I wouldn't do that if I where you

>I wouldn't do that if I where you

>I would check this if I were you

>Character hangs up without saying goodbye

>"why not?"
>does it right after

or

>"but you're not me"
>does it right after

>character picks up without saying hello/who's this/their name

>i think you should see this

>who is it?
>it's me

>we are all out of popcorn, sir.

>character picks up phone
>'it's done'
>hangs up without confirming he's gotten the message

>character receives extremely precise directions over the phone
>doesn't confirm he got everything right before hanging up

grrrrreat semi-satanic gettiche!

THIS

always in movies where someone's been kidnapped and the other character(s) needs to do specific tasks by phone.

>quints
wew lad

Well not everyone is an idiot like you.

>hes right behind me, isn't he?

>it's a newfriend doesn't understand quints episode.

>and your other lovecraft short story collection

>character has a phone that can call the past and/or future
>"with whom may I ask am I speaking too"
>"more like ....with Whenm may I ask am I speaking too"

>movie is so quite during talking scenes I can hardly hear what they're saying
>so loud during action/scare scenes everybody in the house wakes up
We need to fire modern audio mixers.

>Speak

stop infringing copyright

Some times I answer the phone and practically yell "what?" in it after getting a bunch of unknown number calls

>characters order a drink at a bar
>one leaves after taking a single sip

>Snead

>character walks into a bar he's never been in in any other episode
>"I'll have the usual"

Gas yourself.

t. Chuck

literally when has something like that scenario ever taken place in the history of kino

>it's idiotic to confirm important information
You're a careless retard, I do that even if I got it in the first place to guarantee there's no miscommunication.

>You can't go there, it's "No Man's Land!"
>Heh, impossible, they say no man could ever lift that sword!
>No man has ever lived to tell the tale!

>Good thing I'm a woman

Steve and the Time traveling Phone (1997)

>watching film in room
>cut to super loud lady giving birth sequence
>uuugghhhh ahhhhhhhh gfgggggg yea
>turn down volume because it sounds like a porn

>watching film
>unnecessarily long sex scene
>can't skip because crucial plot details are mentioned during it

>I wouldn't Seed that if I were formerly you, Chuck

when has a sex scene ever advanced the plot of any movie beyond "these characters fucked" which could be explained in a 3 second clip?

last one I remember was that one western that involved building a town in the middle of nowhere because there was water or something and a railroad was eventually going to go through there but the guy who owned it was killed so it went to the wife who then had to build a saloon there

forgot the name of it and I can't find it for the life of me

Deadwood...?

Once Upon a Time in the West

It was a movie.

That's it.
>tfw remembered the subplot but not the main plot
stupid me thought they were two different movies

Sneed's Seed and Feed IV: the Chuck's Ultimatum