Inhumans vs X-Men #0

We go hard. All day, all night.
All my proud southern people who be ready to fight.
Say YEAH.

The revival sucks

NO FLIPS, JUST FISTS

Oh my god Scanbro you are a hero!!!

I believe in you Scott and Storm

X

No, they´re great heels.

Not like SAni†Y's theme has lyrics.

Thank you Scanbro. Anything interesting and/or retarded in the other stuff coming out this week?

get ready for them to be called up and be the nuclub for AJ

I didn't notice anything. A lighter week due to lack of DC stuff.

Beast looks just as annoyed as me about this event.

I think the comic is starting soon...

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Hank is cheerful again now that Scott is dead

what beast do

Hey! She said the thing that was said in that other comic!

I thought he'd have a nicer gravestone than that. One of those classy ones with engravings. Maybe a bust of his head.

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hitler doesn't get a nice grave

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wOOH YEAH SCAN BRO

Okay, this every-other-page thing seems to be how the comic is.

Cyclops was right.

I think Blue monkey went insane

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Beast is awfully cheerful for someone whose people are being gassed to death.

what the fuck is wrong with you hank i wouldn't be surprise if he did a selfy on cyclops grave

What if the fix for your problem needs technology 30000 years in the future, you asswipe?
Will you time travel some more?

What is this? Is she travelling thru time men in black 3 style?

I have to say this. I have to.

Hank, I hate you so much.

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So much awful fucking exposition.

Wait, Madrox died?
Fuck.

Hank you moron science doesn't enable you to do literally anything provided your knowledge is advanced enough. What about scientific and natural laws? Knowing about the principle of conservation of mass and energy does not enable you to circumvent it for instance. If anything the more knowledge you acquire the more apparent inherent limitations become regardless of how advanced your technology is. Awareness of impossibilities will not make them cease existing.

Yeah, fuck you Black Bolt!

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAANBROOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK DID SCOTT FUCKING DO

>0 chapter
>not fully exposition
user it's like you have never read Marvel before.

Man, I'm reading New Defenders now, and Beast is the best damn character in the series. When did be become such a cunt?

4 pages of "Science, baby!". Why Soule is that bad?

What's even stupider is they explained by saying Madrox Prime died. It's like they didn't even bother knowing how his powers worked

Ah, Emma truly lost it. Poor Emma.

Scratch New Defenders, remember when he was bros with Simon?

I'm guessing the extra dollar went to these title pages.

That was 30 years ago user.

Who too that picture ?

remember when he was a fun loving party animal and not this muh science dweeb?

>Emma is going to no sell Black Bolt's voice
Get ready to check off that BB uses his voice and nobody dies square

EMMA BLACK BOLT CONTROLS THE STRONG NUCLEAR FORCE IT ISNT A SONIC SCREAM HE'LL OBLITERATE YOU EVEN IF YOU'RE MADE OF DIAMOND

>Let's end all mutant life instead of getting rid of the damn cloud.

I want Cat Beast back, I want Beast with crazy Wolverine hair back, fuck Ape Bendis Beast.

who the fuck was standing behind cyclops to take that picture

lol blame Bendis.

HOW DID HER MENTAL PROJECTION APPEAR ON CAMERA????

Is Gorgon in a wheelchair now? I guess I missed that.

I'm pretty sure Emma has taken damage in diamond mode from things not as powerful as Black Bolt. This is not a good plan.

I like Emma. I hope everything works out for her

Dat ass though.

Not that the writers know, but I think she could just be preparing for his punches. People forget the dude hits like a freight train.

>Emma dies while supremely overconfident because she misunderstood the nature of BB's power

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Don't worry he got better

He's not even science dweeb anymore, he's insane and he just get triggered at everything Scott does for hypocritical reasons.

Didn't you know? Everything is Bendis' fault!

Oh shit, it's fucking happening. Get the bingo everyone. Get the fucking Bingo.

>Nuh our problem
>Fuck Muggas
>Inhumans dindu nuffin
holy shit fuck Inhumans

No seriously, the reason why Beast had another Mutation was because Bendis didn't like Wolverine Hair Beast

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Emma's fucked, user. Resign yourself.

not even in Winchester. on fucking Muir Island

His and Xavier's bodies should be switched

I hate whoever wrote this, aaron but bendis most of all. Beast was one of my favorite characters but for fucking 8 years he's been shat on for no reason. And finally this. Holy shit. Did you even read even tangentially about the character you were ruining?

Fuck no, I hope this turbobitch will suffer.

not this shit again...

Fucker used to tank blows from The Thing!

Good, back to the "A" story.

It actually is Bendis' fault.

X GON' GIVE IT TO YA

how many inhumans have died and how many mutants have died?

>Emma attempts to bait Magneto.

Wasn't Cyclops an illusion? How is there video of him being vaporized?

5 bucks for Emma dying because of magnetism and her MASSIVE fucking ego

I miss Crystal's old hair. I usually like a shorter hairstyle on women but I feel like it doesn't work here.

Hank, you genuinely seem crazy now.

and who released the terrigen mist that killed Cyclops, you idiot?

A bunch of no names and not enough.

oh so they're gonna be writing Emma and Mags as full villains then?

is Sabretooth Axised? What's up with him

In Death if X, 0 Inhumans died, and at least 3 Mutants died, depending on if you count all the Madroxes as one mutant.

I've never felt so disgusted by someone's bad taste as I do right now.

shh user, logic does not enter into this

Marvel citizens are morons who dig the royal soap opera aspect of the Inhumans in all their inbred glory, so they can do no wrong.

There's only been one mutant. They too lazy to even create canonfodder mutants and inhumans to kill for shock value. They thought one was enough. I hope these sales are tanked because marvels pissed on it's property for far too long for anyone to want to read this sopping garbage.

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>Axis'd
Yes, he still is.

I FUCKING LOVE YOU SCANBRO

I thought he was some sort of meat puppet?

Eh, Beast could have phrased it more offensively to be honest, he only said that Scott went nuts trying to solve the problem and it got him killed. He didn't insult him nor compare him to Hitler. He still doesn't know Scott died instantly and that Emma was making a projection of him.

So they feel threatened by magneto, emma but why iceman? He usualy just iceslides in the background and does nothing

in universe i'm whatever rn, i wanna get the facts right for bitching

Magneto and X-Force!

Did she just jump off?

And based on she's explicitly referring to the end of Death of X, not just the mist poisoning him.

Yep, Emma's dead.

They hate fags.

They were afraid of his gayness

I read that as "dankest man"

>they's do it again and they'll kill anyone who gets in their way
And that would be bad WHY?
If your fucking cloud is more precious than mutant lives, I hope Magneto kills you, since the other X-Men are sell-outs.

No, the body always lay on Muir Island. He was a mental projection.