Homestuck

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CLOVER AND MS PAINT SHIIEEEEET

>The only villain who shouldve died
>didnt die and probably even gets a happy ending

>he was texting it to slick
This makes even less sense

so why is this jack bossing clover around
i mean that's rhetorical, i know they're going for that ultimate selves bullshit and we're supposed to pretend this jack and slick are interchangeable

He probably sent it to everyone, judging by ms paint's flustered expression, or just mspaint and slick saw so he decided to reply himself.

What did she mean by this?

It's so nice that the guy who murdered the kids' parents and a bunch of other people not only suffers no consequences for his actions but completely replaces the good version of himself with absolutely no one noticing or caring.

Is that fucking DAD'S HAT

ULTIMATE ELVES LOL

Why is Jack alive in the present? The original carapaces should have been dead for thousands of years.

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Oh fuck really
so not only But also gives the stolen clothing of dad to his fucking girlfriend

I'll give Cohen this, he can apparently match Hussie in being a dick.

>Double Robo Slick will never bust in and strangle Jack to death

But see it doesn't matter because...
Uh...
Well, I mean, ultimate selves just means Slick ALSO murdered everyone and is a genocidal bastard. So?

you see, there's attention to details, and then there's a total disregard to them

>Jack still has Dad's hat
How has john not killed himself yet?

God, that was on Skaia too, the one planet they couldn't take with them, because it got turned into a Frog.

He saw how much of a cuck Karkat is and believes his NEET life is better than his existence

who mentioned karkat?

Well obviously "JUST ONE" is for him and then the other one is for Ms. Paint so it's not for him so it's JUST ONE.

Geez would you stop belittling Jocose Twitterbloke like omg literally.

Jade did have Skaia with her actually.

not sure if trolling or just being retarded

No, in the flash Jade does have their Skaia, since they need to perform a ovary transplant on the void session Skaia

Listen, i know remembering Act 7 is painful and all, but it is a thing that happened.

Are you talking to me or Andrew?

Best villain. Homestuck was at it's apex with him as main antagonist.

>Jack Noir uses a smartphone
>Jack Noir uses snapchat

I'm saying that at some point they could have retrieved the hat before it went frog

I know, it's almost as if andrew isn't writing this anymore. Everyone is so ooc

Jack or Ms. Paint and the Felt couldn't have.

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>Direct carpacian dialogue in anything other than commands

Christ, Dad better get involved in this shit, so help me god.

where is the fucking davekat marriage

I need a reason to blow my fucking brains out

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jack communicating in anything besides first person narration feels weird

What work is Clover supposed to be doing?

And why would anyone think they can make Clover do work?

I mean he was still on LoFaF so something there? wait how did this jack get back to the mansion

John is sad. Say something that will cheer him up!

w8 wat I thought it ended

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It's never over. It's never finished. And it always finds new ways to disappoint.

you dad's death was quick

>talking in first person through a snap
lol

Better carpacian dialogue here.

I just don't care anymore. The magic is gone, Cohen's twitter doesn't exactly fill me with confidence, and his snapchat 'updates' have failed to capture character voice.

Why do I keep reading it?

probably because it keeps being posted to Sup Forums

god damnit

Half of them are like that.

The fuck is this?

Because why wouldn't you? There's not much to read, they're just pics with sentences slapped on

What is wrong with him? Why is he so awful?

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Yay, I get Penny Arcade Sollux. I hate it.

>40 yellow
>when the only way to fucking get 40 of anything is to use the Sprite abilities, which changes all yellow orbs

Why does almost every God Tier suck ass?

these updates are so junky

did he at least try to write a fanfic with these characters first

I think you're just supposed to have one strong dude, and have the rest be supports for him so they can use their ability.

the worst part is that the non-godtier ability was actually fucking good :/ like the 3rd character to get retroactively nerfed by ascending so far

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Well that answers that

Every time the anger abates they stoke the fire once more. I don't understand.

Alright, this is fine so far. Still needs more jokes though.

this is SO STUPID

FUCK

FUCK

Say it with me: Cohen cannot write

Nice. I want robojack to revive and blow up their house again.

hussie's the one who wrote jack to survive and slick to die so they're about even

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Is she taking that selfie to send it to John?

>first person narration
It's second person narration you pleb.

yeah I always mix those two up

Cohen did not make homestuck. You say as if we had the choice to kick the writer at any moment like a comic book.

Doesn't mean he can't fuck it up further

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Oh no u, let the thread die without autosaging for once.

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Being Slick is suffering.

Oh snap
>yfw The Green Moon is actually LOFAF, thousands of years later.

Have we ever seen a size comparison between a Land and Earth or Altenria?

Serious question.

Jack does not have the ring anymore. He's just an Agent.

WHY IS HE STILL ALIVE?! John has nothing to do, he could certainly fill his evening with making sure that evil fuck never gets a chance to hurt anyone ever again.

Lands are pretty small, smaller than P/D, and Skaia is Earth sized.

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>Skaia is Earth sized
That can't be right.

John doesn't know where Noir went, Jade doesn't want to hurt Noir because the last time she saw him he is still half Bec. PM gave up fighting him after destroying the rings.

You know what? Maybe Vriska is reserved for offing him.

>not Karkat offing him

Then the caption better be:
AVENGE STABDAD

I want to ejaculate on Nepeta's butt

>Karkat ever doing anything

But the first thing Jade thought when she got into the medium was, "Okay lets make a plan to kill this guy."

She KNEW Bec sacrificed himself and had already come to terms with it WHEN SHE CAME IN.

For that matter why isn't John LOOKING for him, if Noir's with the Felt and building a power base. How is that not a threat?

Fucking christ.

Yeah, Jade didn't like Jack, she knew she could control him until they reached a point where they could deal with him.

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Non of them kept track of him after Collide, that's the problem. Jade could have helped PM kill Noir during the dogfight, but she popped them evenly.

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Can You Please Delete This Inappropriate Picture Of Me

Thank You

stop acting like you've never gotten undressed in public before.

>even davejade fansongs are better than davekat