Are you #Pure4Trump?

You've heard of No-Fap November, but are you ready to take the ultimate challenge for your country? Introducing the #Pure4Trump challenge. To participate, simply abstain from pornography and masturbation until you've arrived at a polling place and filled out a ballot for DONALD J TRUMP. Not only will you fighting the eternal globalist at the polls, you'll be working to take down the Jewish pornography industry and its genocidal plot against the white birth rate.

Benefits of staying #Pure4Trump:
>Restoration of natural hormone levels
>HIGH ENERGY
>Increased attractiveness to the opposite sex
>Increased productivity at your job, school or business
>Decalcification of the pineal gland
>Higher quality memes
>More time to campaign against Hillary

>Q: I usually masturbate to cartoons. Can I participate?
Yes! Just delete your hentai folder and any other (((influences))) that tempt your hands to wander. Your waifu deserves better than to be raped by faceless Japanese men.

>Q: I'm from Argentina. Does #Pure4Trump help me?
Yes. Even if you can't vote for Trump yourself, you can lend your meme energy to his victory this November. Remember, the globalist Jew's plan leads to the destruction of all nations and races.

>Q: Will #Pure4Trump help me get gf?
Absolutely! If you start now, your testosterone levels will be so high by Election Day that you'll be struggling to keep qt3.14159s from jumping you at the polling place.

This November, let's all come together to make America great again!

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Am I still pure if I had a bunch of unprotected sex with a ftm tranny last weekend??

Oh my God this is funny.

Take responsibility!

Did you take responsibility?

Irresponsible tbqh

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What is this from, for science reasons

You say "science" but we all know you want to put your hard adult dick into this defenseless cartoon child. For shame!

If that's a child then call me Mad Thad

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I have already half heartedly begun

>thinking about all the memergy that will be harnessed from this

I don't know.... it sounds like it'll be long. And hard. And I don't know if I can't jack off for 2 months......

WE HAD THE SAME THREAD YESTERDAY

Sad!

I'm in let me just masturbate oneee more timeeee

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Giving or receiving?

Best thread of the day.

I'm in OP!
>tfw porn is destroying my sex life with my wife
>tfw she caught me playing with my dick this morning in bed as she was leaving for work

>mfw australian

I don't think I can do it. My waifu is just begging to be filled with semen.

You're waifu is a dirty little slut.

This anime reminds me of well me when i was in high school. I wanted a lot positive attention and really wanted to be popular instead i ended up being just like Tomoko Kuroki. Anyways do you guys have more sexy pictures of Tomoko Kuroki?

>"she caught me"

Obviously she didn't catch you playing with your balls since you have none.

You're supposed to be a man. That means you play with your dick if you want. If you abstain it's to harness your energy, not because a fucking female disapproves. And if your wife is there when you decide to whip it out, she offers to help. Otherwise why the fuck are paying the bills?

Fuck me what happened to America???

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Tomoko is pure waifu material

>Pure
Get out Puritan.

Puritans built this country, you get out.

This is what the doujin jew does to your brain.

Don't you dare say Japs and Jews are in cahoots.

Wait.. They're both 4 letter words that start with J...

Go back to Iran.

>This is what faggots literally believe.

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Thanks for Correcting The Record!
2 cents has been deposited into your account.

Extra dank picture friendo!

>not #Fap4Trump
>not releasing your pro-Trump orgones into the atmosphere every night to subliminally increase support among fence-sitters
Ride the tiger, plebs.

That's it? You degenerates need to be introduced to #NoWanks

>Fooling yourself into believing that masturbation is the cause of your lowered testosterone, quality of life, or work ethic

I've fapped at least 4 times a day since it's discovering when I was in elementary and I see nothing but advantages from it when I look at the emasculated sacks of estrogen around me.

Goddamn it, now I want to try the no fap thing.

please do not associate the yukiho with degenerate behavior

also I've masturbated twice today, once at work. how do I /willpower/

Who pays for porn though?

also most of my porn is drawings from amateurs on pervert websites and Japan, no Jews involved.

That aside, nofap is bullshit and you're an idiot for believing in it. Instead of doing nofap do the pushup challenge or walk/jog every day or just join a fucking gym. Same exact benefits except you know, they're real

commercials and advertisements are a jew invention.

sriracha has done perfectly well with a good sauce and word of mouth.

>commercials and advertisements are a jew invention.
AdBlock Plus, and porn Tumblrs and Exhentai have no ads by default.

Importing hardcore pornography, especially of minors, is a violation of federal law.

can I fap inside the booth?

No, it's not. Unless you're using a proxy and posting from some 1984-esque shithole. In America I can jack it to my drawings in the safety of my own home as much as I please.

Tumbler pls go

Wrong, criminal scum.
law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/1462

I stopped wanking frequently in March, but that was too much so gave in after two months. Since then I decided to just do it twice a week

The worst kind of tranny.

>>Increased attractiveness to the opposite sex
Source?

His ass

Disgusting and degenerate.

This, it would be like doing cocaine at a Trump rally.

For some reason I assumed you were dumb enough to imply watching stuff on the internet was illegal importation

You didn't even read it, did you? Receiving hardcore pornography over the Internet, an interactive computer service and a means of interstate commerce, is illegal whether or not the material comes from outside the United States. Ignorance of the law is no excuse for disgusting criminal acts!

I masturbste to Trump so this really isn't going to work out for me.

>Ignorance of the law is no excuse for disgusting criminal acts!
Except for tax evasion, which this is not. A lot of sex criminals are in for a rude awakening when we get a law-enforcing administration.

I did way more skimming on this subject than I'd like to admit and I want to kill myself over all the vague ass legal jargon that seems 110% subjective and arbitrary.

However, ur wrong.
Hardcore as in penis in vagoo and other acts aren't necessarily illegal to watch or distribute, it's when these acts fit the "Miller test" of obscenity that determines legality. If it's obscene it's illegal. Obscenity is different from hardcore shit, it's basically based on what the local, contemporary, community you live in find offensive AND if any reasonable adult in the nation could easily tell it has no scientific/artistic etc. merit. Given that I live around several hotels where the worst shit gets watched on Pay-Per-View ever night I think I'm safe.

I really can't emphasize enough how bullshit this is though, not just because certain porn that's not straight up CP/snuff can be illegal if you happen to visit Kentucky or something but because it's all so fucking vague and flimsy. Fuck the legal system sometimes.

tl;dr It's possible but extremely unlikely to go to jail for this.

>implying any community doesn't find sex with children offensive
Enjoy lecturing a jury about the detailed shading and clever use of perspective.

but I straight up said that CP(and snuff) is the only obviously illegal as fuck porn to look at.

>also most of my porn is drawings from amateurs on pervert websites and Japan, no Jews involved.
This sounds like you are fapping to hentai, the vast majority of which is drawings of underage highschool girls.

Meh, everything I fap to has tits and I can't statutory rape a cartoon so fuck whatever kinda community I'm in if this is obscene by their standards.

As much as I love anime, there are just some instances where I look at the people around me who are into anime and I just want to be as far away from them as possible.

I haven't masturbated in about three weeks now, and instead I have been going to the gym two to three hours. Hope I can make it.
Tomoko is for pure you disgusting burger.
You better not post more inapropiate images or talk that way again, I will find you with my taco locators, and personally skin you alive while you watch with me a mexican novela and enjoy a narco corrido, all while I carefully explain you why you should never do this again, plucking out every single one of your fingers with my personal favorite beheader chainsaw, "La Virgen Maria", so you better not dare to ever talk that way or even have a simple thought regarding anything lewd about the absolute perfection Tomoko Kuroki.

>Anyways do you guys have more sexy pictures of Tomoko Kuroki?
Google disgusting girls etcetc

If she was real I'd probably make fun of her in class and such

I thought Sup Forums was against degeneracy, what's with all these pedo cartoons?

Exactly. We need a real opposition to weeaboos; Anti-anime sentiment has been growing but has not come to fruition.

Kuro is a real semen demon. Whenever I see her I get hard and can't do anything but fap. Not even the best 3d girls have this power over me

that is legal

If Tomoko ever actually had sex with a real person, she would find it unpleasant, painful, and regrettable. She would close herself off emotionally and start avoiding people even more.

Exactly. So in order to please literal perfection, the relationship should be slow. She is going to want it in a lot of points, but you gotta man up and give it time, once she is ready to take it, it would need a lot patience, to be slow, lube, and some extensive foreplay before. You go centimeter by centimeter slow, and avoid making her feel pain, make sure she actually enjoys it before picking up the pace. After finishing, it did be necesary to cuddle and compliment her all along.

I can't even plan that far ahead. Just holding her hand on a cool autumn day is more than I could ever hope for. Could you ever really put your pena in her, mexibro? I think she's too pure for that.

Tomoko a cute

Donald is just Kanye but white.

Tomoko a shit

What do Tomoko's feet smell like?