Thanks

I, for one, am thankful that my girlfriend finally has a princess that is her proper body dimensions and appearance as well as matching ethnic group to cosplay as.

A shame about the titty game, but I guess I can live with the bottom half thicc.

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Why do people have this notion that you can only truly enjoy media that features a protagonist with your exact skin color, body type, and sexual orientation?

When I was a kid, my favorite heroes were mutant turtles and Muppets.

That's just cause you look like a mutant, you muppet.

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Weren't polynesian women supposed to be topless?

can't wait for porn of her with the pig

it's not that you can't enjoy media with people who don't look like you, but it still has a positive psychological effect to see people who look like you represented in media, even if it isn't conscious

>still no Asian princess

REKT

Who was 'Mulan', Alex.

That's why they put Mulan in the lineup.

Thanks for sharing your thoughts with us user... you are probably ugly and disgusting but I would still dress up as your mom and fuck you in the ass.

XOXO
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Bullshit post.
No one on Sup Forums has a gf.

>Mulan
>Princess
Okay

>mysides.jpg

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I'll take a princess who can kick the Mongol army's ass any day over the other, less tough princesses.

Elsa is fine too because ice powers are OP.

Semantics

My kid wanted to dress up as Mr. You're Welcome, but Disney recalled the costume before I could buy it.

>Still no Galician princess

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wew

just draw on him with a magic marker, get a wig, and make a fish hook out of foam, ezpz

See

You're not very fast, Mulan isn't a princess, not even a noble.

And she's their main Asian female hero.
That's why they put Mulan in the lineup.
I'll reiterate your statement "You're not very fast"

So still doens't meet the criteria of "Asian princess". Therefore:
>Still no Asian princess

>implying your girlfriend didn't go to see Maui and compile fantasies of getting fucked by the Polynesian Demi-God while you try to pleasure her.

There isn't even a Spanish one.

Yes, you're right

Damn.. I stand corrected. I thought she was royalty or something. In my defense I only saw the movie once when it came out and was bored out of my fucking mind with it so my attention was not fully committed.

You weren't the guy he replied to.

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There are princesses and there are not-princesses.

>Disney recalled the costume
Wait what?

People threw a fit about cultural appropriation and blackface over a Maui halloween costume. At least one post compared it to skinning an actual brown person and wearing his skin.

Moana a cute

Yeah she was thicc

It doesn't take much originality to impress you mongoloids

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insults don't have to be original, butthead

yes

Good ones do

Implying

kill yourself

What happened to Sup Forums is love?

kill yourself

>Liking Brown

ew

Although it wasn't a great story, it seems like Disney are plumbing the effects suite from The Good Dinosaur into their other movies now. I'm amazed at how real (in an unreal way) this and Finding Dory looked, especially the backgrounds and ambient lighting. Even the trailer for Cars 3 has vastly more detail than usual and I'm sure they wouldn't have put extra effort into that film if the stuff wasn't readily available..

>Not liking both.

C'mon breh.

fair enough but it's worse when you had them growing up, because 90s, then midway through the 90s everybody cut their hair and nobody looked like me anymore, and all male characters became wimps. nobody has represented me in a long time.

are you saying white straight men don't get media representation anymore?

>Elena of Avalor

>still no Disney princess movie set in Japan
I'm surprised they haven't done it yet, it's guaranteed weeb dollars.

>A shame about the titty game

There's not a single Disney princess with tits.

REKT NIGGER

Mulan's are literally a plot point

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A 'point' is right.

Pocahontas would like a word with you.

She's pale as a ghost.

Surprised she didn't dump you after the whole argument over posting about her on Sup Forums and /tg/.

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Of course big hearty breasts are politically incorrect. Big bottom fat asses are permitted because ANY woman can become a fat ass, but not every woman can be blessed during puberty to have desirable breasts.

Never date male Disney Princess fans, girls.

not with long hair or beards
even tony stark was severely reduced down from the tony I grew up with, awesome as RDJ was
they gave thor a beard though so that was good. but I can't identify myself with blondes. they .. they don't seem human to me.

Uhg YASSSS moama SLAYED

>long dark hair or beards

When will we get a black princess?

We already have black kings.

Did you guys even watch the movie

what purpose does this bait serve

PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP

Nowhere near enough (You)s on that post to warrant a screen yet.

Maybe find a samefagger to bulk up those replies

Amen to this. My favorite heroes are Scott Summers, Matt Murdock and Hank Pym.

I'm not Alaskan, blind, and have never hit a girl.

And I bet you're a liar on one of those things.

Well, i mean, is Moana a princess? She's just the daughter of a cheiftain of some nobody tribe, think.

In that regard, Mulan is the heiress to an ancient and venerated house in china.

Holy hell

Nigga she's descended from voyagers.

I feel like this is more of a current thing, or at least the insane level it gets taken to now.

According to the movie, the animal sidekick is the determining factor in whether or not a girl qualifies as a princess.

Not a princess, but Esmeralda was stacked as fuck

Why not go for that one chick in Ichabod Crane if we're doing busty classic Disney girls?

PUT ME IN DAT SCREENCAP. HOW WILL MUPPET user RECOVER

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I want to Steve Aoki Moana.

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Im not sure if I should be amused reading that or disturbed you held on to that for 2.5 yrs so you could post that today. :^/

That's serious creeper shit behavior, man, not acceptable in any way no matter how you'll justify it.

I am sure that has been posted plenty of times in threads of varying subjects across the intervening years

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People like this are selfish egotist that are killing the movie industry by bitching about being panderd too

Dohohoho!

Burned so hard you can practically smell the fire.

op mentioned cosplay, is a shit lot easier to cosplay a character from your ethnic group and general body build

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I want to fuck that mountain.

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Elsa got a perky medium sized tits.

And it jiggle like crazy.

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>not with long hair or beards

Beards are pig disgusting.

OH FUCK BOYO

So is the upstanding African-American community going to freak out when they discover she's technically Asian and not African? Or are they just going to pull a KANGZ?