Weird Al Yankovic, John Stamos, Finn Wolfhard to star in Willy Wonka Hollywood Bowl concert

ew.com/theater/2017/09/19/weird-al-john-stamos-finn-wolfhard-to-star-in-willy-wonka-concert/

>Charlie
>white
Why is this allowed?

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>concert
What?

Why is tommy vercetti performing at the Superbowl?

An event where people play music on a stage

Keep his head down, helps people forget

I'm sick of Finn Tryhard already

it's weird seeing that ratfaced kid equated to such stars as strange al and that guy on the left

No one cares, stop making this thread

Finn Wolfhard is the only relevant people in the cast

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> jewish

shitting on dahls legacy

Anything Finn Wolfhard touches is kino

But Willy Wonka are books/movies not a music group.

It'd be something like thisyoutube.com/watch?v=_Uig8wbK7c8

John Stamos is Greek

that looks awful

>Finn
>White

(((Okie dokie)))

wow.....

Oh fuck Dahl, the Willy Wonka and Chocolate Factory is a much much better film than the book and all he did was crap on it.

>Dahl disowned the film, the script of which was partially rewritten by David Seltzer after Dahl failed to meet deadlines. Dahl said he was "disappointed" because "he thought it placed too much emphasis on Willy Wonka and not enough on Charlie", as well as the casting of Gene Wilder instead of Spike Milligan.[23] Dahl was also "infuriated" by the deviations in the plot Seltzer devised in his draft of the screenplay, including the conversion of Slugworth, a minor character in the book, into a spy (so that the movie could have a villain) and the "fizzy lifting drinks" scene along with music other than the original Oompa Loompa compositions (including "Pure Imagination" and "The Candy Man"), and the ending dialogue for the movie.[24] In 1996, Dahl's second wife Felicity commented on her husband's objections towards the film saying "they always want to change a book's storyline. What makes Hollywood think children want the endings changed for a film, when they accept it in a book?

>Hating on Pure Imagination and The Candy Man
>implying Wilder didn't own that role
>Being so autistic that you think a film should be totally accurate to the novel

Finn Wolfhard is like the whitest name you could find
>Finn is derived from Irish, meaning "white" or "fair".
>The name Wolfhard is pronounced as WUHLFHH-RD †. Wolfhard's language of origin is Germanic and it is predominantly used in German. It is a two-element name derived from wulf and hart with the meanings 'wolf' and 'brave, hardy' respectively. The name was borne by Saint Wolfhard of Augsburg

>posthumous virtue signalling

You tell him goyim! that nose is British
The lips are Italian, the eyes are German and the curly hair is French
He's WHITE you guys!

>In 2016, The Forward, a Jewish newspaper, posted a series of anti-Semitic quotes attributed to Dahl, including, "there is a trait in the Jewish character that does provoke animosity."

A neo-nazi playing Charlie, perfect

>A neo-nazi playing Charlie

Wait...Do you think 'neo' means 1/3rd Jewish?

Who's that lady between Stamos and Weird Al?

Why are there so many songs about rainbows
And what's on the other side
Rainbows are visions
But only illusions
And rainbows have nothing to hide

So we've been told
And some choose to believe it
I know they're wrong, wait and see
Some day we'll find it
The rainbow connection
The lovers, the dreamers, and me

Who said that every wish
Would be heard and answered
When wished on the morning star
Somebody thought of that
And someone believed it
And look what it's done so far

What's so amazing
That keeps us stargazing
And what do we think we might see
Someday we'll find it
The rainbow connection
The lovers, the dreamers, and me

All of us under its spell, we know that it's probably magic

Have you been half asleep?
And have you heard voices?
I've heard them calling my name
Is this the sweet sound
That called the young sailors?
The voice might be one in the same

I've heard it too many times to ignore it
It's something that I'm supposed to be
Someday we'll find it
The rainbow connection
The lovers, the dreamers and me

La da da di da da dum da duh da da dum di da ohhh

Millie Bobby Brown

Finn is a good catholic boy

>acting
>directing
>music
Is there anything he can't do?

Who happens to have a heaping helping of Jewish blood running through his (((Catholic))) veins.

That only makes it better

If by 'better' you mean 'non-white', then yeah. He is very much that.

Wow what an ass

Being french, german and canadian makes him 100% white as far as anyone concern

>snow niggers
>white
kek

If they ever make another Chocolate Factory movie they should get Finn to play Charlie too, kid's perfeect

nothing

Snow nigger is russian

dude look at his hair look at his nose look at his skin he is a jew through and through

That's not how a jew look

Finn is releasing an EP later this year with his band

If you are taught to be a Jew, you can just convert.
If you are born a Jew, there is no saving you.

Luckily he's neither of those