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Temporal prime directive edition

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I don't like Star Trek

I don't like you

I loved jumping on the bed. If future technology allows, I'd get de-aged to a smaller size.

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I like Star Trek porn

Alright, lets try again since the last thread was dying

What do we think of the STD theme?

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It's no Faith Of The Heart, but it's ok. Fits the show by mooching off TOS content and JJTrek style

The music itself is fine, but on principle I don't think that any ship which isn't named Enterprise should get to have access to that iconic trumpet blast.

awful, fuck off

Mean

ripoff that is somehow generic

Good theme for STDs.

Wait, so are you suggesting that the episode "Relativity" is actually a sequel to "The Future's End"?

I always assumed the two were unrelated storyline wise but with the same lead antagonist because at the end of "The Future's End" the timeline resets so Braxton wouldn't remember anything - unless you think it's canon that Braxton's temporal technology can view various 'incursions' started by Voyager.

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>How Sonequa Martin-Green became the first black lead of Star Trek: 'My casting says that the sky is the limit for all of us'

Reminder that Avery Brooks is white

>STD

After recently watching ENT, they could have easily done a lot worse.

On a barometer of "Voyager theme to Discovery theme" I rank it Discovery theme.

In the secod episode, his entire reason for going after Voyager is having spent 30 years in the 20th century

But in Future's End he took them back and had no memory of that timeline.

So I guess the 29th century Federation intentionally gave him the memories of those 30 years of hell back. Because reasons.

someone help me. I'm trying to find out how old Picard was in season 1 of tng. his birth date is given in earth years but farpoint is always given as a stardate

Braxton talks about being on 20th century Earth and that it was caused by Janeway when he says he has this temporal thing that Janeway doesn't understand and he threatens to use it like she's supposed to be scared of it when she doesn't even know what the fuck it is.

>In the secod episode, his entire reason for going after Voyager is having spent 30 years in the 20th century
>But in Future's End he took them back and had no memory of that timeline.
>So I guess the 29th century Federation intentionally gave him the memories of those 30 years of hell back. Because reasons.

Oh yeah, I now I remember the line..

>I spent 30 years with those post-industrial barbarians

Which, as you point out, doesn't seem to make sense unless he viewed the entire event vicariously using some sort of temporal technology.

Yeah, another mis-step by the writers, surprised I never noticed that fuck up before and just kept watching the episode like it was normal.

He's 53 when he takes command of the Enterprise. But TNG episode 1 shows Bones alive at 200+ years, so by our standards Picard is the equivalent to a guy in his late 30s.

Its just because he like baseball instead of basketball.

He was born in 2305 and took command of the Enterprise in 2364

Avery Brooks is Puerto Rican?

EAT THAT THING!
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*Dominican

RIP then I guess

thanks anons

Don't think so but he is white from the inside as the first user pointed out.

>so by our standards Picard is the equivalent to a guy in his late 30s.

And yet he looked like a guy in his mid-50s.

Bald, manly and charming - he hit his sexual peak early and then stayed that way for years

>he hit his sexual peak early and then stayed that way for years
I always considered that there was an upside to balding early and being in good health like Stewart.
Essentially you look like you never age. Even now he looks about 10 years older than he did in the early 90s

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based Voy-kids poster

fuuuuuck yeaaah

>theme finally comes out
>it's fine
>"OMG it's the worst Trek theme ever!!!"
Let's be honest with ourselves... is /trek/ going to refuse to give STD a fair chance?

Daily Reminder that the TNG theme was a ripoff.

YES, and then in 10 years time the next generation of trekkies will give it a fair shake, having not been around for the shitstorm

Same as every series

>You will never be Naomi's surrogate father and get to teach her your Talaxian mythos

Deep feels

Why was Neelix such a fucking monstrous paedophile degenerate?

>"Relax, Kes, it's just puberty."
>"My species enters puberty at age 4. I'm only 1 year old."
What did Voyager mean by this?

TNG was quite popular from the very beginning with both critics and fans tbqh

>Why was Neelix such a fucking monstrous paedophile degenerate?

Watch your fuckin' mouth, hedgehog.

Neelix was the possibly the bro-est and most trustworthy character in all of Trek!

Heh.

Remember the episode where he died and discovered the Talaxian afterlife was a lie, so he got cripplingly depressed and tried to commit suicide by beaming himself into space?

Her hormones were out of wack because of that swarm thing, false elogium no need to worry.

>Remember the episode where he died and discovered the Talaxian afterlife was a lie, so he got cripplingly depressed and tried to commit suicide by beaming himself into space?

Will never forget it. Seriously like a top 5 episode for me from Voyager.

>Her hormones were out of wack because of that swarm thing, false elogium no need to worry.

wait, doesn't that make it WORSE?!
she hadn't reached puberty yet and yet neelix is hittin that tight ocampa ass on the reg'

But she's still only 1 year old. Even by the standards of her own people, she was getting raped by a disgusting child molester.

>oh hi, I'm a Time Lord now
>BRB gonna fuck up your ship and go back in time to kidnap myself lol

Why even bring her back?

>I now also remember how his entire family got space Hiroshima'd
>his gf broke up with him for almost no reason
>and he had to settle on a shitty asteroid colony that has to be on guard 24/7
Poor Neelix

why was there a talaxian colony 40,000 light years from Talaxia again?

They never had sex, Neelix is a gudboi. He was just waiting for a real elogium.

>I now also remember how his entire family got space Hiroshima'd

"nothing personal, we all did bad shit during the war, lets call it even lmao"

>they travelled through the necrid expanse, borg space and many other hostile areas in a shitty freighter in only a few years
This is why Janeway let Neelix on the ship, Talaxians are clearly GOAT tier

>Why even bring her back?
Because the writers are horrible people who drove Jennifer Lien into some Tennessee village where she still does Meth on the regular and flashes little children.

They had sex. It's in his character arc. Look:
>he starts off fucking minors
>he ends up fucking miners
It's poetry. It rhymes. It's stylistically designed to be that way and you can't undo that, but we can diminish the effects of it by having the sex be off-screen.

>Talaxians are clearly GOAT tier

They were made into probably the most trustworthy race as I can recall if you discount that guy from Fair Trade who had live by his wits on the edge of some fucked up nebula.

it's a bit too epic. i could've used without the cello or choir. whatever happened to the feeling of wonder these themes were meant to invoke?

>I don't need you anymore, Neelix
>passes Naomi on the way out
>hey there's that girl whatshername
>doesn't say anything and leaves forever
best Neelix episode though

J.J. Abrams/10

Lien was always crazy. Watch the episode where she gets possessed by Mussolini's ghost, her "crazy warlord" routine is VERY motivated. Like they'd been making her be the placid Ocampa good girl to restrain her crazy and finally let her off the leash.

>Watch the episode where she gets possessed by Mussolini's ghost, her "crazy warlord" routine is VERY motivated.

Am I the only one who thinks that is by far her BEST role in the series?

I was very impressed with her acting during that episode.

Neelix was a thief and a rogue before Voyager met him too

Let me tell you something about Talaxians user. They're a wonderful, friendly people, as long as their bellies are full and their kitchens are working. But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those same friendly, intelligent, wonderful people... will become as nasty and as violent as the most bloodthirsty Hirogen. You don't believe me? Look at those faces. Look in their eyes.

>Am I the only one

No, it's easily her best episode. I'd argue for it being the only good Kes episode altogether.

>I was very impressed with her acting during that episode.

My point was that this wasn't acting, that was the very unstable woman beneath the character leaking in, the one who would eventually go on to get arrested for flashing a load of kids.

I always forget how many bad episodes are in TNG Season 7 until I need to slog theough it again.

Actually worse than Season 1.

>"MY GIFT TO YOU"

Sub-Rosa does not define the entire season. S7 had Attached too, which was great

It was best Kes and made her more interesting. They should have kept her like that.

This reminds me of that episode where the Ferengi who got stranded through the Barzan wormhole got temporarily outwitted by "the Grand Proxy" as played by Neelix.

But, I guess you're right Qu- I mean, user. They can be beasts if the cards are down.

>My point was that this wasn't acting
No, I get what you are saying and it would very much be a good reason for why her "acting" was so on point.

tbf, I always thought she seemed out of sync with the rest of the crew and that it was probably a good idea to get rid of her.

kek

It also had Masks, which was a garbage fire.

Neelix actor played another Ferengi on ENT

Combs too, shame they couldn't convince Armin Shimmerman to come back for it.

I am an entity of thought who can go anywhere in the universe. Remember when I made Voyager go faster than warp? That's why I'm back in an aged body and I need your ship to get my younger self back to Ocampa.

When I see that episode I always pronounce the episode "Subrrrosah" in my head like it's an Iberian pronunciation.

>he didn't like Masks

Why user? Tell us why you have this factually incorrect opinion.

>It also had Masks, which was a garbage fire.
But it also had 'Lower Decks' which was Pher-Nominal

Hope Tom "fuck it all" Paris smashed it before 2003.
Ehh she was from Tennessee, everybody but Harry smashed that ass.

Masks was not a good episode. There was no development in the characters, there was no drama, and the mystery wasn't very interesting.

It was Brent Spiner makes funny voices, the episode.

Tom dicked the crew
Harry dicked the aliens

Delta Quadrant bro code

>"I see you've constructed a new lightsaber, Benjamin."

>if you take a symbiote out of a trill they die
>except this time lol

Lower Decks was very good, however

>Journey's End

>"Don't call me Benjamin."

>mfw Sito Jaxa

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We can keep trading episodes, but ultimately TNG S7 was NOT overall worse than S1

Just watched that episode
Voyager is honestly alright after like the first 2.5 seasons which i only got through thanks to beer
The first 2 seasons of DS9 kinda sucked as well, but not nearly as hard. TNG's first two seasons are okay.

There is, factually speaking, not a single good Dax centric episode.

Even the ones where she's carried by Worf/Klingons.

Every Dax episode is shit, Jadzia and Ezri both. In the entire franchise, I can not remember a character other than Dax that had consistently horrible episodes for themself.

Welcome to the thread user and thank you for a good accurate appraisal of the various series.

Mayweather's one episode

Yup.
>I'm a Q but not really so I hate you now, Kes episode.

Fug I love that scene so much.

Maybe it is better than Season 1 and I exagerated, however I would still claim that it has a higher density of sub-par than the average season.

Season 7 also had "These Are The Voyages".

queers

I sometimes legitimately can't tell if it's because of the bad acting or if the stories for her character were just that badly written. But not all of them were that terrible, like the one where worf saves her in the forest and the one where she goes full lesbo for her old wife were both good.

>Every Dax episode is shit

The ambiguous nature of the character also adds to it's "shitness" as no one in OUR known universe can truly relate to the character.

It's really too complex of an idea considering the host would likely be overwrought with schizophrenic like tendencies unless there was some inborn mechanism from the symbiont to shut-off memories or emotions when necessary.

But I also thought Terry Farrell was such a plain and dull actor for the part. It seemed like bad casting.

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