Based Jon thread edition
/got/ general
Best and most fertile house passing through.
QUEEN OF LOVE AND BEAUTY
"When are you finishing The Winds of Winter?" says a disgruntled book reader. George replied, I'M WRITING...... the dullest franchise in the history of TV franchises. Seriously each episode following Daenerys and her wyvern pals as they fight assorted shitlords has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when GRRM agreed to D&D directing the series; he made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody. Just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for his books which he will never finish before dying of fat. The GoT series might be anti-Tolkien (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-fantasy series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "dies."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several hundred times. I was incredulous. GRRM's mind is so governed by cliches and literal shit metaphors that he has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of GoT by /lit/. They wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading GRRM at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go and post on Sup Forums." And they were quite right. They were not being ironic. When you read "GoT" you are, in fact, trained to be a Sup Forums poster.
Reminder that Littlefinger wasnt actually some mustachio twirlling villian mastermind. He was just using minipulation on Tully retardation to further his name.
He was actually rather retarded
What did the Mad King say when you stabbed him in the back?
Azor Petyr
How does Tywin Castamere the shit out of pic related
keep it mind it floats around and there are ninja shits all over the swamp
Kind of weird how bereft of cousins they are. Same for Baratheons. At least with Starks we know they had a relatively recent internal war for inheritance which may have been bloody, a tradition of sending spares to the Wall, and a tendency for other spares to take a cutesy alternative family name like Karstark, or Greystark. So it makes some sense. But there's no explanation for house Tully or Baratheon.
he doesn't
he just ignores it at leaves the disgusting frog people to remain in their squalor
riverlands were routinely at war and fucked from all sides until aegon
>not Tyrells
Fuck off
>In the name of the Seven Kingdoms, you're under arrest, Queen Daenerys.
>Are you threatening me, Ser?
>The small council will decide your fate.
>I AM the small council!
>Not yet.
>It's treason, then...
[Dany swoops across the table with a horrific dragon roar]
what if they made fun of his daddy
Both Tully and Baratheon were only made the main Houses of their region after Aegon's Conquest.
Starks, however, have been leaders for thousands of years.
Any other lolbertarian other than me watch this shit?
How come we never hear about House Velaryon and Celtigar committing incest?
Fishfags were around for a long time though. And even if they were a new house like Baratheons that's sill 300 years. More than enough time for another branch or two.
They don't care about keeping bloodlines that pure
What was the implication of this?
watchersonthewall.com
Hmmm just like ... BASED DAYNES.
Who /Jonerys/ here?
Men's assholes can't produce babies.
Because there's an entire continent full of people with Valyrian blood and they weren't retarded. The cities of Lys, Myr, Tyrosh, and Pentos are full of people who look Valyrian (they're rarer in Myr but still). They just went there to find wives. Targs just fucked their siblings because they were retarded.
Your post is almost funny.
Me but seriously what a shitty fanart is that lmao
Would Catelyn have let Jaime go to save Jon Snow?
>8000 years of economic stagnation
Why even bother trying to make sense of this stuff? Do they think George has reasons rooted in reality for all this shit? He's not *that* good of a writer, and it's still fantasy.
aaggghhh...
A trader from Qarth told me that dragons come from the moon. He told me the moon was an egg, Khaleesi. That once there were two moons in the sky but one wandered too close to the sun and it cracked from the heat. Out of it poured a thousand thousand dragons and they drank the suns fire.
Brian isn't so bad. Dan, David, and Dave are the real fucking menace. Money grubbing Jews.
Choose your Nikolaj.
2015
She'd probably kill Jon Snow to save Jaime, what a dumb question
I'm trying to use different ones when I post, this isn't one of the better ones that's for sure
nice meem
Do you think GRRM ranted about tax policies and how he's better than Tolkien while Shae sucked his little fat hidden cock?
No. It is known she was terrified of his descendants contesting with hers down the line. She couldn't even love a poor motherless little boy.
Men who are in the closet can't make kids either
Post best bad fanart
Then why fid the Valyrians still fuck their siblings when there were thousands of Valyrians in Valyria?
How does he only get better looking? I'll take 'em all off your hands.
Missandei is cute, CUTE~!
How is he so cute with that nose?
Have some good fanart user.
>save Jon Snow
She would've commited suicide if she was in danger and only way out was to help him.
He has aged really good in 20 years
Are those skyrim dragons?
I like a distinct nose on a man. Projects power and his face is so perfect otherwise his nose gives him character and I like it.
Would you suck his dick?
I would.
>implying DABID didn't steal the dragon models from skyrim for Drogon and company
How come he can't project even a little bit of affection for her? I always thought they were both bad actors but she was worse. Now I'm changing my mind. I think Kit is worse. I realize northern people aren't known for overt emotions but you have to give the audience something. Boat sex was weird because of that fact.
thanks doc
It looks like it. Nice catch.
They both are terrible actors, but the worst crime is that they have negative chemistry. I don't have anything in particular against the pairing but it comes off as forced.
The only time he's shown real affection for anyone on the screen (friendly, romantic, or otherwise) was with people he's good friends with in real life (Sam and Sansa) or was in a relationship with (Ygritte).
He needs some more acting classes on emoting properly.
Ghost is still alive?
Oh fuck yeah. I used to think incest was bad until he did it. Now I do it all the time and think it's right because he's so cool and dreamy.
Did they ever name everyone that was in the Renly's Rainbow Gaurd?
Yes.
You should stop posting the dullest copypasta in the history of copypastas. Seriously each thread about the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains is now indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy rhetoric, the pasta’s only consistency has been its lack of humor and ineffective use of repetition, all to make trolling unfunny, to make shitposting seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when anons vetoed the idea of using a different image each time: they made sure the pasta would never be remixed or worked upon? just ridiculously profitable cross-thread pandering for (You)s. The Harry Potter copypasta might be anti-kino (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-Banepost in its refusal of innovation, applicability and funniness. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>b-but it's board culture though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the pasta is terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time it is posted, the user merely changes the first sentence. I began marking on the back of an envelope every time this was the only attempt made to contextualize it to the topic of the thread. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Sup Forums's mind is so governed by cliches and stale memes that it has no other style of shitposting. Later I read a lavish, loving review of the Harry Potter copypasta by a Redditor. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these anons are shitposting about Harry Potter on Sup Forums, then when they get older they will go on to make memes on Reddit. And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you use the "Harry Potter" copypasta you are, in fact, being trained to make Reddit memes.
So I see we are all in agreement he sucks. Him and Emilia are young they have time to improve and I will give there stuff in the future chances. Emilia needs a new agent or something because I don't ever look a movie she is in and think
>I will give it a chance
He died of grief shortly after his master Sam left him to go study at the Citadel.
Yes, you can look it up if you want but honestly it makes no impact on the story. Brienne the Blue and Loras the Rainbow*
*No seriously. The gay king made a Rainbow Guard and his gay lover was the rainbow knight.
something something >taxpolicy
Fucking George. Every time.
Now I'm not saying that Momoa and the actors for Daario and Ygritte were great actors but they seemed believable and it somehow worked with their limited acting skills. Kit and Emilia combined are just a charisma void.
I agree. She was over doing it with the googley eyes and he was under doing it and there performances never met on any level. Which how can you not have charisma with your real life friend? Sophie and Masie do it no problem and they aren't the greatest actresses either.
> I will give it a chance
I'm sure they are yearning for your approval
BOW YA SHITS
>be a successful writer
>only date ugly feminists that cuck you
why did he do it?
Kit looks like young George. How did I miss that? Woah.
>the rightful and perfect queen & king to rule westeros together :)
Why is there a guy vacuuming the lawn and a TV channel off the air?
how are they going to do that with her dead?
Don't make fun of Darry they are the only non retarded house in the riverlands because they know who there betters are.
>As I read, I noticed that every time it is posted, the user merely changes the first sentence.
>doesn't change Harry Potter to ASoIaF
G O T T E R Y
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Why did they bash manlets in late episodes?
>baneposting not funny
HEAD, NICE AND HOT
My Queen until my dying breath
> anti-Banepost in its refusal of innovation, applicability and funniness.
READING COMPREHENSION
NICE AND NON EXISTENT
What are the best and worst YouTube review/theory channels?
Because D&D think Kit and Jon are too perfect outside of height and so they make fun of that and give Jon a small dick
how is jon a valyrian if he has blacked hair and eyes
Sorry user I have a bad headache
>She and Alla played a kissing game sometimes, she confessed, but it wasn't the same as kissing a man, much less a king. Sansa wondered what Megga would think about kissing the Hound, as she had. He'd come to her the night of the battle stinking of wine and blood. He kissed me and threatened to kill me, and made me sing him a song
What did GRRM mean by this?
Targ genetics are weak af, that's why Targs inbred for 300 years.
Drain the swamp. Not everything has to be about drowning babies.
yeah but laura stark had brown hair di'n she
brown + white == black???
Who is Laura Stark
>Drain the swamp
fuk off pol
john snow's mother, allegedly
Best is CivilizationX
Worst is Order of The Green Hand
Sorry I just realized I had posted the wrong picture guys
The Crannogmen are sending people that have lots of problems, and they are bringing those problems to us. They are bringing drugs, and bringing crime, and their rapists.
>implying George would kill off his self insert or his self insert's waifu that happens to further his incest fetish
Really is joggin the noggin user
WE WILL BUILD A (new) WALL
AND WE WILL MAKE HOUSE REED PAY FOR IT
But Arya's supposed to be his self insert's waifu. Even had a love triangle with his other self insert being all jelly and murderous over it
It's not like GRRM cast the show or knew Kit was going to grow his hair and beard out like that. Jon is clean shaven in the books afaik, I don't get this meme that he's GRRM's self-insert.
>weak
>BLEACHED salty dornigger genes multiple times
Nah
Why does everyone hate the order of the green hand? They are like every other autist theorist