MEANWHILE, IN DERRY Sup Forums

MEANWHILE, IN DERRY Sup Forums

Guys the clown blocked the toilet again.

*turns into a naked woman*

>tfw have to reset clown traps in the basement
>tfw carnival sounds in the toilet tank
>tfw piss bottles starting to fill up the room and have to dump them soon

>Have to duck tape my toilet shut.
>Have to shit in my fish tank.
How long does it take for that damn Clown to go to sleep again?

Boy it sure is weird how nobody outside of Derry has come to investigate our insane rate of child disappearances. We're like the Rotherham of America.

I saw a clown that looked like Nicole Kidman yesterday, with a bunch of red balloons. I did a 360 and walked away backwards. Never turn your back on a clown.

>tfw chaos daemon infestation

>tfw 9/11 happened 27 years ago

>IT transforms into a job application form and slides under my door while I'm jerking it in the living room

nice looking town. shame about the lovecraftian spider killing all the kids.

it's not a spider you faggot it's a clown

>hey user, whats up?
>the sky

I COULD NOT KILL THE WAY YOU KILL

PENNYWIIIIIIIIIIIISE

Richie is my boyfu!!

Half the townspeople jerk it to the qt3.14 redhead who probably gets by her dad.

Derry already was Sup Forums

the clown is just a minion, dipshit.

Doesn't seem so weird given how Rotherham actually happened. "They're only white kids!" is literally how globalists and their pet libtards think.

MEANWHILE, IN LONDONDERRY Sup Forums

>tfw coulrophile
>heard stories from friends who were attacked by the evil clown in the sewers
>voluntarily start bingewatching horror movies and thrillers to get any sort of phobia
>still the clown won't fucking visit me
Pennywise you fucker, get your ass in here

Well user are you scared of these films?
He won't come if your not scared.
Plus you got to keep your toilet seat up for him to get in.

>IT comes to visit
>hear some noise from the bathroom
>huh must've left the shower running or something
>go to check it out
>door locks
>get all sweaty and nervous
>IT transforms into a mirror
>I see myself fat, old, bald and still a KHV
Was it kino?

>Pennywise just took my virginity
MOM'S GONNA FREAK

OIT'S CALLED DERRY YE SASSINACH

*BOMBS YOUR CAR IRISHLY*

>tfw watching animes on my laptop
>loud knock at the door
>peek out the window
>IT has turned into my chad bully from highschool
>comes into my room gives me a wedge
>qt latina girl I had a crush on since jr high laughs at me
> I cry
>IT eats me

Derry is clearly haunted and should probably be evacuated.

Hey everybody! This town is very lovecraftian

kek

>360
you turned your back momentarily

He had to survey for more clowns.

does anyone want to pitch in on a u-haul rental? we have some sort of mime infestation and trucks seems to work nicely on the french

>I turn into a giant space turtle
>Fight the alien

>all these kids talking about seeing spooky clowns
You have to be 18+ to post here

Guys no joke I think I saw a bunch of kids fucking near the sewer.

>All Hail the Crimson King

the fuck graffiti is this?

Probably just some Sup Forumstants

Praise be to the Outer Dark.