Finally watched this. It was very enjoyable, solid 8/10. Although like most origin movies...

Finally watched this. It was very enjoyable, solid 8/10. Although like most origin movies, the first half is always immeasurably better than the second half. I don't want prolonged fight scenes with superpowered beings, I want Wondy being cute and quirky in London. Also my goodness was Gal Gadot beautiful in this. Absolutely adorable, would wife.

Is this bait?

Why would you say that

Good goy.

>I want Wondy being cute and quirky in London. Also my goodness was Gal Gadot beautiful in this. Absolutely adorable, would wife.
Literally this.

why would you say that?

Is this it then? I can't talk about this movie or actor here because she's a Jew? Fucking morons.

Gal "Rip the spine out of Palestine" Gadot
Gal "Unleash the scarabs on the Arabs" Gadot
Gal "Hummus over Hamas" Gadot
Gal "Bring the whip to the Gaza Strip" Gadot
Gal "Fire at will at the Palestine shill" Gadot
Gal "My ma and pa don't worship Allah" Gadot
Gal "I always yearn for Gaza to burn" Gadot
Gal "Muslims in caves will be sent to their graves" Gadot

She is literally perfect

Weak 7/10, GotG did everything better.

Literally subhuman

Agreed w/ your review OP, especially first half/cute shit being better. Ok film, pretty good movie, but a great flick.

You have a webm of someone you hate on your computer and at the ready? Sad!

Should have chose a real woman for the role.

GotG is nothing like Wonder Woman, what are you even talking about?

Given that the movie has so much emphasis on languages, with multiple scenes focusing on who speaks what language and why, it's really weird how the Germans are depicted as speaking English, with campy fake German accents.

>ywn be her steve trevor

GotG and WW being capeshit movies and the former succeeding in being a good one.

>tfw she still loves Steve 100 years later

;_;

neither will he, she'll get lonely eventually

;_; jdimsatbh

It was actually a good movie despite what the disney shills say. This and BvS ultimate cut are gonna save DC.

lads...

I was actually really sad that Steve died. They had great chemistry on screen, and usually they don't kill the main man like that at the end. But when you think about it, she's immortal, and he isn't, so eventually he would die and her heart would break anyway.

>tfw she couldn't hear him say goodbye and I love you because the explosion fucked her hearing

(((bait)))?

who is that?
she's got some nice glasses anyhow

Poor Steve...

Just further proof that they're related to Neanderthals

just started the stream and jesus christ this opening voiceover, how did this get to the final edit?
i might not last much longer

>I'm tired user, let's go back and cuddle.

fuckin' grin and bear it you shit, its not like these kid of movies are going anywhere anytime soon

Oh my god, I'm literally in love bros :3

Make sure you browse and post while you "watch," then you shitpost about how bad it was for months to come

If you invert everyone's sentiments, Sup Forums makes a hell of a lot more sense.

Wondy would never betray Steve's love. She's the purest waifu

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I think it would've made more sense that Diana was tracking Clark down and falling in love with him. He's an outcast like her. It would be pretty nice love triangle too of Diana begging for Clark's love while only getting Bruce's but she rejects Bruce out of fear of losing him aswell. I mean it makes more sense for her to fall for another being just as indestructible as her.

Please watch it until the last act. That entire final battle was one of the worst things I've ever fucking seen

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posting my webms

n-no! bruce get away from her!!!

rather fuck bens chin than her mouth

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DC's push for the Superman/Wonder Woman romance failed hard in the comics despite their numerous attempts. While everyone still talk about the old cartoon's banter and flirting between Batman and Wonder Woman.

So they're obviously going with what's popular to with the casuals.

you're a fucking beta male if you like the first half, we got about almost instantly that she was a naive autist, it wasn't necessary to drag it on that much. Most of the first half is to please the female audience and the beta males.

What does being a beta male have to do with this? When you've seen 100 fucking action movies you've seen them all. You know what we don't get a lot of? Superheroes doing every cutesy shit. It has nothing to do with masculinity you LARPing faggot it has to do with wanting more variety in entertainment.

Yeah I'm not saying she ends up with Clark. Only that she seeks Clark (the ultimate Chad) but ends up with Bruce instead after Clark rejects her in favor of his own human love. Then she starts paying more and more attention to Bruce who requires her nurturing not to fall again. You know sometimes the better love stories are those who aren't supposed to happen but happens anyways due to human desire for a mate.

People generally dislike the Superman and Wonder Woman thing precisely because of the whole two indestructible gods getting together thing, mostly because when it happens is all about that and nothing else.

It makes both characters look a bit narcissistic. Shit like Injustice certainly doesn't help.

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But then that would be like every other attempt at SM/WW where Wonder Woman comes off as a shallow and prejudiced stalker who wants Superman companionship because of his super-powers, and not so much his personality, because she can only respect potential mates who're as godly or, as most of cases, more godly than her, and can't wait for Lois to drop of the map so Superman'll finally be able to pay some attention to her.

That shit always makes Wonder Woman look bad. DC's writers always turn her into Maxima when they pull that shit.

So what's wrong with that? She's not Rey from TFA. She can be human. It makes sense after Steve's death that she grows bitter on human mortality and instead seeks someone that will be with her and who can understand her isolation. But of course Clark staying with Lois makes her remember her own bond to Steve and realizes she'll have to come to terms with what humans are. And she turns to Bruce because he needs someone like her "to make him an honest man again".

I don't know I think there should've been a scene in BvS where Clark and Diana are speaking. Maybe start the film with Clark wanting to recruit her as the second member of Justice League.

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why is jewess tongue so seductive bros?

>she will never be my girlfriend

Ignoring the whole thing about Wonder Woman wanting a potentially immortal dude because immortality and nothing else, which is a bit shallow, the reason they didn't went with this is because the movie was full of POTTERY.

Since MoS they've been pushing for the idea of the power of couples being super important for man and, of course, woman's mental healthy, as well the general society by extension. You had Jor & Lara coming together to try and create a better future for Krypton, John & Marta coming together to raise Clark so he'd grow up to create find his destiny and hopefully that mean something good for the world, and Clark & Lois coming together to save the planet from the bad kryptionians. Basically the power of love-sex being the thing that moves the plot forward and helps good guys win against the sexless baby-love-making hating bad guys.
Then in BvS you had the same deal with Clark & Lois and John & Martha with the whole ghost dad talk and "you're my world" thing, which is also linked to Thomas & Martha Wayne in a way due to both Clark and Bruce attempting to fill their dad's void. So since the movie had all these things about couples and how important they're and Bruce is, of course, single in the movie they went and introduced Wonder Woman so that by the end you've a kind of happy ending with Bruce having his own lady in Wonder Woman with who he can draw strength to go on to better protect the world.

So i guess that's why they didn't pursuit a love triangle with Wonder Woman in the movie. The pairing shit was more important to them thematically.

She's really hot man. Those long legs, perfect frame, cute as a button face. Long dark hair. Fuck!!!

do you happen to comment on pornhub?

Sometimes I'll comment ironically, stuff like,
>I CUM

kek

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