*Charges you $300 for a piece of fish in vinegar*
Heh, nothing personal
*Charges you $300 for a piece of fish in vinegar*
Heh, nothing personal
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>charges you 500 for a piece of raw horse meat
>falling for the Sushi meme
>jiro dreams of pusy
It would be worth it. I love sushi.
I hear the sequel was very poorly received;
Jiro Nightmares of Assrape
>sneedo dreams of seed feed
>This thread again
I thought summer was over
It's so easy to spot the rural anons living in flyover states who've never tried decent sushi.
lol true. Texas isn't flyover r-right?
if it's just have fish and vinegar all the time it'd just be a shushi sandiwich you dungle
Fuck this pretentious faggot.
>muh 50-year rice washing technique
This was a lovely and enjoyable documentary
>each piece is about 80% rice slathered with that oil that makes everything taste the same
kek
You're paying just as much for the reputation and the atmosphere m8, you must understand.
Sushi place I go to does all-you-can-eat on Wednesdays and they make killer sushi. Not a ripoff.
kys
Somehow didn't mention, the all-you-can-eat is for just $30
>falling for the sushi meme
thedailybeast.com
>sushi is bad because the daily beast told me so
If it's so simple, where's your Michelin Stars?
>american understanding of food
Sushi is a fucking meme
I swear it would never be popular if it wasn't for weebs
>the article is about mislabeling sashimi, not that sushi itself is a bad food
do cuckservatives even read?
This doc and Dear Zachery are the epitome of reddit.
getting enraged at headlines is some people's main drive in life
>the daily beast
sure hope you is baiting me nigger
based
>Dear Zachery
I imagine reddit would be cheering the late term abortion and wringing their hands about how much hardship the woman had to endure as the only actual victim in the entire story
The price of sushi comes from the quality of the fish. Good fish is not cheap.
But the technique is very simple. It's a simple food which has been made to be bigger than it is. It reminds me of crab which was a shitty peasant food in it's early days but now it's considered elite food.
Sushi is the ultimate yuppie food
MUH SUSHI
Fuck sushi, yakitori is what japan is really about.
If it was just a piece of fish in vinegar no one would pay 300 dollars for it, would they fucko?
>never ate good quality sushi
I feel sorry you guys
Yellow tail>Red snapper> king mackerel>Scallop> Salmon
> no unagi
fucking pleb
>flyover states
wanna know how i know your state is a degenerate shithole?
>Jiro dreams of homosex
Muh dick
>jiro nightmares of ass rape
Tfw you wont be able to afford another Japan trip for at least 5 years, thus 5 years of shitty USA yakitori
Just not a fan of eel sampai
Salmon >>>>POWER GAP>>>>Tuna
Enjoy your opioid epidemic and mayonnaise wh*te """"""""""""""""food"""""""""""""""""
Enjoy my tax dollars subsidizing your dying, white Christian lifestyle? Flyover states and people are literally worse in every metric than the "degenerate" coastal states. :^)
wtf, do you not want increased sexual stamina
>ROCKU HARDU
Sushi is for faggots. There's literally no skill in it, it's just the fucking ingredients that determine its quality. I'd like to see one of these chinks make a good rack of ribs.
>Dear Zachary
Fuck off, that's a pretty good doc-kino, even if it is emotionally manipulative.
baed jiro taking the dumb gaijins money
*charges you 50 dollars for a bucket*
Thanks Norm
AM I NOT TURTLE ENOUGH FOR THE TURTLE CLUB
What is the difference between 300 dollar sushi and 10 dollar sushi?
japanese food is a meme
none of them have stoves, they all just have 1 burner, 1 small sink, and thats it
literally all they have for cooking usually is heating water, hence why most of their "cuisine" is nothing but boiled noodles and raw fish
and ive lived in japan for 6 months
planned on staying years but got real bad flu then went to their hospital and literally they didnt treat me when i had 103 fever and i realized id fucking die if i ever had something real serious illness and i got out of there asap
Whether your wife will fuck you afterwards
>amerifat
you lost either way, homo.
>YEE HAW LOOK AT ME!
>PUTS SALT AND PEPPER ON A PRE-CUT STEAK
>USA! USA! USA! *EAGLE SCREAMS*
>PUTTING A THICK SLAB OF MEAT ON THE HEAT
>YEEEEEE HAWW *SHOOTS IN THE AIR*
>AND WE'RE DONE
>OOPS I BURNED IT! ILL JUST CALL IT CHARRED :)
wow! americans are such great cooks! so much more advanced and manly than silly sissy japs!!! #MAGA
When you pay this much for a bit of food, it's not about the product, it's about signalling that you have money to spare.
At least it fills your stomach
You can't grow muscles on pieces of raw fish
Imagine being this much of a Eurocuck.
My all you can eat such is like 16 dollars tip/tax included and its the best ive had. I fucking drive 30 minutes out of town to get there
>he's never seen all the junkies in Massachusetts
It's one of the worst for heroin.
The west coast has just as many, if not more, meth heads than the inner states.
You're an idiot.
freshness, cut quality, rice quality, consistency. Basically comparing shitty frozen dinners to good home cooked ones
now the difference between $30 and $300, that would be marginal
>nothing personal
what state do you live in
I wish I was as attractive as Sam Lake.
290 dollars you fucking moron
Drugs start at the coasts and work their way inward.
the state of ur mum's pusy, it's the size of texas
>muh gains
The absolute state of a eurofag
report is from the smithsonian but go ahead and keep getting suckered by your little sushi restaurants. Some people are just born to be shmucks
Damn, Tilda Swinton looks like THAT?!
New York
that's not nice
ok I take it back
>COW MEAT IS ABSOLUTE KARNIVORE KINO
>MUCH BETTER THAN FISH MEAT I DEEM ARBITRARILY WORSE
>KUITE KINO
fisheaters are the absolute cucks of the animal kingdom
Herbivores at least have hippos and rhinos, what do fisheaters have? Bigger fish?
go talk some shit to a shark or giant squid, big guy
I liked the sequel (it was called juan likes rice and chicken iirc) better
based pusyposter
LOVE the reboot with based Idris as jiro