"How do I know I can trust you?"

>"How do I know I can trust you?"
>"You cant !"

>"How do I know I can trust you"
>"Because I'm all you've got"

>trope thread
>no original posts

>"We are outnumbered!"
>"Then god help us.."

>main character unsatisfied with life until his parents die and he has to go on a grand adventure

>how do you get dubs?
>watch this

I thought it was "you don't"...

>And remember do not trust anyone.

In my experience, I've found a way to dubs heart is with a finger in the bum

Pathetic.

>I always get dubs

We need to convince him, and by "convince" i mean kill *huehue*

>watching anime
>flashback to character's childhood
>character in his childhood is literally just a shorter version of current himself with the same clotches, haircut and so on. The only difference is bigger eyes

You can't trust Melanie, but you can always trust Melanie to be Melanie

>watching anime
>>>

> hero with a gunshot wound goes to a veterinarian after midnight. the vet surgically removes the bullet and treats the wound perfectly because "humans are almost the same as animals"

>"I'm no hero"
>is the hero
FUCK YOU

anime is still a tv show, soooooooooooooo

>main character gets shot 30 minutes into the movie
>spends the rest of the movie limping around with blood stained clothing looking miserable and using a gruff voice

> "You need to keep the wound clean!"
Hero splashes Vodka/Whiskey over the wound once and puts the old bandage over it again.
The wound is clean for the rest of the movie now.

like this

>t.newfag
watch this
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>character gets shot in the leg
>bleeds out in seconds

Chuck off you kafkaesque piece of sneed.

>dumb white Americans elects a president
>is a failure and a racist

This is some of the most aggrevating moments for me
>Infected wound
>Tear shirt and apply whisky
>Let's roll
>mfw

Catch deez singles ouside

What does "You can't!" imply though? On one hand it could mean that the person can't know if he can trust him or not, and the other it could mean that "You can't trust me!"
English isnt my first lang

Let it be known

dubs were attained

you know most of us are just here for a laugh but you literally can't help try and drag the discussion into the dirt with your shitty bait

>newshit replied

>"Why should I trust you?"
>"Why should I trust YOU?"

>musical score clashes with Lovecraftian visuals

>"Is he always like this?"
>"It's... complicated."

You don't go looking for dubs, dubs finds you

>protagonist holds one of the antagonist's henchmen at gunpoint
>makes him reveal the antagonist's master plan
>protagonist reveals later that the gun is not loaded and the clip is empty

I always wanted to see this subverted using a character with mind control powers like Killgrave from Jessica Jones:

>How do I know I can trust you?
>You do!

>"She grew up with five dogs".

>antagonist points a gun at some goony and demands answers
>goony asks if he'll tell him he'll let him go
>antagonist says "couldn't hurt your chances"
>gets the information, kills him anyway

>Do you even know what you're doing?!
>Not a clue!

what did he mean by that

>clip

time to show you guys how it's done

pfff. This is how ya do it kiddo

>What about plan B?
>That was plan B!

>His scores are off the scale
>His not ready

>and your OTHER plan B

>character points a gun at the protagonist
>walks right up to within arm's reach of the protagonist and gets disarmed, shot with own gun

>What about plan C?
>What's plan C?
>CHECK!

>How can I know it won't blow up?
>I guess you can't

>Can you crack this thing
>Sure, but it will take a while
>How long?
>10 minutes
>you have 5

>it's ok, my step father is a policeman, I can call him

>How long?
>30 minutes
>You have 15.
>Come to think of it I might be able to get it done in 10.
>You have 5.

>Hey, can you hack this?
>Ofcourse I can... I designed it.

>just kidding, it's already done
>too late, RUN!

>wait, can you hear that
>no
>exactly

>"are you gonna be ok?"
>*takes a swig of the alcohol*
>"shut up, lets go"

>oh no they're hacking us!
>rapidly clicks random keys on the keyboard
>they broke the firewalls! hurry!
>boss man pulls out the power cord

>you idiot! That's the power to the monitor.

>"We'll run out shooting, just like Butch and Sundance!"
>"Wait, didn't Butch and Sundance die at the end?"

It is a subtle look at just what trust means. In order to trust in something you need to have faith in something that you believe and for something to be considered faith it can not be completely proven or disproven you have to "believe". So there is no way for you to prove that you can truly trust someone because in doing so it would no longer be based on faith and therefore no longer be trust. There is no reason to trust someone if there is no chance that they will not fail you.

>characters playing videogames
>both holding playstation controllers
>bing bing wahoo sounds in the background
>halo single player campaign on the screen

>genre savvy protagonist

Whenever I see a white woman with a dog I think KNOTTED
Fuck the memes.

what memes? white women crave the BIG RED ROCKET

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