Oh no, Sup Forums! Marvel HQ is burning down! Everyone will die, but you have time to run in and save 5 creators! Who do you save?!
Oh no, Sup Forums! Marvel HQ is burning down! Everyone will die...
>Sup Forums
>saving anyone from Marvel
Nah
There are a few Sup Forums may save, like Ewing and Allred
Ewing
Duggan
Conway
Lemire
Spencer
probably waste that time by asking questions
>that spoiler
When someone reminds him he's not a politician anymore, he can write good shit (Superior Foes and Captain HYDRA).
Ewing and every Italian artist around.
>Superior Foes and Captain HYDRA
>not mentioning his best ongoing yet, The Fix
Remender
Mark Waid
Bendis
Stan "The Man" Lee
The rest can burn
But he's the one that set fire to the building to get more souls.
>Bendis
>Quesada
>Slott
>Ryan North
>Kate Leth
Are Hastings and Gurihiru inside? That's three...
I'll grab Lee so he can die with some modicum of dignity.
Hmmm. Winnick? No, he's at DC. So's Simone. Fraction and Ellis are out too.
Aw, hell. Ryan North has to be good for something. That makes 5.
>Ryan North
Damn man, what did Dinosaur Comics ever do to you?
Does i have time to run into DC HQ and trown 5 creators into the fire?
Dinosaur comics were good.
That fucker ran Squirrel Girl into the dirt though.
But he made her more visible. Another writer could, and likely will, use her for something in the future.
It's not like Beechan with Cass.
>implying you have time for five with Bendis
Ok Lets get out of the fire.
The fire?
Yes, the fire burning the building
This building?
Yes
This is Marvel HQ
Yeah lets leave.
Leave Marvel HQ the place on fire?
Yeah, I'm saving you.
Me? Bendis?
And the you die.
Slott and Bendis so that they may die by my hands.
I'd find whatever room Kate Leth is and lock the door.
Bendis, only Bendis
>And the you die.
You die?
I run in the opposite direction and grab 5 more spectators.
At this point I'm not willing to risk a breach in contamination, better to let even a small amount of potential burn, than to risk the suck getting out.
Al Ewing
Gurihiru
Genndy Tartakosky (since he's writing Cage)
Alex Ross
That's only four..
Go to DC headquarters to burn it down
Save Tom King
Gurihiru is two people.
>Save Tom King
He can burn, honestly.
Ross, Waid, and I'll resurrect Kirby three times
Chris Hastings
Ryan North
Dan Slott
Bendis
Jughead
Ewing
Genndy
Bunn
A couple of wop artists
Bendis and the Bendettes.
>implying I wouldn't just watch it all burn
Fuck the creators, i'll just take all the first prints of Spiderman/X-Men
Do I ~have~ to save someone?
I'd just watch it burn. So pretty.
>Spencer
He's such a cunt that I wouldn't save him even though I like his work.
Anyone that's not called Bendis.
Thompson, Hastings, Loveness, Gillen and Wells
why no Jason Aaron?
Bendis
Kate Leth
The Squirrel Girl creative team
Hopeless
>Who do you save?!
Those who ruled at DC but suck at Marvel.
My nigga.
Watch it burn
I toss gasoline on the fire
...now do I HAVE to save anyone?
Bendis and Ewing. I'll use the other three spots to steal posters and statues or soemthing
If I'm witnessing Marlel HQ burning down, it's probably cause I started the fire.
Wrong, we didn't start the fire.
They'll expect one of us in the wreckage brother
>Implying Ennis won't slap you with his huge dong before that.
>likes Ewing and Gurihiru
>hates DC
Whatever happened to subtlety?
The Fire Rises
Fpbp
Run and grab some marshmallows.