Enterprise was the very best Star Trek series ever produced. It was Star Trek done right

No faggots
No feminism
No PC
Less technobabble
More realism
More character
Interesting aliens
Solid storytelling

Trektards hate it because it isn't gay enough.

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I actually enjoyed it. It was so-so in the beginning but started getting better. Could have easily went to season 10 with Klingons (real klingons) romulans etc.

Enterprise was the only post TOS Trek series that was good from the very beginning. Seasons 1-3 were the best. Season 4 was when the quality started to fade. Most all of the stinkers are in season 4. I'm actually glad it was canceled early. With Coto in charge, it would have quickly devolved into yet another woefully gay PC fest like tng... only suitable for faggots, sjw morons, cucks, and trannies, as it actually seemed to be moving in that direction.

Of course there were some good elements in season 4. It wasn't all bad. The Vulcan and Romulan arcs were good. But fuck that overrated fag Data as well as his fanbase. The Klingon/augment arc could have been 1000% better without his stupid face chewing up most of the scenery.

The finale was appalling, and the token black "inventor of the transporter" ep was major cringe.

Also, let's not forget "Bound", that retarded green Orion slut episode. You'd have to be a fat, ugly, pimply-faced, sex-starved, permavirgin fanboi to find either one of those talentless, pond scum-colored cunts even mildly attractive. And don't even get me started on the whole, "The slaves were really the masters all along" bullshit. The only thing good about it was the fact that Trip was immune to the effects of their smelly twats.

ENT did the VOY premise a million times more justice in a single season (Xindi arc, lost in the Expanse, ship is FUBAR, reality of the situation forces characters to compromise on their morals) than VOY managed in seven fucking years. it's a disgrace VOY got seven years handed to them for squandering their entire premise, and ENT got axed when it kept getting better with each season.

They have no valid reason to hate it beyond the fact that they refuse to admit that it was their collective butthurt babywhining that got Enterprise canceled, and irreparably damaged the entire franchise.

technobabble is trek though, the more the better the show is

Archer is best Captain.

Grabs borg and pulls out its borg tubes... commences killing it with his bare hands, even after Phlox warned him not to "let them touch you".

Archer is a real man... not a flaky faggot, a token gibsmedat, or self-entitled feminot like the rest of them.

IT'S BEEN A LONG ROAD

GETTIN' FROM THERE TO HERE

IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME BUT MY TIME IS FINALLY HERE

lel

AND I WILL SEE MY DREAMS COME ALIVE AT LAST

I WILL TOUCH THE SKY

AND THEY'RE NOT GONNA HOLD ME DOWN NO MORE

NO THEY'RE NOT GONNA CHANGE MY MIND

CAUSE I'VE GOT FAITH OF THE HEART

every fucking day with this shit. How desperate are you for replies that you have to defend a series that nobody watched?

>no pc
>the federation

imagine being this american

WHEN YOU'RE OWN YOUR OWN

speak for yourself

>no new IP
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
what a fucking loser

it's just me and OP. thanks for the bump

GOIN WHERE MY HEART WILL TAKE ME

I'VE GOT FAITH TO BELIEVE

I CAN DO ANYTHING

I'VE GOT STRENGTH OF THE SOUL

NO ONE'S GONNA BEND OR BREAK ME

I CAN REACH ANY STAR

I'VE GOT FAITH ... I'VE GOT FAITH

FAITH OF THE HEART

...

T'Pol a cute. CUTE!

All life is born from chaos. The world doesn’t always adhere to logic. Sometimes down is up. And Sometimes when you’re lost….you’re found.

>sometimes

ENT was garbage, and it was a surprise it received four seasons. ENT should be thankful that it will not go down as the worst Star Trek series thanks to STD.

triggered

Yeah it was so good it killed the franchise. Now they have to add even more of those things you hate to bring it back. Looks like you really won this round, user.

Argumentum ad populum is a logical fallacy, user

>hates things that are liberal
>likes star trek
Have you not watched Star Trek, OP? Did you not understand it? Are you retarded?

Leftism is a disease of the mind. Surely it will be eradicated long before the 22nd Century, because if it isn't, mankind will not survive.

Do you not understand that Star Trek is an impossible fantasy? Do you not understand how extremely vast the universe actually is?

I'm just saying that if you think that's the case, I don't know why you're a fan of Star Trek.

That's a vague question. Some aspects of it are possible, some are not.

>Less technobabble
>Solid storytelling
>More realism
>Interesting aliens
Time war
Xindi

Interstellar travel is just as impractical as the communist utopia you seem to imagine to be so desirable and attainable.

best star trek tng neckbeards can fuck off

when Enterprise haters say ds9 was good

Agreed. When the NX-01 was damaged, it stayed that way until it was repaired. When something happened to a character, it was dealt with, and not forgotten. When the situation became critical, there were no quick-fix magical solutions, etc.

Technobabble is nonsense used to cover either poor writing or a lack of technical knowledge and/or imagination.

Interstellar travel is impossible. Star Trek's anarcho-socialist utopia is largely made possible by unlimited energy and replicators; whether those are impossible is a matter of debate, though I'm inclined to say no.

Sit down and shut up, antifa. Terrorists have no right to an opinion.

Not antifa.

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here's Ron Moore with a inside special report on why you're wrong and should feel bad:

>How many space anomalies of the week can you really stomach? How many time paradoxes can you do? When I was studying the show, getting ready to work on it, I was watching the episodes, and the technobabble was just enervating; it was just soul sapping. Vast chunks of scenes would go by, and I had no idea what was going on. I write this stuff; I live this stuff. I do know the difference between the shields and the deflectors, and the ODN conduits and plasma tubes. If I can’t tell what’s going on, I know the audience has no idea what’s going on. Everyone will say the same thing. From the top down, you bring up this point, and everybody will say, ‘I am the biggest opponent of techno-babble. I hate technobabble. I am the one who is always saying, less technobabble.’ They all say that. None of them do it. I’ve always felt that you never impress the audience. The audience doesn’t sit there and go, ‘God damn, they know science. That is really cool. Look how they figured that out. Hey Edna! Come here. You want to see how Chakotay is going to figure this out. He’s onto this thing with the quantum tech particles; it’s really interesting. I don’t know how he is going to do it, but he is going to reroute something. Oh my God, he found the anti-protons!’ Who cares? Nobody watches STAR TREK for those scenes. The actors hate those scenes; the directors hate those scenes; and the writers hate those scenes. But it’s the easiest card to go to. It’s a lot easier to tech your way out of a situation than to really think your way out of a situation, or make it dramatic, or make the characters go through some kind of decision or crisis. It’s a lot easier if you can just plant one of them at a console and start banging on the thing, and flash some Okudagrams, and then come up with the magic solution that is going to make all this week’s problems go away.

desu I really liked the technobabble in that one TNG episode where wesley's classmate dies

I saw the first two seasons. was fun and interesting at best and I really liked the vibe and intro song.

has the best intro song
youtube.com/watch?v=uORfwJ0-SGM

seasons 3 and 4 are much better, but they fucked up the song

Babylon 5 made Star Trek look boring.
Battlestar Galactica made Star Trek look dated.

It's dead Jim. STD will kill it off for good.

One reason the intro music sounds different, outside of a few augments, is because UPN increased the playback speed of season 2 by around 5%, season 3 by around 10%, and season 4 by nearly 15%, all in order to put more ridiculous, hawking commercials into the hour, as if the show wasn't already rendered hard to watch by the excessive number of ads they squeezed into season 1.

If you have this series on dvd, or if you have copied them to a hard drive, you can use VLC to play them back at the proper speed:
Season 1 - 1.00x
Season 2 - 0.96x
Season 3 - 0.89x
Season 4 - 0.85x