Homestuck thread

Who's your favorite and who's your least favorite human kid?
Who's your favorite and who's your least favorite troll kid?
What's your favorite ship (canon and non-canon)? What's your least favorite?
What went right?
What went wrong?

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none, rose
none, nepeta
none, all of them
nothing
everything

why are you so optimistic, user?

Because every day I live I'm lying to myself about deserving life in the first place.

>What went right?
>What went wrong?

don't worry, user, it gets better

>What went right?
I'd say the felt, but even then collide happened, so I guess I'll stick with 'The intermission' because that also includes the midnight crew in their prime

>What went right?

The waifus

>Who's your favorite and who's your least favorite human kid?
Roxy, Jane
>Who's your favorite and who's your least favorite troll kid?
Aradia, Terezi
>What's your favorite ship (canon and non-canon)? What's your least favorite?
Aradia What went right?
Acts 1-4
>What went wrong?
Acts 5-7

unlike the comic

where's spades slick?

what's yours?

Please don't tell me the felt are responsible for the kids' appearified genesis frog. that makes no fucking sense, time affinity aside, why would they keep this timeloop in check, and from slicks' orders no less?

please, andrew no

They're all shit
Meulin :^)
None
Nothing
Everything

Andrew isn't with us anymore.
This is Paradox Cohen Space now.

>please, andrew no
You mean Cohen, Hussie protege and literary GENIUS.

All the human girls. But really, any non-Calliope girl is a pretty good to great tier waifu

>All the human girls
yeah except for rose, roxy, and jane

I like jade and roxy

Nah, they're valid waifus

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Not for Jade to tell them what

Where's Cohen on this

lust for power

>not retaliating

Probably just shit tier for injecting his and Icels garbage into everything

Oh you know

Against what?

Heterosexuals?
Cohesive plotlines?
Actually being a good writer?

what is he retaliating against
he was handed an extremely influential position on a golden platter

>Who's your favorite and who's your least favorite human kid?
Dave and Dirk/Bro are my favs, Jane my least favorite
>Who's your favorite and who's your least favorite troll kid?
my fav was Gamzee until Hussie fucked him over. others I like are Karkat and Tavros, who ironically enough also got fucked over. My least favorite is definitely Vriska.
>What's your favorite ship (canon and non-canon)? What's your least favorite?
I'll get hate for this, but stridercest. gamzee/karkat is second place
>What went right?
best answered with next question:
>What went wrong?
Vriska coming back.
Also why the fuck did Hussie suddenly make Bro abusive?

>lingerie

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>Who's your favorite and who's your least favorite human kid?
Dave. Jake.
>Who's your favorite and who's your least favorite troll kid?
Karkat. Eridan.
>What's your favorite ship (canon and non-canon)? What's your least favorite?
Daverezi while it lasted. I don't think it should have been endgame. Davekat.
>What went right?
A lot of things. Acts 1-5 in their entirety, pretty much.
>What went wrong?
The retcon. The switch to Homestuck-lite that happened at some point in Act 6. Rose.

>Also why the fuck did Hussie suddenly make Bro abusive?
tumblr

but really, back then andrew's angle was absurdist humour. bro being a negligent piece of shit to dave, and dave dealing with it was part of the comedy. it was lighthearted and fun. then sadstuck happened and andrew conceded over a few years of his demographic changing.

you can also view it from the angle that lil cal was influencing bro (much like he did with gamzee) in order to sustain the timeloop/prepare dave to sustain the loop. I think andrew commented on that at one point but I may be wrong. rip MSPA forums

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>implying jade isn't hotter when she's trying to be sexy but so awkward and nerd that she fails at her goal, which ironically makes her more attractive

wwoww you must be dyslexic or something
> villains whose motives are more righteous thant he hero's
Andrew Hussie.
> reluctant villains that do evil because they must
MSPA reader
MSPFA maintainers
> villains that do evil to mete justice
halfowl. We've been pretty shit to her, so some of it is on us, but excuses don't stop her being a villain
> villains by nature or as a means to survive
Toby
We Love Fine
> villains who seem to have no motive or have inconsistent behaviour
Fucking Cohen, with his "I'm gonna get back at Trump in my comics writing"
IPGD, who just fucks with people for no reason
> evil for the sake of being evil or to sate lurid desires
The Odd Gentlemen. They didn't need to steal Hussie's money.
BKEW, who was only ever in it for attention
and in true Nintendo fashion... ... YOU!

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somebody needs to make a hero version of this. bowman included

how did I do fampai

>Who's your favorite and who's your least favorite human kid?

john, jake

>Who's your favorite and who's your least favorite troll kid?

karkat in both categories - such a wasted potential for being a descendant of a literal troll jesus

>What's your favorite ship (canon and non-canon)? What's your least favorite?

none, none

>What went right?

sense of adventure, mystery and all those references to computer science in act 1-mid 5, also caliborn and collide

>What went wrong?

more focus on teenage drama instead of that what's written above , hiveswap controversy, the ending, cohen...

I can't believe the ghostwriter meme came true. Except Cohen isn't even a ghostwriter because we know Hussie has nothing to do with Homestuck anymore.

I also never perceived him as honestly abusive before, it was more of a fun thing

That's only an okay butt

What the fuck is jhon's problem?

the quality of homestuck is inversely proportional to the average length of each conversation

Meh.

Not opposed but that particular outfit and artstyle is a bit lackluster and is comedic instead

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>Who's your favorite and who's your least favorite human kid?
Pre-Act 5 Dave, Jake
>Who's your favorite and who's your least favorite troll kid?
Equius, all ancestors
>What's your favorite ship (canon and non-canon)? What's your least favorite?
Equius/Aradia, Dave/Dirk
>What went right?
Capturing the essence of teenage adventure, humor element, world building, intriguing new formats and use of media
>What went wrong?
Limiting narrative scope, pacing, multiple hiatuses seemed to have Hussie writing something he'd grown to hate long ago.

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I saw it as Bro training Dave. He knew what was coming, just like Mom knew, while Grandpa and Nanna had inklings. Bro was single-minded in raising this kid to be a fighter that would face whatever old-man-Harley and Ms. Lalonde were predicting. Nurturing the child was always secondary, it was train train train.
Meeting Dirk later, I saw a teenage version of that "super focused on a task, nothing else matters" in a how Dirk was hyper-controlling and neglecting his friends, sticking an AI to deal with his bestie Roxy, and stomping all over Jake's growing up to make sure Jake is secured as occupying the boyfriend equipment slot.

I'm running out of appropriate images but I want to see how many of these you have saved.

>Who's your favorite and who's your least favorite human kid?
None. I don't care about any of them. Rose used to be my favourite.

>Who's your favorite and who's your least favorite troll kid?
My horse boy. Don't have a least favourite, p much everyone got shafted in one way or another.

>What's your favorite ship (canon and non-canon)? What's your least favorite?
MEOWRAILS untill the sun rises in the west, sets in the east when the seas go dry.
When the mountains blow in the wind like leaves.
In every universe and every timeline.
Meowrails forever and after.

Can't be bothered to hate on ships anymore

>What went right?
N O T H I N G
It was actually getting gradualyl worse and worse we just didn't realize it until it was too late.

>What went wrong?
Act 5 was the hs-turning-to-shit event horizon

The ghostwrite meme may yet prove to me true of pre-Cohen Homestuck. I look forward to the documentary in a decade.

How about you fuck off.

I just got em from MSPABooru, I haven't even dipped into the shipping ones

wwhy do wwe havve so many pictures of Jade wwearing just underwwear?

>Roxy
>Best kid
Holy shit, kill yourself.

you must be fun at parties

>Jake
>Not Jane.

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Because Homestuck has millions of pieces of fanart, and Jade's been around for most of its seven year run?

It is a tossup for me.

How long has andrew's tumblr been wiped clean for?

I knew it was inactive as all hell since forever, but the posts were still archived, now they're gone.

because every Sup Forums thread has at least one faggot, who likes to clutter it up with shit nobody else cares about

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This shit gets posted all the time. It's fucking gay.

If nobody else cared about it, where did all this fanart come from?
Checkmate, atheist. (because she's god-tier. get it? get it?)

I want to play a homestuck tabletop, and i have done so before but I am tired of being forever GMed what do?

>It's fucking gay.
Well blame Cohen for that.

Jake is significantly better than Jane.

Bad joke. Also, fuck that gay picture.

there were countless versions in production on the forums. I was interested in trying them out but I have no friends.

now they're gone.
forever

gay is an huge understatement

>guy and girl
Literally the opposite of gay.

Jane at least brought me some joy by being used as a butt monkey on occasion
Her sorrow at fag haggery sustained me through some truly garbage writing.
Jake was never made to pay for his crimes.

>They're letting Caliborn and Jack live

Roll20. But you'll probably not be able to get a game of the really unique homestuck rpgs -- you'll have to use one of the splatbooks like Sburbage Worlds or the Gamma World 4E conversion.
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>Early rose
>Late rose
>Aradia
>Vriska
>ships are cancer stop
>acts 1-5
>acts 6-7

Jake was constantly shit on though, what are you even talking about? Directly and constantly too unlike Jane.

why is jade so black

oh no.

>Ships are cancer.
>Likes Aradia.

The heat.

>didn't quite place who the happy Mehmet was until I finally placed that the shit surrounding his head was hair
>it was worst Mary Sue
Ha, she would.

Fuck retardogay then.
Fuck you, homo. I can use pejoratives.

You seem to be pretty obsessed with gayness.

The trick to it is to use FATE and make a normal kid and then just go for sburb

So how good are you expecting Hiveswap to be?
How much input from Andrew "Andrew Hussie" Hussie should we hope for?
What's his endgame.

They're fun words to use, fag. Stop trying to project shit onto me.

Its a visual comic. You can see the colour.

>Dat stubble and manface on Jade

Every time

She tans a lot.

only one who looks good is dirk because he always does

The dying is fucking retarded though.

>So how good are you expecting Hiveswap to be?
My expectations are so low the currently reside the Challenger Deep.

Your expectations are so low that you didn't care enough to make that sentence coherent.

You know how No Man's Sky has become universally hated by everyone?

It's going to be that but with zero hype before its release.