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Azor Petyr

What did GRRM mean when he wrote this?

First for big brown nipples

Prettiest woman on the show

dorkstar

>tfw you spot castle built really close to a river

>That night, Daario had her in all ways a man could have a woman

She has never even been the most attractive woman in her own scene.

No race is the master race if it's in one of the dullest franchise in the history of television franchises. Seriously each episode following a multitude of entitled brats and their lackeys as they fight to win the throne from villains indistinguishable from themselves. Aside from the cock and fart jokes all being written from the same brand of idea crayon, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of sudden character deaths, all to make fantasy un-fantastical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when George R.R. Martin vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; he made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for his unfinished books. The series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-Lord of the Rings in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the books were terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character was drinking something, the author wrote instead that the character was "in his cups."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Martin's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that he has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of the A Song of Ice and Fire series by the same J.K. Rowling. She wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading A Song of Ice and Fire at 16 or 17, then when they were younger they must have read J.K. Rowling." And she was quite right. She was not being ironic. When you read "A Song of Ice and Fire" you have been, in fact, trained from reading J.K. Rowling.

>the Walmart wig.

aaggghhh...

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FUCK BRYAN COGMAN

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t. faggot

threadly reminder that traders from Qarth are full of shit

CAREFUL ROBERT, CAREFUL NOW!

Man, you know why i love this show?
Not a single nigger in it. Not one. Not a dialogue, not a character, nothing.
Can you imagine a nigger ruining the show with modern day politics shoved in?
For all the hate they get, DnD are good lads, they decided to not put a fucking nigger in their show.

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Where'd this meme come from?

I'm honestly baffled.

>not Lysian whores

Sansa is for Sandor, kindly go fuck yourself Jonsa fag.

How did he have at least two throwing spears at hand to throw at the dragons?

Where did he get the large chains from, when nearest settlement is miles and miles away?

Do the army of the dead have their own blacksmiths who made the chains?

How did he get the chains around the dragon to drag him up from the lake? Didn't seem like any one of the army of the dead could swim.

Why is there no logic in this show?

RUN BACK TO BESSIE AND HER TITS NED, RUN BACK TO WINTERBOAR

>uNdEaD
You're too dead for valyrian steel

They blacked two characters at least, yknow

Nice pasta, fag

you mean, winterhell?

Ken at this pretentious pseudolist of books user has never read

>According to a semi-canon source, Morgon was said to have been a powerful necromancer who cursed his vanquishers as he died, claiming he would return from the grave. In response, Loreon had Morgon's body cut into pieces and fed to his lions. Two years later the lions broke free within Casterly Rock, slaying three of Loreon's sons.

Kek

Hahahaahhhaaaggghhhh

>reminder that they turned Hotah into not just a black man, a FAT, incompetent black man

>How did he have at least two throwing spears at hand to throw at the dragons?
How do you find ice spears in the arctic tundra?
>Where did he get the large chains from, when nearest settlement is miles and miles away?
youtube.com/watch?v=iNCxxdcEK3w (7:15) They probably took this one.
>How did he get the chains around the dragon to drag him up from the lake? Didn't seem like any one of the army of the dead could swim.
That chain had an anchor on it, maybe they just kept playing a shitty ice version of a claw arcade game?
>Why is there no logic in this show?
Its magic i ain't gotta explain shit.

"No!"

>elite bodyguard, raised since birth to just be a good bodyguard
>turning their back on people
Everything about Dorne was such a shitshow that it honestly should be cut in any future release.

>he's a greenseer
>knew to have the chains and spears
>the chains are probably from hardhome
>maybe the wights can't swim but unless they are also killed by water, they could form chains, with the bottom ones pulling the chains around the dragon, I don't know

I wish they had the budget to digitally youngify the same actors so that they could play young versions of their characters. Pic-related is my headcanon Ned from Roberts Rebellion

G-good morning user.

Yes

My dornfu

And you know why I've come all the way to this stinking shit pile of a city?
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The Mountain... he's a big guy

How could Cat be disappointed about having to sleep with that guy?

>>maybe the wights can't swim but unless they are also killed by water, they could form chains, with the bottom ones pulling the chains around the dragon

That'd be amusing tbqh

A bunch of Wight chains pulled by giants

Why didn't dorniggers demand Gregor's head from Jon Arryn 15 years earlier?

For elia

Cool, now show one with no Photoshop editing.

>it's a Dorne episode

Haaaggghhh... Renly-sama's peaches...

good morning :)

When will these virgins stop spamming Emilia, the show's over.

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Salador Saan

probably never. massive combination /utg/+r/freecuck invasion backed by domestic """ironic""" shitposters. they're trying to completely take over the general so they can forcibly implement a new cucked, jewish, fag, millennial board culture. it would probably take a lot of people and a high degree of coordination to permanently force them out and back to where they came from.

i came

First for Azor Jonerys

xaro xhoan daxos

Dickelt Virgin Rage Siiiiiiileeeence

too thin, arianne is a strong big busty woman not some twig, ok sweetie?

>Stark
>taller than a Lannister

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Your post is bait, and a falseflag, but I'll humour the deception.
Saladhor Saan, Areo Hotah, and Xaro Xhoan Daxos are all black niggers.

GRRM does not agree with you

>northmen cant be tall

Why doesn't he just retcon them into being black?

Because they are not all heroic

All black are heroic

GET DOWN POD HERE SHE COMES!

No one wants a big house and one of the most important set of characters to be niggers
Reminder: 10%

Because he doesn't actually mean it, he just wants a pat on the back for thinking it.

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Get on this lads

10% of what? Black niggers have 10% the IQ of whites?

why didn't D&D include any of the Lovecraftian undertones from the books?

>starks
>the first manlets
>taller than any southron

YOUR MEAT?!?!

it's canon :)

Why didn't D&D include the meat-touching?

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u kilt her
u rect er tots

And endgame

nice samefag

Is magical semen part of the AA legend?

She was a bitch

so is Valonquar just High Valyrian for "Azor Ahai"

Metaphorically

He was a small guy in relation to his beast of a brother Brandon

Just finished the latest season
Why the fuck did they kill off littlefinger? Why does anyone believe Sansa?

How did I miss this?

hot

>maybe they just kept playing a shitty ice version of a claw arcade game?
Holy shit, I would pay to see that, fuck man, that would be golden

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JUST DO IT

>there are people that still think Bobby's Rebellion was based on a lie just because R+L

DELET

you just know they have done it together at least once

The wights could clearly swim
Why do you think the one that sandor threw a rock at that kept coming back grabbed tormunds leg after we saw him fall in the water

it was a lie, but it was rhaegar and lyanna's fault.

what about the stark BBQ

no but lord light is pretty much identical to gold hand

I can't think of a modern tv show with more miscasts than this one

well done

>raven arrives in Winterfell
>"Father, I've fallen in love with Prince Rhaegar. We're off to Dorne to get married. -Lyanna"