Why does Hollywood always use eating hard boiled eggs as some kind of signal to show that a guy is supposed to be...

Why does Hollywood always use eating hard boiled eggs as some kind of signal to show that a guy is supposed to be badass? I eat them almost every day and I'm a huge pansy.

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You don't have to tell me what happened

His name is Lou Cyphre. Get it,?

>egg is symbol of the soul
>eat soul

i can eat 50 in under an hour

CALL ME CAALL ME

It didn't work for that guy in the bar in Who Framed Roger Rabbit? that kept hassling Eddie Valient about working for Dinky Doodle.

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you egg eating pansy

pls post THAT pic

>I eat them almost every day and I'm a huge pansy.

i don't know why i keked hard at this

thanks OP

Chimps will rip off the nuts of any challengers in a fight. So there's some kind of animal kingdom thing going on. Probably a dominance thing. He's symbolically munching on someone's balls. Your balls. Depends on the context.

In Angel Heart he specifically says it represents a soul. But I wouldn't be surprised if the filmmaker intended it to be more of a sly comment about the devil having the main character by the balls.

They eat them without any salt or mayo

it show the character is hardboiled because you are what you eat.

That's an amazing feat for americans. Eating something without sugar or some sort of sauce goes completely against their nature

>doesn't know hard boiled trope

>hard boiled eggs
One of the most disgusting foods in existence. I don't know how anyone enjoys them.

Have you tried this:
Mash warm, peeled egg in mug with a little butter (maybe 1 t.) and a little salt & pepper. Eat with spoon. Fucking heaven.

You can warm a HB egg in the microwave, but you have to do it in 2 separate

>hard boiled
There's your problem, you're supposed to cook 'em just so the yolk is still mostly runny, only starting to harden on the outermost edge
You can still peel it and eat it whole just fine and the taste and texture are divine
Doesn't require anything extra, not even salt or pepper

Also stinky farts.

oh look, the americans arrived

>whoah look at this perfectly fine and healthy food, I wonder how I might improve it
>of course! just cover it with a fucking brick of butter

I pity all the non-Finns who've never had karelian pies with egg butter

you gotta salt it

Because eating hard-boiled eggs shows that you'll eat literal shit if it has nutrients in it, which is a useful quality for survival I guess

I unironically enjoy mayonegg

I don't think any other movies do this. Also you have to eat them slow and menacingly too be intimidating OP.

The scene from Die Hard with a Vengence where Samuel L. Jackson bursts in and attempts to shoot the Jeremy Irons while is eating a boiled egg, and he calmly responds by taking the MP5 out of Jackson's hands and switches the safety off. Pure Egg Kino

oh look, here comes the obsessed about Americans poster

>eggs
>literal shit
Kys

>Pure Egg Kino

There's just one egg kino shown on the big screen:
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hardboiled eggs are great they just take too long to make, and then you have to cool them down

Fuck you guys now I want hard boiled eggs but I'm in bed.
Are pickled eggs any good?

Not seeing a problem here. And it's an English recipe, iirc.

I feel sorry for me too, Finnon.

YOU HAVE TO EAT THESE

Pay Marshall Plan debnts

I make a dozen of them at a time and snack on them over the course of a few days.

Isn't that bad for you?
Also runny yolk only tastes good if it's warm.

i would do this but the result is that your fridge smells like farts for the rest of the week

they're alright

it's only smells

Soy sauce egg > pickled egg

IZ NASSING

It makes for a good visual and shows that a character doesn't need anything fancy.

Get an electric egg cooker. They only use a little water so it boils faster and they have a timer so you don't have to mess with it.

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You guys should try deep fried eggs. I don't know if they're the same thing as poached eggs (which I've never had), but they're pretty good.

uh you can dip them in soy sauce...

or garlic mayo, or salt them

fuck now I want some eggs

such a disappointing film

>friend suggested a "deep" film
>put this trash on
>said "I will never get the twist"
>"did you get it, loooooo cypher"
>too deep 4 u

>genius psycho villain
>drinks milk

>you're supposed to cook
>hard boiled egg
>soft boiled egg
"supposed to cook um in a specific way"

let me guess, you are the type of burger faggot who puts tomato sauce on steak

Awww, you need some attention? Here, have a (You) Ameriboo.

>bad for you?
Because of salmonella? Supposedly the chance of getting one with salmonella is like 1 in 20,000. Also the bacteria dies at a lower temperature than it takes to make the yolk solid so as long as you slightly cook it you don't have to worry. Trust me I'm an eggspert

>nation and culture sucks ass so much you'd rather spend time on foreign websites than your own

*dont think about anything at all

Pay NATO debnts

>having an autism fit because someone actually cooks there eggs a certain way
the state of your life m8

>Licks oreo
>Dusts crumbs on table
What did he mean by this

It's kafkaesque

>there
>not following the thread

I thought summer was over

>instructions on how to cook perfect eggs in a video game manual
Eggkino

the GOAT

>just one egg kino sho-
youtu.be/NqA-mP0MhZg

You're thinking french cuisine, brother.

because hard boiled eggs are nasty af

master egg coming through!

>mayo

You didn't eat four dozen eggs when you were a lad, user?

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...

Classic

>salt

Use hot sauce you big pussy

its great food for when you are hammered but you want to eat something hearty and easy to prepare.

We should have dropped more than two bombs.

...

SWEDEN
YES

Why are Americans so insecure about their food habits? Also, why are Americans so fat and annoying?

mmmmmm......
NOOTKA

Eggs are symbol of life, rebirth and resurrection associated with festivals of the goddes Ostara, later incorporated by Christians into Easter -> resurrection of Christ

DeNiro in this movie is basically satan himself

You do the math

Just enough to EASE MY MIND!

mhhmmmmm

This whole website was created to emulate Japanese boards you faggot.
Rebbit is the true American website, so you can go there fucking tripfag.

Came here to post this but you already nailed it.

Huh, the PC master race can cook eggs inside their PCs.

because of cool hand luke

how has nobody posted that already?

Not even Norse and I love Kalles, esp the dill kind.

>basically

we only discuss superhero movies here

>ate four eggs over easy for breakfast every day last summer
>get salmonella poisoning
Fucking awful. Intense stomach cramps all day for a week, most of which I spent in the bathroom. Still eat my eggs like that though because it's tasty.

Not even american and I know that cheese in coffee is delicious. Butter on hot drinks like cocoa and tea also are great to help with sore throat.

>how has nobody posted that already?
um

Holy shit what country?

Vegan bitch.

That was a weak af scene.
De Niro was the shittiest devil I have ever seen in a movie.
Official devil tier list of great film devils::
God tier
>Al Pacino
>Jack Nicholson
Great tier
>Peter Stormare
>Viggo Mortensen
Shit tier
>everyone else

Fourth post or so said something about eating 50, don't know if they were referring to it or not. I was going to post something about a failure to communicate but then I saw your post and now I'm too depressed. Fucking cool hand Luke.

And Ray Wise knocks em all out the water

>americans can't eat raw eggs

You're supposed to fucking scoop it out of the shell

Lazycore egg coming through. Just crack it on the pan when you're making instant ramen

>crack it on the pan when you're making instant ramen
I love ramen. I love eggs. But this is disgusting.

seriously disgusting, just crack the egg in the bowl and eat it raw. delicious.

why? it cooks perfectly, takes less then 3 minutes, 0 effort and puts some actual nutrition in your ramen