Cast it

cast it

idris elba as snake
michael cera as every other role

"Snake, remember the basics of CQC"

Aziz Ansari as snek
Amy Schumer as The Boss
Jamie Foxx as Ocelot

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there is zero point to making a metal gear movie, literally everything is carried by kojima's weirdness, unless he's directing it there's no point

>Young Ocelot
>Stuart Townsend

no self respecting actor would want to work with a script so retarded (goes for any mgs)

need to work seth rogan and maya rudolph in

it cold work as an 8 episode 1 hour series directed by Kojima

But metal gear is as hollwood as it gets, especially 3. It needs to be a big dumb B action movie

this is crazy enough to work

Not fassbender as snek.

I want to see Scott Adkins as Snake. They should not go for a big name actor.

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It's going to be directed by Jordan Vogt-Roberts (Kong: Skull Island), so it's basically confirmed to suck ass.

he's co writing it and it's in development

what was so bad about skull island?

The characters, the plot, the dialogue, the cinematography, the CGI and the soundtrack were all bad. Also some bad acting from Tom Hiddleston.

I dunno, it was pretty much just camp fun. Whether or not that's what MGS needs is another matter.

Rooney Mara as the Boss
Tom Hardy as Snake

Scott Eastwood as Naked Snake.

Jlaw for Eva