>american action movie set in europe
>they have to meet someone at a rave club in an old castle
American action movie set in europe
Owen Thomas
Hudson Williams
>old castle to remind everyone it's Europe
>rave club to make people think all Europeans are edgy as fuck
This is how Hollywood thinks desu
Luis Smith
Don't worry. We know 99% of europoors never even step foot in a castle. You all live in shitty 500sqft "flats" with your parents.
Thomas Morris
At least we're not riding around in fat wagons like Burgerstan
Colton Cooper
>You all live in shitty 500sqft "flats" with your parents.
>He seriously thinks that
>When apartments in Europe cost one tenth of American ones
>On top of not being made of toilet paper mache and wood
American archit*cture is a disgrace. It's barely one step above living in a cardboard box.
Nicholas Cooper
Name one (1) Film, Kino, Flick or Movie that does this aside Triple X.
Jackson Williams
John Wick 2.
It still isn't a sterotype
Colton Baker
>lying on the internet
The reason you live with your parents is because "flats" are so expensive in eurostan
Eli Rivera
>Paul van Dyk DJing hte background
youtube.com
>american protagonist walks up to the VIP lounge
>"vodka, neat"
>waitress in sexy outfit goes to get his drink
>bad guys in full length leather jackets walk into the bar
>american protag see them, takes a sip of his vodka
>"i'll be back" he says to the sexy bar maid
>stalks down to the dancefloor
>american protag is spotted by the main badguy wearing shades inside
>fight breaks out on the dancefloor
>Paul van Dyk keeps DJing throughtout the entire scene
Evan Lee
In the big cities sure, just as they are in places like New York and Boston. Probably more so than in Europe. Go to a smaller city or town and you can get a nice large house for a decent price in most European countries.
Lucas Young
>Long boringcore spy drama
>Act II takes place in overcast/rainy Prague
Kayden Russell
Blade
Blade 2
Underworld
Robert Brown
It's always Prague when it's an American spy movie set in Europe, always.
Luke Flores
Germany is relatively cheap still in the smaller cities, France is getting expensive as is the UK. Spain, Greece, Italy etc. are cheap.
Americans think Europe is just Paris, London and Berlin.
Asher Gonzalez
>fight scenes in flat
>flat is either one room shitbox where they fight from the kitchen to the bed in the same room or giant apartment with multiple rooms and vaulted ceilings with spiraling staircases to shoot/jump from
Landon Mitchell
Europe has only two speeds, poor as fuck or rich as fuck. Ironically how it's always been.
Oliver Powell
>blade
>europe
Christian Thompson
Best mgs4 act
Jose Murphy
Act 1 is still the best. I like killing the rebels.
Adam Brown
You home ownership rate is at 65%.
en.wikipedia.org
Jaxon Mitchell
Your parents own the house, Hanz. Not you. Now do your laundry.
Ryder Stewart
>edgy
more like degenerate as fuck
Gavin Thompson
>fat wagons
What did he mean by this?
Luis Richardson
this
they shit into their backyards guys!
Oliver Sanders
...
Carson Cox
>degenerate as fuck
>go to rave
>listen to music
>dance
>get smashed on drugs
>take a raver girl to house party and fuck
seems someone is jelly
Charles Peterson
Won't be much long for us in the US.
I welcome poverty with open arms.
Isaiah Wright
Well if euro teenage years are anything like Skins, then yeah, I’m jelly as fuck.
Justin Wood
>edgy
>degenerate
What's the difference user?
Cameron Sanders
I can guarantee you it is not, it's closer to Inbetweeners.
Andrew Wilson
It's not even remotely a castle
en.wikipedia.org
Sebastian Walker
I think OP meany any generic old building because 'muh Yurop has old shit' and stuff
Liam Harris
>sqft
Henry Nguyen
Its like every screenwriter backpacked in Prague in their 20s and now HAVE to try and make the rest of the US fall in love with it too.
Camden Hughes
>not visiting castles
It's a rite of passage dummy.
Connor Martinez
american werewolf in paris
Levi Turner
Reminder to every American bashing Europe in the comments.
Ryan Clark
>Japan has best health and less subhuman migrants
moving to japan rn
Grayson Cox
but they don't want subhumans?
Adam Taylor
would you prefer cubic feet? maybe liters?
Chase Williams
But that's kino
Dylan Gutierrez
t. nerd
Benjamin Adams
>squarefoot
Are American's feet really square?
Asher Morgan
>Americans think they're superior at something
>Look up statistics
>They're not even top 20
Every time.
Jaxson Williams
>prague sounds yuropeean to the midwesterner
welcome to amerika
Wyatt Cox
I grew up impoverished and it's not all it's cracked up to be.