DON'T MAKE ME CALL BOB VANCE

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What a bitch

The Scranton Strangler

close your mouth sweetie you look like a trout

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>Are you Mother Goose?

Who was in the wrong here?

Gil was pretentious and high handed. It's a community art show, get over yourself.

Call him what?

he wasn't
a community art show should not contain the sort of high school class art that bitch pam was putting up

He wasn't wrong though

He was loud, but he hadn't the faintest idea what he was talking about.

"True" art doesn't take courage. Where exactly was the "courage" in ANYTHING Monet did? Hell, even the artist he brought up himself (Van Gogh) spent the vast majority of his career painting pretty pictures of landscapes. Hardly bold social commentary.

>the sort of high school class art that bitch pam was putting up
>that fucking stapler
I laugh my ass off every fucking time I see that shot of her standing in anticipation next to her shit drawings.

pam was wrong, because every artist is going to have criticism, and if you cant take it, then you shouldn't be an artist

if you were Jim, what would you do in this situation?

>those pale tits bouncing in the wind
>that average as fuck 30+ year old skinny fat body
I'm diamonds.

kick that faggots ass

Dwight was the only correct person. We don't orbit a binary star system pam, you dumb fucking bitch.

>DUDE THERE'S TWO SHADOWS LMAO
No fuck him, he hurt Pam's feelings and they're supposed to be friends...

Nothing, doing anything would have made you look like an insecure beta

>this is Moteeellllll art

Who was in the wrong here?

Jim for not plowing the shit out of Kathy

Kathy for being gross.

Gil and Oscar. Pretentious fucks.

definitely jim

> cheating with an inferior white chick

>he wasn't wrong
>art should be ____
I don't get 'courage' out of the group of seven. I don't get 'courage' out of Van Gogh. Starry Night doesn't strike me as an emotional or spiritual breakthrough. We laud these artists, but by Gil's standards they were a bunch of whiskey-dazed Canadians and a sadsack ginger.

Gil was wrong basically because he's acting like a pre modern art critic; expecting everything to fulfill him. It's preposterous, he's a ridiculous person. The irony of whinging into his boyfriend's ear about the lack of courage in the piece instead of confronting Pam invalidates his whole point. He's a whiner, Pam's a creator, however mediocre.

how jealous is jim here?

Would Pam have fucked the camera guy if he wasn't so unanimously hated by the fans?

>cheating on Big Tuna with "this guy fucks"

This so much

>I don't get 'courage' out of Van Gogh

you're a cretin

kathy was a dirty little slut

She was, she was coming on way too strong for a guy she knows is in a relationship.

Who was in the wrong here?

has there ever been a more unlikable piece of shit couple on tv?

Ryan was a complete dick, but Kelly easily. She lied and manipulated him constantly.

It's called "hentai" and it's art.

>that deleted scene
youtube.com/watch?v=81L3ylAn234

Why didn't Bob Vance ever kick the shit out of Michael?

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Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.

Oscar, for wearing his collar popped outside of his V-neck sweater.

Because Bob Vance was the real Scranton Strangler and he didn't want to attract unnecessary police attention.

Remember when Bob Vance cheated? Phyllis has no right to talk shit to anyone

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> dat bbw all white meat secretary

>"Would an average sized rowboat support her without capsizing?"

Doubtful

best scene

Bob Vance bought this perfume for me in Metropolitan Orlando. It's made from real pine

Who's Bob Vance?

>posting cancer seasons

this

The bitchy queer

state senator she dated

"Hey Toby, watcha got there?"

What was the best Christmas episode? The one with Michael as Jesus or Benihana Christmas?

Can you pin point the exact moment the show went to shit? I think it's either

>When Micheal meets Wil Farrel at the bar
>Jim and Pams wedding where the cast dances down the aisle to that shitty song

I can't watch Benihana Christmas because of Michael giving away his bike.

>Benihana Christmas

when he marks the chinese chick

when jim left to stamford after kissing pam

ending it there would've been true to the UK version

HOLY FUCK that wedding episode whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

It stopped being consistently good when Jim and Pam got married, but it still had occasional good episodes all the way up until Michael left.

this image was on a camera found in the woods. the hiker who owned it has never been found.

I did appreciate how The Office subverted the trope of kindly old chubby lady by showing how two-faced and cunty Phillis was. Same for Toby which makes you agree with Michael as time goes on.

See

will Pam ever find the love she deserves?

Jim & Pam

The only thing I am worried about...is getting a boner.

Could you defeat Bob Vance Sup Forums? Be serious.

how can someone so hot be such a loser? really fucking boggles my mind

If you have a bad personality, nobody is going to stick around regardless of how hot you are.

him jumping the fence is still one of the funniest parts in the whole serues

*bangs pams mom*

hot women usually get away with being somewhat cunty tho so she must be immensely awful

She's probably not cunty, I see her being more extremely pathetic.

What line of work was he in again?

Everything after Michael left is garbage - that's the real ending to the show.

Nope, classic American muscle

The characters that are unlikeable on the Office are done so purposefully. They're supposed to be unlikeable pieces of shit.

They spent five minutes on Roys Wedding, and the rest of the episode was dumb bullshit back at the office.

The writing after season 4 is a travesty. Did the writer's strike really do that much damage?

it tried really hard to find its balance
andy being the new boss was a terrible decision. will arnett shouldve been the way to go

This is now a Jennaposting thread

>Jim and Pams wedding where the cast dances down the aisle to that shitty song
>my brother's gf of a few years: OMG we SO have to do this!

She's not in her 20s anymore.

Would you let Meredit give you quick biweekly footjobs under the desk?

I'm starting my annual Office binge watch in a few weeks. Looking forward to it.

upon rewatching The Office I can say with confidence I would be meredith's boytoy in one month flat

not all men would, but I'm too much of a yes-man to females. she is a ride i would not survive.

Same, user.

ah time, she is a harsh mistress

I might rewatch it while I fall asleep. Only way I can rewatch a series anymore.

Stuffing your fucking face doesn't help either, autismo.

Maintaining the hot-girl attitude while losing the hot-girl part. The best explanation I can think of is being part of such a famous TV couple made her think she had Krakowski locked down as an irl husband, especially since the narrative was him having a crush on her. It seems like Fischer lived out the reality of a hot girl who settles for a longtime admirer in her 30s and started letting herself go, even though that narrative was only a fiction. Krakowski probably saw this happening and avoided making that fiction a reality.

CLOSE YOUR MOUTH PHALLUS YOUR TEETH ARE THE MOST DISGUSTING THING ON THE PLANET

Help him pack for his trip

Oscar's boyfriend, he was rude as fuck. Oscar was based in this scene though

The one where Micheal goes "a candle? That's fitting, lot of fire where you're going. H - E - L - L double hockey sticks. Hell Stanley, you're going to hell."

who was in the wrong here?

I would watch porn with her and probably drunkenly hump her on Halloween and get herpes