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Hey

Hey

GET OUT

how's it going?

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lapiven

...

>Chui

YOU YOU
I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND

All Sugar did was probably just destroy the memebarn so now Lapis and Peri can't live in their "romantic" 24/7 echo chamber and have to actually talk to other people now.

My theory: in the Steven Universe timeline, Trump stepped up his presidential run to 1988 since the country was in such a shitty state with all the (((gems))) causing havoc. He became the 41st president rather than the 45th, winning in a landslide victory taking every state except Delmarva.

Vice-president Oprah Winfrey becomes the first black womyn president in 1996, but loses her second term to the first openly gay president Hillary Rodham in 2000. This explains both why the show is more progressive in regard to minorities, and why there is a massive hole in the middle of Russia.

daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon

now kiss

We still have two weeks until we go in hibernation again

Are we finally at part 2 where the happening comes?

Or are there still extra episodes

yeah sorry about her

Upcoming /sug/ sings!

Blue Diamond fingering Sapphire when

J A S P E R

ORANGEKISSES WILL RISE FROM HER GRAVE

FREAKIER

BADDER

AND STRONGER TOO

freaks come out at night

/FREAKS/ COME OUT AT NIGHT

ew no

But I like the memebarn

The barn is kind of a convenient "shit is gettin serious" target, isn't it?

DID ZUKE FUCKING LEAVE YET

Lapidot's totally BTFO. Just accept it.

xth for the TERRIFYING RENEGADE

A laser should fix the barn right up.

>"Give it to me steven, spank me like i was 20 minutes late to violin practice!"
>"Oh- Okay..."
>"Harder Steven! Hit me like I had to be sent home from school early because I peed my pants in the middle of third period gym"
>"Did that actually happen?"
>"Harder dammit!"
>"Connie, I don't think thats a good idea..."
>"Harder!"
>"Okay,.. here goes"
>*crunch*

Fuck you user, you actually made me laugh.
God I hate that song.

No I'm still here

The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

It's dead Jim, it's fucking dead.

PERFECTION

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Roast the hog

I didn't imply it's alive, but it's probably not even as bad as
>Lapis fucking kills Peri
or
>Peri insults Lapis
or
>their friendship is irreparable
Zuke loves to overreact.

y u guys so obsessed with this zuke thing?

This show was so promising.
WHAT HAPPENED?

it's still alright desu

Zuke is a shipper

People noticed and got triggered

You got older

social justice, a shit schedule, and season 4

UPROOTED and DESTROYED this BEAUTIFULLY TRAGIC LOVE

It's still great, we're just been plagued with useless episodes for what feels like decades now.

CUT THE (((GEMS)))!

SPACE WAR NOW!

>U P R O O T E D

Everything started to go wrong when Lapis and Peridot became permanent characters.

Side characters don't slide into the middle of the fucking cast in the middle for a reason; it takes screentime away from the main characters, it dilutes there original menacing character traits with actually replacing them with anything because of tight timing, and Zuke's fucking shipping memery doesn't help/

The plot started falling apart and the writers started getting lazy. It's still good though

maybe Ian was the one holding it together

The only tragic thing about the U P R O O T I N G is that my erection can't get any harder

FUCKING NORMIE!!!!
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>amythest was obsessed with that lil butler
>peirdot and lapis are obsessed with camp pining hearts
homeworld's just gonna accidently discover TV and stop fighting aren't they

The writers decided memes were more important than good storytelling

Lapis and Peri joining the cast isn't the problem, it just introduced the problems of ignoring them and not developing them and taking everything that was interesting away from them while Zuke ruins them with her own agenda.

man three years is a long time.

...

I think I've had enough.

>tfw Yellow Zukemond is no longer possible

Man I feel like playing Audiosurf now, thanks user.

It's still good

kek

10/10
Hope it happens just to make people angry

Assuming that Lauren's meltdown is legit, it implies that something bad happened to Lapis and Peri's relationship. We'll find out about it in a year or so.

What could it be?

>the Zuke hivemind circlejerk has been broken

Wow that only took like 2 years

When will memesper become canon

user, cutting a gem only changes its form. You have to smash or drill through a gem to kill it.

it's really not tho....

It stops at 'just friends' and Zuke goes insane.

Goodnight /sug/

Your expectations.

Lapis got back together with Jasper

It was UPROOTED

fuck you :^)

Night Carl, have a good one. Faggot.

Remember that post Zuke made a while back that was something to the effect of "I tried, Lapis"?

I wonder if that had something to do with it.

Zuke's evil narcissistic abuser didn't let them fuck on-screen

i'd be ok with that, actually

Consume a gallon of Malachite's finest cummies

That was posted in early June, before she got mad at all this bullshit. It was probably just her shitposting and being typically retarded.

Lapshit fucking dies confirmed
the show is fucking saved confirmed

good night you meme

Lapis dies.

I mean she's basically Zuke's self insert. Shit six to lose your own character.

>I mean she's basically Zuke's self insert
Peridot is Zuke's self-insert, Lapis is the girlfriend she always wanted

YD takes peridot to be interrogated and she's never seen until much later
or
BD takes lapis to be interrogated and she's never seen until much later

Choose

*Peridot dies

>BD takes lapis to be interrogated and she's never seen
This

They have an argument. Their fusion goes badly. Lapis injures Peridot somehow. Basically anything that could make their interactions interesting.

I highly doubt it'll be something as overt as them outright saying they have no romantic interest in each other.

>not Peridot

Jasper tries to get back with Lapis, Lapis is tempted again, Peridot intervenes and then they all fuse and HW OT3 becomes canon

We don't know when Yellow Diamond is going to appear again, it could very well be during the episodes where she was still working.

BD takes sapphire just so she can rape her
she's seen literally at the end in a soaked mess

Scripts Confirm

Jaspnet Amedot and Lapearl become canon instead

She was, I work on the show, can also confirm a Kurt Angle guest v.a.

Lapis gets fucked by a Sapphire harem and Peridot gets piledrived by two jaspers

>why not both

>Zuke's soul when

one can only hope

who is that on the left?

Why?

Luffy D Monkey