with cheese wheel*
Say cheese

> makes an arts and crafts of cthulu

"I lovecrafts."

>pushes man into frozen water for an icy death
"Cool it"

>Kills an assassin pretending to be a windows 7 tech

I still love vista baby

>twists enemies back and tweaks his knee
"Hasta lumbago."

>*kills lying nigger with huge drill*
SCREEEEWWWWW YOUUUUUUUUUU!

>kills jap with samurai sword
"Sayonara sucker."

>kills a jew, a nigger and an arab because he's a racist
"I hate crime"

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>directs attack dog to rip out enemies throat
"Every dog has his day"

>kills a man with an alarm clock
"You snooze, you lose"

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>bury man in fertilizer

See you next spring.

>savagely beats Bob Barker at a Pro-Am
Hasta la vista your price, baby.

>kills man with frozen turkey
"Where's the beef?"

>kills Caspare
bet you didn't know this

>serves a delicious fusion of pasta and pizza

pasta la pizza baby

>kills man dressed as a knight at a Renessaince fair

"chivalry is dead"

>shoots female assassin in the face during high speed pursuit
"Woman drivers."

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>pushes a black man off a cliff
"Black lives splatter"

>Suffocates a mime during the shooting of a silent film

"Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have a right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you.”

>crush him with slot machine

Go for broke.

>kills man with one bullet in the chamber

"That's one less loose end."

>rips a man's arms off
"See you at the party"

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>sucks a guys dick

"look who's gay now, FAGGOT"

>decides to go work out with his best friend Whitney Houston
"Come Whitney if you want to lift."

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guy get's both arms cut off
Arnies throws them back at him

doesn't quip

"catch"


missed opportunity

mfw
bad

holy shit
btw, nice bread

>decapitated enemy, his head tumbles forward from his lifeless body

>"don't get ahead of yourself"

>kills Mark Zuckerberg

"unfriended"

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>*DING!* - frying pan to the head

"order up"

>goes up to a vegan wearing tree matter as clothing, and rips off his jaw

"all bark, no bite"

>*DING!* - frying pan to the head
death - nice and hot

>Arnie decides to become a tranny

I need your chode, boobs and your hormone cycle.

>kills man with a chair
have a seat

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>steals a large stirring implement from a chef and crushes his skull with it

"that was a whisk i was willing to take"

I think I saw this on 9gag 10 years ago

*holding a man over a cliff*
"remember how I said I'd kill you last?"
"yeah, you did say that"
"yuen, your friends are dead"
*drops the man*

>shoots his taxi driver
"Keep the change".

*Beats man to death with a cheese wheel*
>No man has as many friends as the man with many cheeses

>kills man with remote

"I never liked that channel."

>Kills a Pixar animator after cannibalizing his buddy
"You've got a friend in me"

>Tony is rich af
>only Black Label
??

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>smashes newspaper stand into bad guys head

"breaking news..."

lol

fucking lmao

>kills russel crowe by shoving a female midget down his throat

"glad-he-ate-her"

He's at Junior's house.

>lights bad guy on fire

"Time to heat things up"

>Arnold somehow gets into a bad guy's car during a highspeed chase, knocks him unconscious and jumps off the car as it crashes into a feed store
"Looks like you had a Feed for Sneed."

I can't tell if this is a samefag or these legitimately have never seen this joke that predates Sup Forums

>kills enemy by throwing him into a large industrial fan

>"I guess you finally met your maker"

>snaps the tip of his knife off in Patrick Swayze's skull

"Point Break"

I sat in this thread waiting for someone to force a Sneed joke because I knew it would be absolutely terrible, and you didn't disappoint

>Arnold kills person playing Pokemon Go

"I choose you...to die"

I sat on your mom's face

>jumps and crushes bad guys skull with a kick

"White boys CAN jump"

haven't seen it in a while always makes me laugh especially because Vista was terrible

Kek

>kills john cusack

"Better Off Dead"

>kicks dolph lundgren into a vat of molten plastic
"You're going straight to dvd"

Very good

>vaporizes bad guy with laser

"Don't forget the sunscreen"

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I don't get it

>nukes his psychotherapist

"that's how i learned to stop worrying and love the bomb"

>Kills Greek philosopher
>"Carpe DIE-em"

Did you not know carpe diem was Latin or is that part of the joke?

>while pregnant, roundhouse kicks a man

"My body, my choice"

This is a real one, by the way

Let's say it was part of the joke.

>shoots pennywise in the head
Stop clowning around

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You know I really, don't believe that

>shoots man five times

"Take five"

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>Shoots Dodge Charger with a rocket launcher

"Nice dodge."

>you: man shooting basketball
>me: giant broccoli

Robs a store, rapes a woman, kills a cop.

"I'll be black"

oh my word that is gumby... can you not know ANYTHING?

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lebbit

>giant broccoli
i cant tell whos baiting who anymore

When are there 2 bullets in the chamber?

>kills nick cage and wears his face as a mask
No... Face ON!!