Will he ever make a comeback?
Will he ever make a comeback?
Justin Kelly
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Jaxson Cooper
weird I was thinking about him recently and looked him up on Wikipedia.
I got the impression he was doing just fine in life.
Camden Morales
He'll be the pedo in a Home Alone horror remake
Boom full circle
Colton Young
He already did. His cameo in that RLM Best Of The Worst was exquisite. So meta! So ironic! Very cool!
Brody Russell
i was also thinking about him for some reason, not op
Nathan Johnson
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What a wild ride this whole timeline is
Nathan Parker
>new Home Alone movie
>he's grown up and a depressed alcoholic
>lives alone and shitposts all day while playing Michael Jackson albums on repeat
>Harry and Marv show up to cheer him up
>it proves to be more difficult than anticipated
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Justin Foster
Gabriel Allen
He actually looks really good in those recent photos of him buying smokes
Pretty sure he has no interest in acting anymore
Brody Parker
Why did Mculky Culkin think he could cruise through life just from being "that kid from Home Alone"?
Levi Green
He already made his comeback
Matthew Thompson
He was abused like many child stars. It's not called Pedowood for nothing.
Gavin Ramirez
The Good Son is great though.
Thomas Anderson
He should get royalty from Christmas rerun of Home Alone every year, shouldn't he?
Camden Martin
Yeah great comeback
that fucking sucked
Bentley Ward
worked for frankie muniz
Benjamin Ward
He was right though. He's a millionaire that can do whatever he wants for the rest of his life.
What is he sprinkling on the pizza? Do Americans really do this?
Jeremiah Peterson
Would watch
Tyler Flores
I remember reading an interview with a friend of his, I think Lillard or Prinze Jr, and they said he really doesn't give a shit about Hollywood or making movies.
I'd probably be the same if I was a millionaire.
Brody Hernandez
His parents took all of his money.
Isaac Thompson
No, they tried to and he sued them and then his accountant was put in charge of his money until he turned 18 which at the time was $17 million.
He's estimated to be worth about $15 million now. Still estranged from his parents though.
Levi Long
...
Juan Garcia
What are you talking about? He's chad now
Matthew Martin
I really like these style of frames but they look like shit on me
Xavier Jenkins
Why is he wearing the funny eye glasses?
Dylan Martin
>Home Alone
>Kevin is now a depressed 30 something who lives alone
>he's an alchoholic and a recovering paranoid schizophrenic who, scarred by the traumas of his childhood, constantly believes someone is out to get him
>with medication and therapy he's got a lid on his condition
>When two new tennants move into his building, eerily reminiscent of earl and marv who terrorized him as a child though, he starts to slip into delusion
>he looks into it and earl and marv both died years ago from complications related to the injuries they sustained from his traps
>stops taking his medication, begins to hear voices, believes his neighbors are plotting against him
>pyschological thriller where you can't tell what's real and what isn't
>it comes to a head when a hurricane warning forces the building to evacuate, but Kevin refuses to leave
>left home alone, two men appear outside his apartment building on a dark and stormy christmas eve...
>donald trump makes a guest appearance as the owner of the building, says "ugh, not this kid again"
Grayson Stewart
This has something to do with pizzagate doesn't it, what is he trying to tell us
Charles Long
>"My family...is in Florida..."
>"...and I'm in... New York State Penitentiary?"
>*feverishly moves his eye brows up and down to suggest he will rape several people in prison*
Zachary Smith
good until the last line
just kinda shoehorned that joke in eh
Julian Lee
it makes sense in the context of home alone 2 though, not just a drumpf joke.
Hunter Martinez
8/10 would watch
Christopher Powell
>still no home alone reboot with Kevin as the clumsy burglar
Evan Stewart
Heh
Noah Rivera
Kino/10
Camden Morales
At least we are getting Home Alone: Horror Edition this year.
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Michael Edwards
see He was in Home Alone 2
John Rodriguez
Only if he comes on my back.
Dylan Miller
This would legit make bank and im not memeing at all
Levi Hall
if he just shaved that beard and cleaned up the hair, he'd probably look fine. he looks like a damn greaser. but whatever, it's his life.
Aiden Clark
Kinda miss the long hair desu.