How the fuck do I get a Green card in the US and eventually become the citizen legally?

How the fuck do I get a Green card in the US and eventually become the citizen legally?
I'm not a minority.
I'm an adult.
I have no contact with my US family.
I'm not a religious worker.
Even if they hire me to do some job in the US there is no fucking way one employer will hire me for 5 years +.
What the fuck?

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I'm reading this bullshit PDF and it seems that coming to the US illegally and waiting for amnesty is way easier than to fulfill all these impossible criteria.

If you're a woman, marry some chump for a greencard and go from there.
If not, quit being a pussy and talk to your family members in the US.

I have no contact with them. Once they left Poland they said our family to basically fuck off.
Also, I'm a boy.

You can't. I remember two people from high school in England tried for 7 to 9 months to get a visa and couldn't, they ended up going to Australia.

>I'm not a minority

Thats why you cant get in

Get work on a US cruise ship or become a blackjack dealer for a US casino. Once you get here you can work towards citizenship or buy false identification on the black market.

>buy false identification on the black market.
Nobody checks that? What if I randomly get stopped by the police? What If I won't know how to act in front of a policeman and he will shoot me?

Yeah, it's a last resort to get employment. Try for legal citizenship first or just get a work visa.

I mean what can legal citizens do that foreign workers can't? Vote, own a firearm (legally), that's pretty much it.

Every casino I go to is full of you dirty foreigners working all the table games.

>I mean what can legal citizens do that foreign workers can't?
Go wherever the fuck they want without a VISA?

Once you're in America why would you want to go anywhere else? Seriously, I live here and every vacation I WANT to go on is in the United States.

Maybe in 20 years I'd want to go to Singapore or something.

go to mexico first, get a tan
then cross border

voila, citizenship acquired

Won't they ban me from becoming a legal US citizen forever once I get caught and kicked out?

>Once you're in America why would you want to go anywhere else?
Because the World is a beautiful and interesting place. I want to see shit before I die. I want my babies to be US citizens to have better start in life.

just go to a sanctuary city
call everyone, who doesn't believe you're Juan Rodriguez, a racist

Start talking online to usa women,build the relationship,go there and meet,fuck her the convince her to marry you for a v12 visa,or just save now,get to.the usa and work a cash in hand job somewhere,stay with like minded people and then after a few years just apply for a green card

Well if that's all you want than do what the illegals do. Come to America, have your babies born here, then work construction 12 hours a day 7 days a week. At least your kids will have a better life.

I don't want to work construction. I have higher education and leftist US Universities don't honor my degree. They say it's shit because I got it in Poland.
Can I open a company in US and hire Americans legally? Apparently you can apply for a Green card if you have a company operating in the US.

Will Americans agree to work for a Pole?

Did you ever think of just coming here for "vacation" and staying.

Then I will become an illegal immigrant. I can still get banned from US for that.

no more foreigners. stay the fuck out.

Fucking Mexicans. Why can't you understand. I want to become a legal US citizen.

I heard that they stopped allowing Poles in with the VISA waver. This is cause that 1 million Poles went to the USA the moment communism collapsed. So they had to shut it down? Is this true?

just

Yes, Bush and Obama promised to give us VISA free movement and in the end we got JACK SHIT!

US embassy.
6-7 years is the fastest route
Good luck!

Poles are the biggest immigrant group in Europe. But they are spread out. I can imagine all of them, and half of Poland moving to Chicago, even as illegal aliens if they could?

Do I have to come prepared or will they tell me more or less what I should do?

Ok. Why don't you make yourself more valuable to the US? If you were a leading scientist in an important field we would be more inclined to let you in? Ask yourself why should we let you in? What was your degree in? Because a dirty foreigner from eastern Europe with a useless degree is not exactly on the "needed in the US" list.

So? America don't want millions of whites to come? Why? How are Syrians better than us?

>What was your degree in?
Bioinformatics

Look into becoming a truck driver. Lots of you faggots and Ukrainians are stealing our driving jobs. You're also shit at it and crash all the fucking time.

Hey OP. I just remember hearing a guy from Finland on Krautchan telling his story.

He got to the USA with a student VISA. He studied for 3 years and got his degree from an American university! He then got kicked out. Cause they didn't need someone with his skill.

Not saying you shouldn't try. People succeed all the time.

Paint your skin brown
Fly to Mexico
Cross anywhere
You are now an American®Citizen™

If your educated, you move up the queue.

Otherwise you'll have to wait in line.

Sponsorship by a company or family is your best bet to speed up the process.

Start wearing a dress, get some friends to harass you on facebook and beat you into the hospital.

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>Sponsorship by a family
How does this work?
They legally bribe local government to move me up in queue?

Fucking magnets!

Syrian is in a civil war. They are refugees and Obama is a Muslim apologist so he's letting them in.

Being white is irrelevant when you come from a dirty communist country.

See, that shit sounds made up. Why not work with your degree in Poland? If the US won't take it why not stay in Poland and get a job. Once you have money it will be easier to move to the United States.

>See, that shit sounds made up.
You are an idiot.

Not sure, but it sure helps.

I'm guessing if they are more established, the better.

at least I'm not polish

cold

Americans won't see you as "a pole" but as a "foreigner". In the US, white is white and black is black no matter where you came from.

That being said, there is still a sense of "heritage" so you wouldn't be troubled to find other people who identify as "Polish-American" if asked about their ethnicity.

>Polish-American
Polish-Americans are the worst.
They left Poland so long ago that their mentality is totally different from ours. We wouldn't understand each other.

Jesus all you do is fucking complain.

This whole thread people have given you advice and all you do is whine. We don't like whiners in this country.

You can leave anytime.

why dont you go to australia or canada instead

was the last hit intentional?

fly to mexico,
get a tan,
cross boarder
get free money

Go to Canada instead. Why?
>way easier to immigrate
>lower murder rates
>more accepting people
>less freaks (sjw freaks though but they should not be a problem)
America is kill.

Not to mention only 2.9% black population and will stay that way for very long because they cannot survive well in cold areas.