Why do European movies shy away from violence but add in tons of awkward, boring and pointless sex scenes...

Why do European movies shy away from violence but add in tons of awkward, boring and pointless sex scenes? At least violence advances the story.

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What? Every American comedy film has cringe sex scenes, and you blame the European? Sex it's not something that you must put to make fap the teenagers, it's something deep that connects two characters.

because they suck

Because we're uncut and happy not cut and violent.

>Tfw just finished watching Irreversible

What the fuck are you talking about?

>At least violence advances the story.

Yeah if you're a troglodyte and need primal methods of conflict resolution to move the story along for you.

Fucking neanderthals.

Yurope is a continent of peace, we hate violence, and wouldn't never do it, especially not to a certain group of people

Because it's the yuro version of car chase scenes. They're just as stupid as americans are.

That's why you're being invaded

>Sex it's not something that you must put to make fap the teenagers
Please stop trying to speak English. It's embarrassing

*tips fedora*

Isn't that a normal weekend happening in America?

Because euro women are sluts and their "men" are cuckolds

No we aren't bombed by refugees on a regular basis

because insane gang and gun violence wouldn't be authentic considering europe isn't a shithole like the US.
The Death Wish series for example is a documentary because it was made by americans about the actual live of inner city americans, if europeans made something like that it would just be cringey fantasy, because our inner cities are not lawless shitholes.

no you get shoot at the cinema by your own degenerate people

Speaking of Europoor car chases, why are the always shit? Is it because they have tiny, winding cobblestone """""roads"""" and cars with horsepower comparable to an average American lawnmower?

>Why do American movies shy away from nudity but add in tons of awkward, exaggerated and pointless violence scenes? At least nudity advances the story.

Lol there was like, 1 theater shooting 7 years ago. How many vans exploded in your village last night?

*tips forehead*

Evolve already m8

zero in the past 20 years

Non.

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Because that's closer to everyday life so people can relate

I don't know why people have changed their minds in recent years, but for me, violence will always be more entertaining and meaningful in movies than nudity, if I want that shit i'll just watch some porn.

>Because that's closer to everyday life so people can relate

please do not do the insult, I am rambunctious man and will do a hurt with boots and fist. stand to me now or die in shame. Has you a coward?

For a while at least it was for exactly that reason: American movies were thought of as really prude and never did those scenes, so European directors made a point of it to make a statement.

It's kind of noticeable in older Paul Verhoeven movies, which then also translated into his American movies, making a cool blend.

what the fuck happened in there, shootouts have that much blood?

>European movie
>"funny" sex scene

it makes sense that Americans would find sex funn because it's never talked about here. It's funny because it's taboo. What excuse do Euros have for finding sex funny besides the fact they're just generally trashier people?

oh man, there's nothing like a good clothed doggystyle scene, I love that shit.

>inb4 euro comes to say burgers are afraid of sex scenes

Violence is exciting for kids and dummies (americans), sex is actually about emotion, and one of human kinds biggest driving force. You wouldn't understand, because you're american and therefor are too ashamed to appreciate sex for what it really is. This is also why you lot compulsively bleep out words like fuck, and instead resort to childishly calling it 'the F word'.
tldr; You're an idiot.

>A typical adult has a blood volume of approximately 5 liters
do the math

>.00035% of population dies from guns per year, 2/3 are suicide
Americans are all being shot!! REEEE
>Eurotards

>.00035% of population dies from guns per year, 2/3 are suicide
83.6% of all statistics mentioned on the internet are made up on the spot though.

yeah because the rest is too fat to leave their houses without a helicopter

I like to slap girls in the face with my dick.

This is verifiable with simple math and FBI statistics lmao.

European films don't "shy away" from violence, they just don't portray it in the most desentisized mindless way the usual American film does.
Yes it's not used as often, but when it is the actual portrayal of violence is way more "violent" in European films then in American ones, violence in European films is highly impactful and devastating while in American ones it's just weightless "entertainment".

Haneke tried to explain that to you with Funny Games.

I bet you don't think terror attacks are a big deal either.

Do you actually believe that over 300 million Americans are fat? Eurocucks are getting more and more desperate

>get shot
>tip

Do Americans really do this?

>finnish movie
>fat men running around naked

Every time.

nope

>Do you actually believe that over 300 million Americans are fat?
Yes. The american definition of fat is drastically different from the human definition. Because all yanks are fat, you don't even notice it anymore, you only recognize the true landwhales as being fat, but not yourselves. And yes, I have been to america, I know very well what I'm talking about. XXXXXXL sizes are unheard of outside your country.

>Percent of adults aged 20 and over with obesity: 37.9% (2013-2014)
>Percent of adults aged 20 and over with overweight, including obesity: 70.7% (2013-2014)
>Percent of adolescents aged 12-19 years with obesity: 20.6% (2013-2014)

If you don't think these stats are alarming then you're a straight up degenerate
cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/obesity-overweight.htm

maybe a few of them are just a bit obese

wow so only 230 million americans are fat, this changes everything...

American here. This is more accurate
>get shot
>clap
>tip

>70.7%
Holy fuck

[Data are based on interviews and physical examinations of a sample of the civilian noninstitutionalized population]
You gotta be delusional to think a sample of some arbitrary number of citizens represents the entire country. I could go ask 100 people at McDonalds for their age and weight and say, "oh well, 90% of American's are overweight."

How dumb are you?

>americans

european movies don't shy away from violence, they just use it in a good,gruesome, not "cool" way.
see: every good danish movie

Delusional amerilard. Go look up any other source, they are not better in any way.

Not an argument

Not an argument.

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>You gotta be delusional
Not an argument.

>I could
Not an argument.

you better leave you've been BTFO

[Data are based on interviews and physical examinations of a sample of the civilian noninstitutionalized population]

Sample could have been done in one city, with less than 1000 people. You actually think 70% of Americans are overweight lmfao? Eurotards are getting worse and worse at this.

Because Urop is a collection of peasants and can't even approach the budget of American films. Gunfights and car chases are expensive and time consuming, a sex scene with your actors only takes a room and a bed and a couple takes.

We all get our thrills, in Urop they just go the cheaper route because they're poor. Explosions are expensive man!

Because it's more relatable

Every human bean has sex at least once a week, but you can live your whole life without even seeing a gun, even more in civilised countries

I live in the fucking 3rd world and have never seen a gun

>Sample could have
Not an argument.

>You actually think 70% of Americans are overweight
Ehh, yes? It's common knowledge that all amerilards are overweight. Who are you even trying to convince here, us or yourself? Protip: working out works better.

>shy away from violence
European cinema knows violence is empty and substanceless if you overdo it like American films. When violence happens, it has meaning
>add in tons of awkward, boring and pointless sex scenes
Sex can be used in ways that aren't tittilating. That does not make it boring. Sometimes awkwardness is in fact intentional to tell you something non-verbally

>At least violence advances the story
lmao no wonder amerilards get into wars all the time thinking it's going to solve anything

The point is none of us know the sample size or where it was done. Many states are healthier than other states. If this study was done in Tennessee in a poor city, then the data would look a lot different than if it were done in SF, Cali where health freaks are everywhere. I like when you forfeit any real argument though, makes this easy.

Go find a single other valid statistical analysis that says anything widely different.
You are probably overweight yourself, but you think that only obese people are "overweight"

>The point is none of us know
>Still no argument.
This is getting tiring tbqh.

Mexico has America beat on its population being a bunch of fat fucks.

Yet you have no evidence to provide other than "it's common knowledge." Clearly common knowledge in Europe is devoid of any actual factual basis.

uhuh, sure fatties

Nobody can verify the source is accurate is actually an argument. Please kill yourself.

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>Still no argument
Watch your blood pressure fattie

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Here a quick recap of 33 year study conducted by an international consortium of researchers led by the Institute for Health Metrics and Evaluation which includes every measurement of obesity possible (including physical yes)
healthdata.org/news-release/vast-majority-american-adults-are-overweight-or-obese-and-weight-growing-problem-among
>Roughly two-thirds of adults, nearly 30% of children are overweight or obese

D E L U S I O N A L

Come back when you have one.

STOP EATING SUGAR AND FAST FOOD YOU DIMWITS

You think you are being very clever, don't you?

cdc.gov/nchs/data/hestat/obesity_adult_13_14/obesity_adult_13_14.pdf

I'm not even trying to make an argument dimwit. Just pointing out that you have none.

and you failed every time

>live in europe
>terror attack kills 10 people every 3 months
>live in america
>mass shooting with 50+ deaths every week
>tfw you will never be american

>still no argument
sigh...

>I'm not arguing, I'm just arguing that you don't have a point
good one

It's not an argument, it's an obvious fact I'm pointing out to you. Not sure why I'm even trying to explain basic logic to you, you clearly don't grasp it. You are a typical ameritard in that sense.

>arguing that it's a fact that I don't have an argument
Good one, you do know the world's most prestigious Universities are in the States right? People from all over the world send their kids here to get the best education. Europe has what exactly? A bunch of angry fat Eurotards who feel better about themselves because they really think 70% of Americans are overweight lmfao. This will never stop being funny.

>the world's most prestigious Universities are in the States
>we say so ourselves

>we have very expensive universities, please we're not fat I promise
D E L U S I O N A L

Also those same "prestigious" universities have made most of the studies posted in this thread. Just stop posting altogether, I'm erembarassed for you

>being this unknowledgeable
Only in america

not an argument

All the niggers and spics rape white women every day and have been doing it for decades and decades now. Use your guns burger. And burgers destabilized the middle east resulting in the mess in the first place.

Yes, those were just ridiculing you, nobody was trying to make an argument. You're not very bright are you lad?

Can burgers afford uni anymore?

>all these Europeons crawling out of the woodwork to insult Americans
For such a "refined" and "educated" populace you sure are touchy

Most of them have to get loans, kek.

>you ridiculing us means you're touchy
kek, whatever makes you sleep at night ameritard.

>European thinks his opinion matters and people take him seriously