Rule 63 thread

Gib me all.

This is Claire Kent. Say something nice to her!

Gib

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A tv show about a hyper-competent male superhero and his useless, bumbling female sidekick would get cancelled immediately.

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Everyone in the Daily Planet would be hitting on her.

It would be realistic

Well, not superheros, but there WAS Dexter's Lab.

But no one can pierce her hymen

You have to look to anime for that.

>kryptonite condom

>Lex is the one who took Claire's v card

He truly showed that humanity will not submit to an alien

Star Vs. The Forces of Evil can be like that sometimes, but both Star and Marco have moments of incompetence.

She'd probably do it herself once she got a serious boyfriend.

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That suddenly made me realize...
>shaving the bikini area with eye lasers and a curved mirror

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Dexter's Lab nothing. So long as there's a male and female character it's illegal for the male to come out the victor instead of the competing female.

The only time it's okay for a male to make a female look like a failure? When she's ugly, grotesque, un-fappable and won't trigger a man's pussy beggar instinct. The only time it's allowed for a male to make a female fail and she's cute to boot? She can still lose against the male, but at the end have her way as well (Katara vs Water Bending Master from Avatar).

So basically, pussy in a character is the auto-win button because anything else means you're a sexist monster.

>Hey, my eyes are up here

How many of these have you had now? Back to back, I mean. Asking, because the past two were filled with shitposting, and sunk real fast, too.

Last one was short, bu didn't the one before it got more than 400 posts and almost got on image limit?

It would be an ab opening, like Bane

I take it back. I regret everything.

I think I found Grouchy Smurf.

Beauty and the Beast 2: The Revenge of Gaston

Direct to VHS

A favorite.

Her glasses are cute.
She's a bit clumsy though...

This is giving me lewd AU ideas, using FemGaston (Gastelle?)

>FemGaston is acclaimed huntswoman of village
>Hears of the legends of the Beast in tavern
>Sets off to kill Beast for glory
>After injury/defeat during combat, she's imprisoned, as a cover for making sure she heals properly rather than dying trying to get away out of stubbornness
>Slow build romance as they bond over the winter as hunting partners rather than over literature

Would be good to highlight differences between her and Belle. Probably would be more eager to call out Beast for his bullshit. Maybe sneaks to kitchen to make her own dinner rather than eat with the Beast at first, later on teaching him to cook.

Could also do a reality check for her when she expects to have swarms of people go out to rescue her only to be forgotten when using the mirror to check how people are doing.

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>R63 Eddy's skin is also her hair
That's not how that fucking works

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DD was more like a drunken kung fu master, or Mr. Magoo. Everyone around her got rekt, but she was nearly invulnerable and always won.

>that Eddy

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>Manhattan isn't naked
What's the point

Gonna give this thread my very best.

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VICTORIA VON DOOM SHALL NOT BE DENIED

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More plz

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>fem-baymax made for warm cuddles

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Y-yeah... Cuddles...

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Damn it, that's fucking cute

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BIG RED NAZI TITTIES

BIG WHITE COMMUNIST TATAS

I don't know which one I want to bang more, Beast Girl or Terry.

BIG FUTURISTIC CONQUEROR BOOBS

BIG EUROCENTRIC EMPEROR GAZONGAS

PLANETBUSTERS

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Namor can't be a real mutant, he likes blondes more than redheads.

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BY HERA'S GOLDEN GIRDLE!

Smash-It Susan

In before someone says, "Isn't that just Juniper Lee?

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Of course... if you wanna go for accuracy.

Say good bye for your waifu.

The universe shall always find balance

Sokka is a hotter woman than female Katara. Makes sense.

is there more of this

Waifu.

Anyone has that pic with her on her panties, teasing Dipper?

This art does popeye no justice, god it's fucking hideous.

>Numbah 1
>Hair

Fucked the whole thing up

Wig.

...fine

This shits nightmare fuel

I keked harder than I should have.

Best ones.
Everything else is mediocre or shit.