*Charges you $300 for a piece of fish in vinegar*

*Charges you $300 for a piece of fish in vinegar*

Heh, nothing personal

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>charges you 500 for a piece of raw horse meat

>falling for the Sushi meme

>jiro dreams of pusy

It would be worth it. I love sushi.

I hear the sequel was very poorly received;

Jiro Nightmares of Assrape

>sneedo dreams of seed feed

>This thread again
I thought summer was over

It's so easy to spot the rural anons living in flyover states who've never tried decent sushi.

lol true. Texas isn't flyover r-right?

if it's just have fish and vinegar all the time it'd just be a shushi sandiwich you dungle

Fuck this pretentious faggot.
>muh 50-year rice washing technique

This was a lovely and enjoyable documentary

>each piece is about 80% rice slathered with that oil that makes everything taste the same

kek

You're paying just as much for the reputation and the atmosphere m8, you must understand.
Sushi place I go to does all-you-can-eat on Wednesdays and they make killer sushi. Not a ripoff.

kys

Somehow didn't mention, the all-you-can-eat is for just $30

>falling for the sushi meme
thedailybeast.com/the-great-sushi-scam

>sushi is bad because the daily beast told me so

If it's so simple, where's your Michelin Stars?

>american understanding of food

Sushi is a fucking meme

I swear it would never be popular if it wasn't for weebs

>the article is about mislabeling sashimi, not that sushi itself is a bad food

do cuckservatives even read?

This doc and Dear Zachery are the epitome of reddit.

getting enraged at headlines is some people's main drive in life

>the daily beast
sure hope you is baiting me nigger

based

>Dear Zachery
I imagine reddit would be cheering the late term abortion and wringing their hands about how much hardship the woman had to endure as the only actual victim in the entire story

The price of sushi comes from the quality of the fish. Good fish is not cheap.

But the technique is very simple. It's a simple food which has been made to be bigger than it is. It reminds me of crab which was a shitty peasant food in it's early days but now it's considered elite food.

Sushi is the ultimate yuppie food


MUH SUSHI

Fuck sushi, yakitori is what japan is really about.

If it was just a piece of fish in vinegar no one would pay 300 dollars for it, would they fucko?

>never ate good quality sushi

I feel sorry you guys

Yellow tail>Red snapper> king mackerel>Scallop> Salmon

> no unagi
fucking pleb

>flyover states
wanna know how i know your state is a degenerate shithole?

>Jiro dreams of homosex
Muh dick

>jiro nightmares of ass rape

Tfw you wont be able to afford another Japan trip for at least 5 years, thus 5 years of shitty USA yakitori

Just not a fan of eel sampai

Salmon >>>>POWER GAP>>>>Tuna

Enjoy your opioid epidemic and mayonnaise wh*te """"""""""""""""food"""""""""""""""""

Enjoy my tax dollars subsidizing your dying, white Christian lifestyle? Flyover states and people are literally worse in every metric than the "degenerate" coastal states. :^)

wtf, do you not want increased sexual stamina
>ROCKU HARDU

Sushi is for faggots. There's literally no skill in it, it's just the fucking ingredients that determine its quality. I'd like to see one of these chinks make a good rack of ribs.

>Dear Zachary
Fuck off, that's a pretty good doc-kino, even if it is emotionally manipulative.

baed jiro taking the dumb gaijins money

*charges you 50 dollars for a bucket*

Thanks Norm

AM I NOT TURTLE ENOUGH FOR THE TURTLE CLUB

What is the difference between 300 dollar sushi and 10 dollar sushi?

japanese food is a meme
none of them have stoves, they all just have 1 burner, 1 small sink, and thats it

literally all they have for cooking usually is heating water, hence why most of their "cuisine" is nothing but boiled noodles and raw fish

and ive lived in japan for 6 months

planned on staying years but got real bad flu then went to their hospital and literally they didnt treat me when i had 103 fever and i realized id fucking die if i ever had something real serious illness and i got out of there asap

Whether your wife will fuck you afterwards

>amerifat
you lost either way, homo.

>YEE HAW LOOK AT ME!
>PUTS SALT AND PEPPER ON A PRE-CUT STEAK
>USA! USA! USA! *EAGLE SCREAMS*
>PUTTING A THICK SLAB OF MEAT ON THE HEAT
>YEEEEEE HAWW *SHOOTS IN THE AIR*
>AND WE'RE DONE
>OOPS I BURNED IT! ILL JUST CALL IT CHARRED :)

wow! americans are such great cooks! so much more advanced and manly than silly sissy japs!!! #MAGA

When you pay this much for a bit of food, it's not about the product, it's about signalling that you have money to spare.

At least it fills your stomach

You can't grow muscles on pieces of raw fish

Imagine being this much of a Eurocuck.

My all you can eat such is like 16 dollars tip/tax included and its the best ive had. I fucking drive 30 minutes out of town to get there

>he's never seen all the junkies in Massachusetts
It's one of the worst for heroin.
The west coast has just as many, if not more, meth heads than the inner states.
You're an idiot.

freshness, cut quality, rice quality, consistency. Basically comparing shitty frozen dinners to good home cooked ones

now the difference between $30 and $300, that would be marginal

>nothing personal

what state do you live in

I wish I was as attractive as Sam Lake.

290 dollars you fucking moron

Drugs start at the coasts and work their way inward.

the state of ur mum's pusy, it's the size of texas

>muh gains

The absolute state of a eurofag

report is from the smithsonian but go ahead and keep getting suckered by your little sushi restaurants. Some people are just born to be shmucks

Damn, Tilda Swinton looks like THAT?!

New York

that's not nice

ok I take it back

>COW MEAT IS ABSOLUTE KARNIVORE KINO
>MUCH BETTER THAN FISH MEAT I DEEM ARBITRARILY WORSE
>KUITE KINO

fisheaters are the absolute cucks of the animal kingdom

Herbivores at least have hippos and rhinos, what do fisheaters have? Bigger fish?

go talk some shit to a shark or giant squid, big guy

I liked the sequel (it was called juan likes rice and chicken iirc) better

based pusyposter

LOVE the reboot with based Idris as jiro