How would you wipe the smile out of this rich pansy's face?

How would you wipe the smile out of this rich pansy's face?

Tell him his parents are dead

Stick my cellphone up my anus and pee.

Take away his Dick.

I would come see him personally and tell him The next time they shine your light in Gotham, don't go to it. The bat is dead. Bury it. Consider this mercy.

Jeez, is it that time of the month?

Get the Joker to go on a parent killing spree just to get at Bruce Wayne

OR

Invite him to a comic convention so he can frown at all those smiling Joker faces

>pansy
come on he's like 6'8 and 250 pounds even out of the batsuit

>Batman goes to Comi-Con
I would love to see that.

find his batman mask, then fart in it.

Have dinner with my parents

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>Go to work.
>Set up an appointment to see Bruce.
>Pull out a gun and shoot him

He can't dodge bullets. No one can...right?

Constantly ask him to rape the joker

"Mister Wayne?"
>"Hm? Yes, user? Everything going alright at your floor?"
>Look behind suspiciously
>Wave close to you so you can whisper in his ear.
"I know you're Spider-Man."
>Proceed to ask "how do I shot web"

>6'8

Wow, my favourite hero has Marfan Syndrome. Is this canon?

He may be at peak human level but he isn't superhuman. Just be sure he doesn't have a bulletproof suit.

On second thought just empty the magazine into this skull since he's a tough bastard.

Dose him with Joker venom. He'll do everything to not smile.

No, he's cannon 6'2".

>Set up an appointment to see Bruce.

He's never going to see your lowly ass.

Too easy for him to suspect.

I bet Batman could kick that faggot pretty-boy billionaire's ass.

What the fuck does wayne enterprises even do?

Who the hell is Bruce Wayne?

Bruce Wayne
Mike Pence

2016

Ask him about the bat-vigilante in Gotham

Go to bed Hal

>What the fuck does wayne enterprises even do?
literally run an entire city it has diversionarys on every aspect of the modern world

>Be Supervillian
>Schtick revolves around acid
>Throw acid in his face
>Smile literally wiped off.

What could possibly go wrong?

Invite him and a bunch of other rich socialites to the opening party of my new homeless shelter/ orphanage only for them to be rubbed by the Penguin, who I've cut a deal with

Ask him how Father's Day went.

Change the art to match the Superman cartoon.

So he really is to blame for everything that's wrong in Gotham.

Socialism will defeat the Batman.

The source of Bruce's power is his wealth. Wayne Enterprises provides the funding and technology that Bruce Wayne needs to continue being Batman.

To key to defeating Batman is defeating capitalism. Like all corporations, Wayne Enterprises relies on the exploitation of wage labourers, private property, capital accumulation an commodity production. If Wayne Enterprises was controlled by its workers there would be no need for Bruce, and no need to pay him large sums of money and no need to keep giving him the latest technology.

Goodnight sweet prince ;_;

I would tell him that I think JASON!

Fuck Catwoman in front of him and he will die instantly You think that would work ?

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Wayne Enterprises is a holding company, it doesn't "do" anything beyond owning other companies that do do things

Martha