Good morning, wagecuck. About time you got up. I feared you'd be late again. That's always a possibility though. Just look at how backed up and congested this traffic already is. Their honking and screaming at each other is music to my ears. Oh yes, the sound of ragie wagies.
Oh, better get ready. You'll be late at this rate, wagecuck. Another day, another dollar.
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i took a day off today because i sprained my ankle on a lawnmower
What do you think of the idea to give every citizen $1,000 bi-weekly, and anyone who wants more can get a job.
This would lead to the materialistic people to join the labor force, and the unmaterialstic to sit comfy all day.
One day all of us wage cucks are going to seize the means of production and eliminate the capitalist middle man who exploits us.
Then we're gonna kill all of the NEETs for being leeches. He who does not work shall not eat.
> How dare muh boss oppress me by giving me a better option than wildness survival.
Why would unmaterialistic people need 1k every 2 weeks? You want to be the modern Diogenes? Enjoy your barrel.
That's pretty unfair, there isn't enough jobs for everyone. If my phone rings today for a job I will take it, but it won't ring because there are no jobs.
>tfw useless NEET doesnt know some people actually work because they have a passion for their job
They want people to have money to go out and spend. Maybe a restaurant once in a while or a new shirt.
It's no secret that there simply aren't enough jobs for everybody. Something has to change soon.
And pray tell me, how do you spend your day 'o-wise-and-mighty user?
lost on your way from /r9k/?
Get goin' wagies. Your boss isn't going to wait around all day, he needs his third yacht.
But they don't do anything for anyone, they don't deserve those things at all.
Daily reminder that NEETs are dependent by biology and will slowly starve to death in the impending social and economic collapse. Nature wins again.
Price of goods will adjust to negate it. If people can now afford the same good for more money, why won't they?
the NEET has just spent so much time wanting to be normal and get a job but theyre so pathetic and useless and maladjusted for modern society that they have convinced themselves that scraping by with barely enough money to do anything other than buy chicken tendies and a video game every few weeks is the pinnacle of existance. its even funnier when they all claim to be enlightened and spend all their time "self-improving" and allegedly reading the works of philosophers and learning languages when literally all they do is shitpost and jack off all day
>a neet will never experience the feeling of being respected by colleagues and family
>a neet will never experience the feeling of buying an expensive thing without counting pennies
>a neet will never experience the feeling of bossing around interns and new people
enjoy being a (((white))) nigger
Reading literature, learning the piano, practicing french and latin phrases, providing my wage cuck friends girlfriend with endless orgasms and pleasure in places she had never knew were possible.
Later today I might work on my sculpture, or theorise about a new solution for quantum entanglement. I can do anything really, the world is my oyster.
>a neet will never experience the feeling of being respected by colleagues and family
Spook
>a neet will never experience the feeling of buying an expensive thing without counting pennies
materialism
>a neet will never experience the feeling of bossing around interns and new people
superiority complex
you sound like a most unhealthy individual. the wagecuck life is cancer to the soul
Feminists and blacks would somehow fuck it up (eg demand more than what white men get, working men/whites pay more taxes than women/blacks, etc).
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Don't forget to sage on your way out lads
10/10
>Then we're gonna kill all of the NEETs for being leeches. He who does not work shall not eat.
fuck off. The communist love of work is pathetic. I don't want to be social and contribute to your normie society. NEET master race.
You truly are a modern day Leonardo. Don't forget to empty your piss bottles
>>a neet will never experience the feeling of buying an expensive thing without counting pennies
Good goy.
>>a neet will never experience the feeling of bossing around interns and new people
Pretty pathetic desu. One day one of them will crack your skull.
There won't be a collapse. You wagecucks love the system too much.
I do sometimes miss the NEET life, but good lord do I not miss the deafening, soul-crushing self-hatred it leads to. You feel absolutely worthless and life has no meaning.
Working sucks, but at least you aren't ashamed when you talk to people and they ask you what you do.
Nice strawman wagie.
It's a good idea, even if the figure needs tweaking.
>Working sucks, but at least you aren't ashamed when you talk to people and they ask you what you do.
But why would I get a crap low paid, low skill job? How is that going to not make me feel ashamed talking to people?
Ahhh. So you indulge yourself in fantasies because it's been 5 years you've gotten off that chair and you forgot how to use your legs properly.
That's all in your head m8. If you can't fill your day with anything meaningful that you might be proud of then that's your own failing.
Also don't put too much stock in the opinions of normies. Chances are they are retarded anyway.
Only God can judge you.
>he's so deluded he thinks wagecuckery makes him happy
This. How do NEETs even interact with real people? Oh right, they don't.
That's more a problem with society than anything else. The idea that you need a job to socialise is absurd but people accept it.
>pajeet wagies work 12-13 hour shifts for a pay of $5000/annum
Its 6pm now and I just woke up, time to poo, have bath and eat those tendies mummy prepared life's good.
I work from home 3-4 hours a day and make more than enough money to live comfortably, and on the weekends I visit museums, public parks, and go out to the movies to enjoy myself.
Am i still a wage-cuck if I'm okay trading 20 hours or so for extra comforts?
There are enough jobs. The problem is you don't want any of the ones that pay shit-tier wages and are awful like mcdonalds.
US companies removed manufacturing as an industry, so the only jobs left are menial service jobs or specialist jobs. And you're a NEET, not a specialist.
It's not that you need a job it's that the overwhelming majority of NEETs are total fuckin losers who sit on their ass watching chinese cartoons all day. They have nothing valuable to contribute to anything.
>They have nothing valuable to contribute to anything.
So what? Why the hell should we contribute to anything? If they want to watch anime, let them. Beyond a certain point it is much less painless and far easier to withdraw from society. NEETs aren't harming anyone.
yet you still talk to one even though you know they have nothing to contribute? what?
Being a wagecuck is good for me. Weren't it for my job (which I happen to like), I'd wake up at 12 every day, spend all day on Sup Forums, wank to traps and play vidya.
Structure is good for me, and apparently, I need it forced upon me.
>talking to people
>giving your life meaning by wasting 40 hours a week of it doing soul crushing menial tasks
Being a ... cuck is good for me
What can I say, I'm being honest here.
>>giving your life meaning by wasting 40 hours a week of it doing soul crushing menial tasks
this
dunno how normies stay sane
There are tons of jobs.
Just because you think you're too good for them (you're not), doesn't mean there are no jobs.
Don't expect a 100K a year job right off the bat, loser.
You have no self control my friend. I'm currently a NEET and wake up at 7:30 am every day. Take my Aussie Shepherd to the dog park every morning, then go to the gym. Come home and smoke a little weed, play battelfield 4. Then study up on the latest stocks and politics while sun tanning in my backyard. I might throw on a ribeye or two on the grill.
Life is good.
why was that deleted?
>cucky ragey wagies taking the b8
they did a study showing its harder to get into McDonalds than Harvard
my wife had perfect employment history before she moved down here with me and applied for 5 years straight to fucking everything, McDonalds included, no dice
lets not pretend there are enough jobs for everyone
Why should he work a shit job?
I find it amazing how normies and wagecucks love punishing each other by telling others to endure the misery of work. Fucking tools.
This! I'm not working for them!
How do you afford all that?
>You have no self control my friend.
Well, duh. That's what I very explicitly said.
it wasn't
it just does that sometime
NEETs occasionally get decent pay.
Naw fuck that. There should just be a negative tax on the first 12300 you make to further encourage people to work.
Lol @ wagecucks taxed to death to pay for white genocide.
I have leftover money in the bank from when I did work. Plus I make money online, invest in stocks, bet on college football games, etc.
I will eventually have to get a real job, but I'm enjoying it while I can.
we have tax exemption on the first 10000 here or something like that
Sorry got it backwards, that sounds like a good idea.
>Work makes a mockery of freedom. The official line is that we all have rights and live in a democracy.
>Other unfortunates who aren't free like we are have to live in police states.
>A worker is a part-time slave. The boss says when to show up, when to leave, and what to do in the meantime.
>He tells you how much work to do and how fast.
>He is free to carry his control to humiliating extremes, regulating, if he feels like it, the clothes you wear or how often you go to the bathroom.
>With a few exceptions he can fire you for any reason, or no reason.
>He has you spied on by snitches and supervisors, he amasses a dossier on every employee.
>Talking back is called "insubordination," just as if a worker is a naughty child, and it not only gets you fired, it disqualifies you for unemployment compensation.
>Free time is mostly devoted to getting ready for work, going to work, returning from work, and recovering from work.
Lol @ Neets setting themselves up to be starving to death on the streets thinking they're "sticking it to the jew"
>muh basic income
it won't work unless you have a small population, rich in resources and wealth, that has a robust or non-existent immigration system.
Negative tax is much better. There's no reason why society should reward abled-bodied persons with a basic income if they decide to not work. The incentive to work (firstly to survive, second to thrive) would be undermined.
It's a great way to subvert innovation and progress.
wrong board, there are no wagecucks on Sup Forums
Why should others, mainly the state, bother to take care of you? It's not their responsibility to make sure every aspect of your life is looked after.
Just b/c you don't like the system and opt-out of doing what 90% of people have to do anyways, doesn't mean you're somehow smarter or enlightened for being in the lazy minority.
this, desu.
(((Reagan's jew))) > all others
>Why should others, mainly the state, bother to take care of you? It's not their responsibility to make sure every aspect of your life is looked after.
>Just b/c you don't like the system and opt-out of doing what 90% of people have to do anyways, doesn't mean you're somehow smarter or enlightened for being in the lazy minority.
All humans have a right to be looked after. Our time on this earth should be as easy and comfortable and enjoyable as possible, not spent slaving away. I don't claim to be smart or enlightened.
Another 4 hour day. Another 200 dollars.
Somehow I'm not jealous.
Including tips?
I'm reading over criminal procedure cases. Fuck off, faggot.
Yeah but sucking dicks for 4 hours must be exhausting.
Been working at Walmart for a decade. No GED, so at $13.60/hr, this is the best I will ever have it since I'm too old to start from the absolute bottom and expect to get anywhere in life.
I'm not mad at you NEETs, maybe a little jealous of your respective circumstances in life grants you infinite free time. Something I will only experience when I finally collapse and die.
That and a hotties number.
But neets wouldn't know that.
Don't worry user, I like you. 13.60 isn't bad is it?
Jokes on you Im almost done with my graveyard shift.
>All humans have a right to be looked after.
on who's dime? on who's time? why do you deserve other people's talent and labour, to provide you, a zero-sum addition to Britain, anything?
>Our time on this earth should be as easy and comfortable and enjoyable as possible, not spent slaving away
says who? where do you get off with that sense of entitlement? why do you get to piggy-back on a society that necessitates most of its abled-bodied persons not only work but to create, to innovate?
Why do you get to rid on the coat-tails, while the vast majority have to play the game?
You can't talk of things like "right to be looked after" and "my time should be fun" when those entitlements demand the labour of others.
You're a parasite leeching off the beast.
We all know why your a neet.
Yeah and that's another problem with women in the West. Demanding you've got a job/house/car before they dare open their legs. Gas them.
NOrWAY
Landscaping is a deadly business.
I net $1600 monthly. Keep in mind I work for free a few hours a week so I can keep said job.
>You're a parasite leeching off the beast.
Good
Also society produces loads of crap that we don't need. Everyone should enjoy the comfy life. Automate everything.
Jokes on you, I'm getting paid to shitpost.
So in other words you spend your days masturbating furiously to pictures of your waifu and watching anime to 'learn' Japanese. In between taking fat ogre shits because you fill your harvester maw with garbage you buy in bulk when you shamble from your shelter to blight the world with your presence. Neat.
>sitting inside a car
>having to wake up healthy every day
millennials are motherfucking doomed, literally too weak and lazy and pathetic to survive the less challenging natural selection ever in history of planet earth
I bet you don't do any of these things and in reality you waste your youthful years starring at a screen pretending to be some hot shot.
Sounds like an absolutely excellent idea 2bh
If natural selection is your problem, I suggest you off yourself now.
>Also society produces loads of crap that we don't need. Everyone should enjoy the comfy life. Automate everything.
It must be a sad existence to know that you're ultimately useless and can only survive by the generosity of others.
You'll die like the majority in a disaster or war, and nothing will be lost. Don't let your uselessness now determine you useless in the future. Your life can be better; working does not equate wage-slaving.
I'm actually right on time
Currently taking a shit on the clock ama
>seize means of production
>now means of production is even more concentrated, under control of handful of politicians
>hoping this doesn't blow in their faces... again
I slaughter cows for a living. I like to slaughter cows.
>not being self-employed
...
If I ever do I'll make sure to take a few women and normies like you with me. The idea of a car or material goods being related to natural selection is silly. Frankly though I have no desire to pass on my genes, it's just a general observance of women.
Not really. I don't care about others so I have no qualms about leeching from them. I do not want to and will not make an effort for a society where I have no place.
>thinking being useless and helpless will fix his mediocre life issues
I was NEET but I got a job because my NEETbux barely covered my cost of living.
I wanted more money, so I got a job. I actually enjoy it too, made some food friends and bar work is ez.
Good friends**
>I can't have piano lessons because I only have 7-8 hours of free time a day, and I need that time for facebook and Sup Forums and being lazy
You're too smart for your own good faggot.
>he actually made this up to make his life seem less pathetic