Hello Sup Forums It's Kang speaking from the year 2025
I've come to answer your questions
Hello Sup Forums It's Kang speaking from the year 2025
I've come to answer your questions
Is the DCEU still shit?
Will Sym-bionic Titan be continued in any way
Have they cancelled all future projects and started over from scratch?
No? Then it's still shit.
It became defunct in 2020
No
Are titties bigger in the future, generally?
Who owns your movie rights?
As about the same as they are in 2016
Fox. I haven't appeared yet in the movies
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Do superhero movies survive past Infinity War?
Also, am I still a virgin?
Yes they do.
I can't answer the second question
Spider-Man comics get any better?
Slott left the book in 2022 so that should be your answer
Kamala, then Spider-Gwen, then Squirrel Girl, then Gwenpool.
Who are the future Marvel girls-of-the-month?
Will I have a qt 3.14 gf by then?
Does Trump get re-elected? Does anything happen in either terms of his presidency?
Does Cyclops come back soon and do the New X-Men become more prominent?
How is your day?
They move past the cutey characters once they realized it doesn't work
I can't tell
He gets re-elected. Nothing of note
He comes back in 2019
Okay so far
What's Spider-Man homecoming like?
Great! I mean...
What about the New X-Men? Do the O5 and Wolverine's kids finally stop being the 'face' of the X-Kids
How's Immortus doing?
It's okay
Nope. Adult Jean does come back in 2019
How many more relaunches does Marvel do between now and 2025?
Is the popularity in Marvel Studios dwindling?
>He gets re-elected. Nothing of note
How does Young Justice's third season go? Did it get a fourth?
Does MvC4 happen and, if so, are you in it?
Does Star Wars wrap up in a satisfactory manner?
>He gets re-elected. Nothing of note
What happened to my man Peter Quill and did a Nova movie get made?
Okay. Shits good right now
One every two and a half years
Nope.
YJ S3 was mediocre and it doesn't get a 4th
MvC4 never happens
Nope to star wars
Quill is still a goof ball and Nova gets a movie with Sam Alexander as the lead
Do giant monster movies (like Skull Island and GODZILLA) ever become huge?
And, uh, what's it like being Kang of this Earth?
If the DCEU is defunct, does that mean they are planning on rebooting it? And is any of the DCEU good?
What's the best comic you've ever starred in, Kang?
What happens to the Hulk?
Tell us about the Netflix shows. Are they cancelled? Any new ones?
Are the black people finally erased from the planet?
Do cape comics ever stop pandering and sucking?
>asking a MAHVEL character about DC
Top kiks
When does Miles get killed off? Also, is Bendis still employed?
>Another WE WUNZ KANGS AND SHIT thread
Fuck off
Is Stan Lee still alive?
When does Spider-Woman finally get CAROLed?
Do we ever get anything really crazy like a Superman video game that's actually good or a DC vs. Marvel fighting game?
Godzilla Vs King Kong was huge
No, Warner moved on
Nothing
Still going. Moon Knight got announced in 2018
Miles is still around
Yes
Yup after her movie tanked
Nope. DC still only does Batman games
Yes
Anything important with iron in the comics? And what of Iron Heart?
Did Trump MAGA?
>Miles is still around
This is not a future worth living.
BTTF2 LIEEEEED
What titles are pretty good in the future, Kang, my mang
Did Trump build a wall?
Is Stan Lee still alive?
Is LGBT shit the law and being a bigot is illegal?
Simpsons still on?
shut up Boco
Do degenerate pro-skub faggots go to concentration camps?
Does Flash get the Venom symbiote back? Do we ever get that Venom & Mania series we all want?
Does Sony actually end up making that non-MCU Venom movie?
>They move past the cutey characters once they realized it doesn't work
Ah so Mania must be really popular in the future then.
when do I die and do I do it in a cool way
Did "we wuz kangs" originate with rama tut?
What happened to Ant-Man and Hank Pym
What's Hellboy doing in the comics right now?
What does Part 9 of JoJo involve?
Does life still range from mediocre to shitty for the majority of human beings?