Voltron: Legendary Defender

I'm going to dump a bunch of fluff on this thread

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Best headcanon

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> Lidge/Pance

good taste op

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What if... this was the gay couple in Voltron?

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Hey guys, I still exist.

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What the fuck is that?

You're like the weakest iteration of Voltron so far. You couldn't even beat laser lizard.

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But who can we ship you with?

It's not my fault that I'm currently being piloted by this bunch of faggots.
I miss Zarkon.

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I read your memoir:

archiveofourown.org/works/7260145

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Post yfw pic related becomes canon

>giving Lance nail polish and girly eyelashes
>giving Pidge braces and freckles
Why?

I can't take 63 Lance seriously unless she's got big hoop earrings.

muh trans

Weenies.

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Gladiator Voltron Arc when?!

Why?

I'd rather have Thace be dad.

gotta love the mice

Endgame

They're a staple for trampy Latinas.

How Rule63 Pidge managed to keep his cool and cover living next to that for weeks, we may never know.

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Sauce?

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>Lidge is just Sheithfags trying to pass the pedo buck onto other characters

Fuck off, tumblr

I want to cup Keith's small and perky tits.

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What?

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Someone's just cranky a pairing she doesn't like is getting featured in this thread.

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Reposting an important poll from the last Voltron thread: strawpoll.me/11698312

An acknowledgement of fem!anons? That's not something I see every day

Who else would threadshit over Lance getting paired with anyone other than Keith?

Few threads back one dude admitted to shitposting because he didn't like Shiro beefcake.

But is he a Tevas or a Birkenstocks man? And how does he feel about docksiders?

Tevas man, docksiders for cooler weather and slightly dressier affairs.

That Sendak.

I want to snuggle him.

Babby Sendak is truly a gift.

some people don't like sluts

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Like Rule 63 Lance wouldn't be the type of girl who talks a big game but is secretly a virgin.

In general, girls don't talk about the amount of action they're getting. That would be like putting a big slut target on their back.

Are you a girl? I've known girls who were exactly like that in highschool, mostly with other girls. You never wanted to be the one person who didn't drink in a game of never have I ever. They tended to grow out of it by college though.

I am.
In general, you'd play your actual experience close to the vest. Too little and you're a prude, too much and you're a slut and there's usually at least one girl in your friend group ready to weaponize either.

Maybe it's a generational or a location thing? I was a highschool girl right before social media hit big and it wasn't nearly that Machiavellian. You usually left a bit up to implication though.

Could be. I'm sure religion played a lot into it too; the majority of us were Catholic.

What would change on the background , characgerization AND reception of the show, if the characters were gender swaped?

There would probably be less fanart. Lesbians aren't as appealing to the fujo crowd.

Shiro would get a heavily implied noncon backstory like every other strong female character in action media.

I mean, SU gets shittons of fan art

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It's also overt with the lesbian overtones and social justice.

63 Voltron would have to be overt with the lesbian overtones too to get as much fanart.

Shiro can't cook. OUTRAGE.

c..cute

They're probably Hunk's cookies. Shiro and Keith just came in to steal dough.

Shiro would never. Keith, though, is a sneaky shit and would probably steal dough to take it back to Shiro without telling him where he got it.

Raw cookie dough can make even the strongest person weak.

Weak from space salmonella.

I can't find that particular art cute. He looks fugly.

All Sendaks are beautiful.

He looks like the scraggliest kitten at the pound. Which is to say, adorable.

Shiro is so cute in this fanart with his smile and nudged cheek.

Has anyone ever actually gotten salmonella from cookie dough? I feel like it's something moms say so that they can keep the dough for themselves.

Now I want a fic where Keith and Shiro accidentally get space salmonella and Keith hides the fact he's sick as hell so he has an excuse to nurse his waifu Shiro back to health.

gotta love the lice

abcnews.go.com/US/eating-raw-cookie-dough-led-moms-death-son/story?id=26896037

Sounds cute. I'm down for anything with Shiro getting tlc, though.

Sounds more like a fluke than anything. I'll continue to take my chances.

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I'm excited for the Zarkon vs Thace custody battle next season.

Watch Keith be a totally normal, boring human with no connection to either of them.

good idea op

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Anything less than a multi season arc on who got Keith's hot mom pregnant with some added Lotor the unfavorite older half brother on the side is going to be a total disappointment at this rate.

Evil Voltron. Probably in season 3 or 4 Witch Hagaar will find some magic giant lions, turn them into Robeasts, and them fuse them together.

Or alternatively one massive lion. Like maybe the 5 are lionesses and she finds the 1 lion with its gigantic mane and everything. Just sleeping somewhere. While the others do all the work.

Yeah, we wouldn't want our giant robot porn to be gay or anything.