So much ice... what can men do with such reckless brakes?

>So much ice... what can men do with such reckless brakes?

Why did they put old ladies in lifeboats and left young men to drown? That doesn't even make sense from an evolutionary perspective.

I'll be useful, sir

>Gondor calls for aid

it doesnt make sense from any standpoint desu

In real life, several officers on the Titanic actually held men at gunpoint and let lifeboats go down with empty seats. They believed in "women and children ONLY". It's really fucking weird. Again, the seats were empty. Nobody was using them. But the officers would rather have let the male passengers die.

On an unrelated note, those officers all survived because they had their own lifeboats. "Women and children only" didn't apply to them I guess.

Exactly. Why don't they send young ladies to war either?

NO MAN CAN SINK ME

I imagine those fuckers probably weren't thinking clearly.

>WELL I BELIEVE YOU MAY GET YOUR HEADLINES, MR. ISMAY

icy

>Is this it? Is this all you can conjure, mother nature?

To repopulate you need lots of women and a handful of men

>tfw i keep getting surprised hearing Theoden narrating documentaries i watch

I just took a poop so big you couldn't even see the water in the bowl.

you stole trips from this thread: >get in there and apologise immediately

Fuck those white males

are my dubs being detained?

>Dress up as a woman
>Sneak onto lifeboat
>Survive
>Later get caught out
>Roasties literally angry at you for being alive

Fuck women.

What was the iceberg's tax policy?

I HAVE A CHILD
I HAVE A CHILD
PLEASE IM ALL SHE HAS IN THE WORLD
>wearing expensive first class attire
>child wearing torn brown stinky oily rags
HOW DID HE GET AWAY WITH IT

A well dressed man is a trustworthy man, you fucking peasant.

(((iceBERG)))

Quality post

>RAM THE FUCKING ICEBERG! FULL STEAM AHEAD!
>B-but captain we can't...
>PUT EVERY CRACKER ON THIS FUCKING SHIP TO THE ICY BOTTOM OF THE SEA WHERE THEY BELONG! BLACK POWER

Jeez cameron tone it down a notch will ya

This scene was very kafkaesque, if I do say so myself