What would you have done that situation? Reminder that he was married with kids

What would you have done that situation? Reminder that he was married with kids.

I havent seen that movie, what they asked for? Just to get in to charge their phone?

Husband is alone for the weekend. It's pouring outside. Girls are stranded or their car doesn't work. They want top use the phone, I think? It's been a while.

fucked that fucking blond over and over again fucking whore

Tell them they don't have to tell me what happened, but that they do have to eat this, as I hand them a bowl of eggs.

Is this free pizza?

Given them towels and let them sit on the porch, but then gone inside and called the cops. Hot chicks don't just show up out of nowhere. I would have assumed it was part of a break-in or a con.

don't they like rape him or something

shits like one of my porno's

>noticed

It's not exactly rape since he eventually gave in. He ultimately gets punished for it anyway.

Turn the tables. Start asking them if I can borrow some eggs.

He does? Bullshit. I never watched the movie. What actually happens?

I had this wierd dim hope it was actually a movie about a man who DIDN't WANT IT being preyed upon and raped by two predatory females. Silly me

this movie was shit.

>put your wife next to a young smokeshow to make her even more insecure and fuck with her mentally

Well done Eli. Based Harmony did the same thing With Ashley Benson in spring breakers

Your taste is shit.

>look up the plot synopsis

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW LAD I AM RUSTLED AND MAD

He tries to resist their advances but eventually fucks them. They then drug him (I think), fuck his house up, kill his friend, and then bury him in the yeard up to his neck, so that his wife will see the recorded sex acts when they find him.

It's been a while since I watched it.

There was a time when a man getting offered free sex by some skanky whore was seen as the victim not the aggressor

If you ask me it was a better time

What did Eli mean by this?

once coming to learn of they're fucked up nature, you would see a twinkle in my eye. Because now I have a justifiable reason to have some perma-rape slaves.
It would be no easy task though. I would need a way to secure an off-site rape dungeon (on account of having a wife and family) while at the same time apprehending them and transferring them to that location.
I would not want to make their lives a living hell, no. I would attempt to give them as many luxuries as I can while also keeping them secure. I'm an engineer by trade, and I'm sure I would find it quite a fun challenge.

your shit is shit

Eli browses this board often.. Hell, he might even be on this thread right now ;^)

My shit isn't real. There is an appearance of shit, but really it is nothing.

tell him his film fucking sucks and the ending makes me mad

literally just his stupid fucking humiliation porn

sharpie in pooper nao

Ida turn em down they look like trannies in this shot

Its kinda weird that they dont have a cell phone at hand, other thing will be if the ran out of battery

Don't forget he hadn't had sex in weeks. He was at his breaking point when these two showed up.

This is probably in the smartest move in hindsight, but I'm stupid and would let them in to use the phone.

But then again I'm pretty confident in being able to defend myself against two women. I'm not particularly tall or strong, but I'm pretty sure I could easily take on two grown women and I'm suspicious so I wouldn't be turning my back on them.

In the movie they seduced him though.

>Don't forget he hadn't had sex in weeks
Fuck off normalfag

It depends weather or not my home has a designated raping area. If not, I would probably just rape them in the garage, or in the basement if it isn't fully finished. Then, I'd call my friend. He would come and give me a bunch of money then take them somewhere else because I didn't invest in a rape room and my wife will find them when she gets home. I'm not sure what my friend does with them but he's Russian so it probably involves drugs and sex crimes.

retard

ur gf (wife) sucks compared to amara

yup he's a cunnyseur his waifu use to be mary kate & ashley

know nothing about this movie but this image really intimidates me

Call them a taxi. The second they refused to take the taxi, Id tell them to leave. The second they refuse to leave, I call the police.

>In the movie they seduced him though.

Yes but if this was about two men and a woman, or even two women and a woman, it would have been considered rape. Because they were being physically aggressive and persistent despite him saying NO. It would definitely be classified as coercion. Because as a man he's expected to physically fight off two adult women - oh and by the way, you're being charged with assault good luck proving you were actually under threat because 'feeling' threatened doesn't qualify when you're a man (unless they're black and you have a gun)

By a reasonable view, he was raped. They didn't tie him up or put a gun to his head (that part comes later in the movie), but he is coerced

As much as youre right about it being coercion, I would have called the cops, or pulled a gun on them and told them to fuck off.

Loved this movie.

His wife is hot too, I enjoyed "Green Inferno".

yeah that's his dumb ass

you get out and call the cops

KEK

>the ending makes me mad
I actually laughed my ass off when he accidentally put a like on his own homemade porn on facebook

it's a bit of mood whiplash to suddenly assume the film is a comedy though

unless you take it as a slapstick comedy from the start

A random hot chick once knocked on my door. She had the wrong place, similar to the story the girls give in the movie. She lingered for a few moments, and in those moments I'd have let her come in if she had asked me to help her with something. In hindsight with a clear mind I wouldn't trust her, but like Keanu says it's free pizza. When it just shows up at your door it's hard to say no to that. It's easy to say you wouldn't let those girls in, but I highly doubt any of you would turn them away if you were actually in that situation.

>unless you take it as a slapstick comedy from the start
This, i actually didnt take seriously Eli Roth's movies

same thing happened to me as well but she definitely looked like a stoner. was afraid of getting pranked or whatever so i just didn't open the door

I go into the little rental store here sometimes. I get
>but muh torrents
but it's so satisfying grabbing stuff off the 50 cent to 1.00 rack and just slapping in disc after disc and binging movies all weekend. It's probably autism.

Thread is proof I was in the right picking this. Can't wait. Hope its not shit!

>married with kids
Fucking sick

I'm kind of a sap so I would let them stand under my awning, go get MY phone, bring it out and let them make a call with it. I'd probably invite them in and give them some towels or whatever and let them sit in the living room while their ride was on the way. Then i'd keep to myself but make sure they didn't steal anything

Anyway I don't have a wife and kids, and the way my family is my mother or father would never just take off for the weekend and leave the other. If there was a work issue where one couldn't leave, they... just wouldn't go? And would wait till another week when the whole family

eh, just chub up a bit before you watch, movies only good for one thing

>movie is called "green inferno"
>write it is off as "dude weed lmao"
>its not at all

>married with kids
So he really was a pedophile?

well, at one point they tie him up and start doing this daddy/schoolgirl roleplay shit, and he plays along so he can struggle to get free

FREE FUCKING PIZZA.

You have to fuck them. Keanu could have been cooler about getting ridding of them afterwards.

Is this the moive that gave us that image of Keanu in the ground yelling at a phone?

If not, which one.

yes

they bury him up to his neck, gag him, and leave him with a phone playing the porn they recorded of fucking him on the bed. Then they upload it to facebook

Yes, yes it is, Knock Knock by Eli Roth

>doesn't shit on his face
what even is the point

Nice user

Fuck them and then call the poilce if the don't leave because only an idiot would believe that bullshit that they are underage

I'd repeatedly fuck Ana De Armas while the other chick can wait patiently in the rain for an Uber

you mean sit right? RIGHT?!

It couldn't have been THAT difficult to walk out of a bathroom, right? I think in reality, that situation would be incredibly awkward unless the guy already had his mind set on fucking these girls if the opportunity presented itself.

I had a similar experience some years ago. I was home alone well i'm actually always home alone, rainy night, those two girls knocks at my door. Just like in the movie, they told me they have lost a bus, get caught by the rain and asked me to call a taxi no cellphones at the time. I told the, to get inside, i asked it they wanted something warm to drink or using my drier. They just wait the taxi at my doorstep and even refused the towel i handed them. Both of them where a mix of scared and disgusted and when the taxi comes both run for it.

Reality sucks

Welp, i'm turned on. Gonna jack off to this later

sheis 12/10

Why is this film not a porno? WHY?

Underage redditfag kill yourself.

thanks for the boner user you bastard

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Someone post the webm. You know the one.

this one?

I lik the pusy

this

It's better than porn. First act was hot as fuck. So much sexual tension.

>you're a taxi

i must say i never saw this movie of anna de armas

I wouldn't answer the door, feels bad but true

I would have done this.

I think wearing only your underwear is what scared them user

I was wearing my jersey

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>this actor got a paycheck for this day of work

Even in porn I've never seen someone go at a pair of tits so aggressively. I mean I don't blame him but god damn.

Wew

>this person got paid to gobble up ana de armas tits

fml

what movie

Why would you cast your wife in this, she's just going to look like a haggard old crone beside Ana, it's mean

Eh I had a better experience. QT neighbour was locked out of her house so invited her in after I saw her out there. Gave her a cup of tea and chatted. Shame the place was a fucking mess

Free pizza my dude

Fuck them. My wife is into me fucking younger women I've done it a couple of times, sometimes with her as well.

It’s very easy to not want to fuck Eli Roth’s wife.
The qt one on the other hand...

Not answer the door because my music is too loud in the isolation cave

i'd tell ana de armas she can stay, the other one has to stay out in the rain though

Probably wouldn't have answered the door. I don't open up unless I'm expecting someone.

Take the pizza, do a 360 and walk away

anal arms a cute

Human centipede

I would do everything Keanu did up to actually having sex with them. I just value marriage too much to throw that away.

>Hot chicks don't just show up out of nowhere
I thought that I was the only one who believed this. Girls like that will only find you if their life is in extreme danger and you were the first person that they saw.

I like it, original was better though.