Oh no, Sup Forums! Marvel HQ is burning down! Everyone will die...

Oh no, Sup Forums! Marvel HQ is burning down! Everyone will die, but you have time to run in and save 5 creators! Who do you save?!

>Sup Forums
>saving anyone from Marvel

Nah

There are a few Sup Forums may save, like Ewing and Allred

Ewing
Duggan
Conway
Lemire
Spencer

probably waste that time by asking questions

>that spoiler

When someone reminds him he's not a politician anymore, he can write good shit (Superior Foes and Captain HYDRA).

Ewing and every Italian artist around.

>Superior Foes and Captain HYDRA
>not mentioning his best ongoing yet, The Fix

Remender

Mark Waid
Bendis

Stan "The Man" Lee

The rest can burn

But he's the one that set fire to the building to get more souls.

>Bendis
>Quesada
>Slott
>Ryan North
>Kate Leth

Are Hastings and Gurihiru inside? That's three...

I'll grab Lee so he can die with some modicum of dignity.

Hmmm. Winnick? No, he's at DC. So's Simone. Fraction and Ellis are out too.

Aw, hell. Ryan North has to be good for something. That makes 5.

>Ryan North
Damn man, what did Dinosaur Comics ever do to you?

Does i have time to run into DC HQ and trown 5 creators into the fire?

Dinosaur comics were good.

That fucker ran Squirrel Girl into the dirt though.

But he made her more visible. Another writer could, and likely will, use her for something in the future.

It's not like Beechan with Cass.

>implying you have time for five with Bendis
Ok Lets get out of the fire.
The fire?
Yes, the fire burning the building
This building?
Yes
This is Marvel HQ
Yeah lets leave.
Leave Marvel HQ the place on fire?
Yeah, I'm saving you.
Me? Bendis?

And the you die.

Slott and Bendis so that they may die by my hands.

I'd find whatever room Kate Leth is and lock the door.

Bendis, only Bendis

>And the you die.
You die?

I run in the opposite direction and grab 5 more spectators.

At this point I'm not willing to risk a breach in contamination, better to let even a small amount of potential burn, than to risk the suck getting out.

Al Ewing
Gurihiru
Genndy Tartakosky (since he's writing Cage)
Alex Ross

That's only four..
Go to DC headquarters to burn it down
Save Tom King

Gurihiru is two people.

>Save Tom King
He can burn, honestly.

Ross, Waid, and I'll resurrect Kirby three times

Chris Hastings
Ryan North
Dan Slott
Bendis
Jughead

Ewing
Genndy
Bunn
A couple of wop artists

Bendis and the Bendettes.

>implying I wouldn't just watch it all burn

Fuck the creators, i'll just take all the first prints of Spiderman/X-Men

Do I ~have~ to save someone?

I'd just watch it burn. So pretty.

>Spencer
He's such a cunt that I wouldn't save him even though I like his work.

Anyone that's not called Bendis.

Thompson, Hastings, Loveness, Gillen and Wells

why no Jason Aaron?

Bendis
Kate Leth
The Squirrel Girl creative team
Hopeless

>Who do you save?!
Those who ruled at DC but suck at Marvel.

My nigga.

Watch it burn

I toss gasoline on the fire

...now do I HAVE to save anyone?

Bendis and Ewing. I'll use the other three spots to steal posters and statues or soemthing

If I'm witnessing Marlel HQ burning down, it's probably cause I started the fire.

Wrong, we didn't start the fire.

They'll expect one of us in the wreckage brother

>Implying Ennis won't slap you with his huge dong before that.

>likes Ewing and Gurihiru
>hates DC
Whatever happened to subtlety?

The Fire Rises

Fpbp

Run and grab some marshmallows.