ITS HAPPENING: ASTEROID IMPACT IMMINENT, NASA SHUTS DOWN INFORMATION

Asteroid 2016RB1 is projected to impact the southern hemisphere.

NASA was tracking it but has now shut down the link to its page.

Here's the proof:

neo.jpl.nasa.gov/risk/2016rb1.html

Cache:
webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:_ZLbdX3jMagJ:neo.jpl.nasa.gov/risk/2016rb1.html &cd=2&hl=es-419&ct=clnk&gl=ar

RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=4gdprmHsMg0
money.cnn.com/2016/09/06/technology/weapons-of-math-destruction/
youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI
youtube.com/watch?v=7osWmtHDFMQ
archive.is/WWP6g
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Who /fapduringdoomsday/ here?

this is bullshit...it cant be


is it seriously fucking finally happening?

End of world orgy when?

FINALLY
JEWS WILL GET WIPED OUT FOR GOOD

no its 21000 miles from us at its closes when it passes

Not until kek confirms my lads.

ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING

ok

Good

WE ALL NEED TO DIEEE

>southern hemisphere

and nothing of value was lost

Uh-huh.
Is the sky going to turn green today too?

These kinds of happening threads are retarded.

If it is happening, it doesnt matter. We can't do anything about it. Obviously, theyd shut down info on it anyway, otherwise keeping order would be impossible.

But, its not happening. If it is big enough to affect us in anyway people other than NASA would have seen it and been talking about it.

YOU'RE GOING DOWN TOO GOY
WE'LL NUKE YOU BEFORE THE ASTROID HITS

I'll bring the tequila

IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING, KIKES, SJWS, NIGGERS, ARABS, COMMUNISTS WILL ALL DIE
OCTOPUSES WILL RECOLONIZE THE WORLD

RANDALL CARLSON WARNED US ABOUT THIS

WHY DIDNT WE LISTEN

>9 meter diameter
>happening

I'm fucking dumb explain what the map means

that's dissapointing

It doesn't look like it's gonna' hit, even if it does, it's only 10 meters across, won't do much. Also who gives a fuck about the southern hemisphere.

>Southern hemisphere.
And nothing of value will be lost.

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>Mass 1.1e+06 kg
>Vimpact: 13.05 km/s
>9 METER DIAMETER
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE, FINALLY

OP legit curious, but I did some maths

So when is the estimated time of impact?

Does it hit us on Sept 14th?

niggers on deathwatch ayyyyylmao

Smaller than the one that exploded over Russia in 2013. No biggy.

I don't need a fucking asteroid to hit southern emisphere. We need one to wipe out middle east once and for all, destroying both sandniggers and Israel for good.
However, OP is a faggot and is telling bullshit as usual.

thank you Jesus

Impact Probability: 4.6e-07

0.000046000% chance of Earth impact

or

1 in 2,174,000 chance

or

99.99995400% chance the asteroid will miss the Earth

Please, please hit us

21k miles it's nothing.... my fart could distort it's orbit.

We are a kill if it lands on Europe... take cover.
This is exactly why Putin took over Crimea bunker. Putin knows.

Fuckin drongo.

let it all end

>southern hemisphere

N52 degree here

Wait just one second you dumb niggers. A 4.6e-7 probability means it has a 0.00000046 chance of hitting us doesn't it?

Please be Africa.

>Southern hemisphere

Nothing of value would be lost

DUBS OF TRUTH

The impact table says that the likelihood of impact is incredibly remote and the soonest that one of these objects could impact Earth is 2033...

Yup, just some moron running his dumb fuck mouth.

Delete this

>Torino Scale shows 0s across the board in your cached "proof"
>Happening

Fuck off back to /k/

Asteroid 2016RB1

Video:

youtube.com/watch?v=4gdprmHsMg0

1 in a million chance that the life on earth will get eradicated.
Hey lets play!

>Israel
>Southern Hemisphere

1 in 1 chance you're a fuckin dumb shit.

It is Kek's Will that this asteroid will divert its path into earth!

Kek flips the odds! 99% chance to hit Earth!

Yeah right Russia will probably just shoot it anyways

WHEN IS IMPACT

>RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES

Yeah, that'll help.

Haven't you heard

MATHS IS RACIST NOW!!!

money.cnn.com/2016/09/06/technology/weapons-of-math-destruction/

>0.009 km diameter
It will make some spash, thats all.

I WILL SHITPOST UNTIL THE END BROTHERS!

No!
It's supposed to be 2019!!

Im Dubs, and I support this post.

I live in the mountains but I'm still pretty spooked because off that inevitable tsunami that comes after the impact.

Humanity had a good run, it has been an honour to hang out with you, Anons.
youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI

IT ENDS NOW.

My only regret in life is not spending more time on the internet with you assholes.

>mass = 1.1 million kg
>velocity = 13 km/s

>impact energy = 0.02 Megatons, or 20 Kilotons

So basically it's only a Hiroshima scale event. Not much consolation if it's landing on your house, but it will only fuck shit up locally at best.

TLDR calm your shit it's not even landing in the northern hemisphere

Lets say i actually does happen.

How do we stop it.

A shitton of nukes on a spaceship?

youtube.com/watch?v=7osWmtHDFMQ

REMINDER THAT FARSIGHT PROJECT PREDICTED THIS

IT WILL EXPLODE OVER MAJOR CITY

Not going to lie my snaggle toothed friend, ive seen the sky green, and purple.

Should have taken photos of it.

i hope it hits america
i wouldn't mind dying knowing that the eternal gringo is gone

Pls land in Melbourne!
Dubs wills it!

did anyone else notice what kek said here?

It's quite too late, senpai. There are no scheduled asteroid deflection operation by NASA.

SO WHAT YOURE SAYING

IS

THAT ITS POSSIBLEEEEE

We can meme it out of the Earth.

Fuck off you sad little pishfart

>impacting between 2033 and 2060
confirmed no a happening

saged

1 in 0 chance that you are shitposter

It's a little tiny bit less than the size of your average city bus, and it'll shave approx. 8.9% of it's mass during atmospheric entry. A big danger for a localized region but since it's striking the southern hemisphere it won't generate any significant Tsunami's for us here on the other end of the globe. Don't be a bitch.

I need a order of events on that entire video.

it will be 21,000 miles away from earth

close, but not that close

the fucker moves so fast, it is going 5 miles per second.

that is retarded fast

...

We should take the Earth

I'm tired of brown privilege.

Oh shit, its fucking nothing.

>everything is fine

And push it somewhere else!

Holy shit look out Butch, Marcellus is right there!

Friend.. that is 99942 Apophis and not Asteroid 2016RB1.

Asteroid 2016RB1 is recently detected.

You missed this:
>Energy 2.2e-02 MT

That's basically a nuke. It wouldn't end much of anything.

They predicted impact for next month - august, but as you may know August was non-happening month, so ITS HAPPENING NOW

OH MY GOD TURN ON CNN RIGHT NOW
TURN
ON
CNN
RIGHT
NOW

Sup Forums doesn't actually know or care about science, they are just shitposting. Let them have their fun.

No.

Everyone grab your guns and fire into the sky, we can kill it!

good finally this fucking planet can die and take the HUE and the niggers first

but kek knows how much of a good boy i've been right?

I saw apart of the sky red yellow and pink all at once just tiny part of the sky.
That's it That's all the video talks about.

ARCHIVED FOR DOOM

archive.is/WWP6g

If an """asteroid""" fucks anything over its actually a government superweapon to wipe put some of the population on earth. Don't fall for the lies.

You got off easy this time, shitposter.

>21k miles it's nothing
yeah, but nothing is going to distort its orbit, you fucking retard
what, do you think asteroids just randomly change orbit?

10 dollars says it's not happening.

It's going to hit in the Caribbean, and biological weapons will be deployed in the Gulf of Mexico, and it's tributaries.

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