Runs over a guy

>Runs over a guy
"You look tired"

>Feeds a guy
"Sneed around"

>kills a guy with a pipe cleaner
"I always did lovecrafts"

>takes steroids
>"I'm natty"

>kills guy
I killed you.

>kills someone in 2011
"You party rocked at the wrong house tonight."

>force chokes an ambitious general
"don't choke on your aspirations"

oooooo

Predator is on AMC right meow

Quips are okay if le based Arnie is doing it.

>Kills a criminal with a tennis racket.
"Justice has been served"

rare arnold

>tv version cuts out ventura's "slack jawed faggots" line

it's not even worth watching anymore

Still is nigga


Ventura just said "I ain't got time to bleed"

Nice.

this, but unironically

>hits guy over the head with a clock
>"hey where did ___ go?"
>he just clocked out

>kills guy with a pickle
"Now you're pickle dead."

>slams someone's head into a piano
We'll call you Liber-ouchy

lol

>kills a guy attempting to sell bootleg seed
"Chuck off."

>strangle man with piano string

B flat.

>decapitate man

Don't get a head of yourself.

>Decapitates a black guy
"Don't keep on niggin'
If you can't keep your noggin'"

Delete that fucking picture

bump

>Fart so powerfully that it blows a villain's head completely off

"He who smelt it, felt it."

>knocks you out with cheese

Gouda night

>Kills a guy with a carrot
"Bud... easy on the carrots"

>concentration camp / gas chamber montage
Hits from the bong starts playing

bump

bump

>Suffocates a man with a baked good

No...you take the cake

>kills a guy with a giant screwdriver
>SCREW YOU!

>distracts retarded trolley boy with cuddly monkey
"playtime's over"
>hits him with Japanese peace lily
>puts him in freezer
>forgets to say "cool off"