what if you tried to give jasper a treat and she bit off your hand
Michael Bennett
my perl got eaten
Nathan Ramirez
offer her my dingus
Adrian Lee
Friendly reminder that you will never ever snuggle up with a 10' tall, four armed woman on a cold winters night
Jackson Bailey
lapiven is endgame
Brody Anderson
Laugh it up m8. As someone who has the exact formulae necessary to create gems of my own, I no longer need to care about anything you might have to say.
Chase Jackson
It's uncanny how much she looks like someone I know.
Thomas Davis
How about the hot summer nights?
Elijah Clark
id ship it
Jaxon Sanders
I'd eat that Pearl
Josiah Anderson
I think it's a he
Evan Moore
Why would you care either way, you retard
Ayden Campbell
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Tyler Thomas
do they have a dink
Brayden Lewis
Jesus fucking christ look at the fucking proportions I dont think heads are that big what the fuck
Jason Martin
Who is this potassium ejaculum
Colton Brooks
but hes only a baby
Jaxon Smith
I would ask her to vore me
Jaxon Williams
Before I found this book I didn't have many people I could talk to. Certainly nothing close to "friends". But now that I'll make living gems of my own, anons such as yourself will no longer be needed to fill those holes in my day to day.
Juan Davis
It's an anime version of the side character Janna from Star vs. The Forces of Evil. The OP image (and others) where Connie is flirting with Marco has been used to bait and troll star vs threads a lot recently, so I guess someone got bored and decided to bait /sug/ instead.
Ryder Moore
Well between Lamar's gorilla head Amethyst and Katie's excessively cutesy chibified version I think I'd easily take Katie's.
Jaxson Cooper
I got a hole you can fill. It's your grave
Hudson Martin
Based Lamar is just doin' his thing.
Brandon Bailey
daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon
Adrian Gomez
I don't think it will work though, most of us hate Connie.
James King
Janna from Star vs the forces of evil
Owen Ross
>she
Carson Nelson
There's so much fucking denial going on in the tumblr side of this whole Zuke thing it's ridiculous. Sitting around insisting blindly that we made the "fake Zuke blog" and so fourth.
Bentley Ward
Speak for yourself.
William Gonzalez
forgot pic.
Ethan Bennett
That's not Lamar
Daniel Cooper
rub a dub dub
Asher Campbell
I only just now realized we get a return to Garnet's good-ass S1 design, and it will be delicious for me, even if it's just for one episode. I fucking loathe her newer one.
Hunter Smith
does the carpet match
Zachary Walker
>Steven has been depressed for years after the death of his one true love. Even if the gem war had been won Steven simply cant feel any happiness now that Connie is dead. >Steven becomes emotionally distant to the crystal gems unable to truly share his pain with them. >Lapis has loved Steven for years and sees that Steven is in great pain. >Lapis knows pain better then any other gem and knows what he's going through. >Lapis starts to comfort Steven sharing his pain and understanding how he truly feels. >Steven tells Lapis about how much he misses Connie and soon Steven starts to tell her about all the times they had sex and how much he misses sleeping with her. >Lapis fees herself connecting more and more with him everyday and she even makes him smile again. >One day Steven is more upset then ever and cant hold back his tears finally accepting that she's gone forever and he just cant take it. >Lapis sees how much pain he is and while they look at each other with teary eyes Lapis comes close and kisses Steven. >There kiss becomes deeper and more passionate as they start to embrace with Steven ripping his cloths off while Lapis shapeshifts her cloths away. >They both lay in bed kissing and hugging one another. >Steven is so turned on he's not had sex since Connies death. >Steven has sex with Lapis its passionate and deep and they kiss and hold hands as they make love. >By the end Steven cant hold in his tears no longer and buries his face into Lapis chest crying his eyes out. >Lapis comforts him while he lets out all his pain stroking his hair and hugging him tightly. >Lapis tells Steven. "I love you Steven and no matter what you're going through ill be be by you're side to share the pain. >Soon Steven stops crying and falls asleep in Lapis embrace. >Lapis calmly stokes his hair and hugs him as he sleeps. >For the first time in years Steven sleeps peacefully and once again feels love.
Lapiven is a sad flower that blossoms from two travellers sorrows.....
Jeremiah Long
That baby Steven is fucking adorable though
Mason Ross
So that's it then, you fucktard? You're just going to make your own gems and leave? What about the rest of us, dipshit? What are we supposed to do without you?
Joseph Stewart
Would you bath her?
Eli Edwards
The thing they repeat the most is "Sup Forums isn't a reliable source of information" disregarding that the source was a blog on tumblr
Jacob Foster
>implying you didn't
Jason Rogers
Not them, but you're really bad at this.
Jack Powell
He's even cuter when you shoot him out of a t-shirt cannon.
Brody Harris
well, a reliable source would be a crewniverse, not an user com. i don't think anyone really believes a random unconfirmed tumblr is any more reliable than an user com...right?
Parker Cook
Best end game.
>Gems start force breeding with captured humans to produce superior hybrids. >Years later half of homeworld gems are now hybrids. >Hybrid warriors like quarts are like big bara Steven's with all the power of gems along with the ability to breed like normal humans. >Hybrids are superior to gems because there just like gems but can reproduce normally like humans. >Homeworld is soon turned into a world filled with big buff gem dudes like Steven.
Caleb Moore
Nah she's a shit and messes with Marco and revels in it
Dominic Roberts
stay in /trash/ retard
Benjamin Jenkins
Yes,with my tongue
Ayden Martin
I like the way you think, user.
Connor Jones
If you'd like to make gems yourself, I can certainly share the instructions with you. It's not like the world would be any worse with a surplus of living gems after all.
Lincoln Gonzalez
>user com What the fuck are you saying?
Gavin Foster
Poor sap just cant handle the fact that soon all of homeworld will be populated by superior half breed bara dudes.
Colton Richardson
anonymous communication.
Gavin Gonzalez
The question is, can gem-men breed with human women without dying? Logically I'd say yes, but what are the offspring like?
Asher Gonzalez
Ohhhh. So are you false flagging as tumblr or are you actually from there?
Tyler Thompson
He's still a biological organism. He should be able to produce sperm with no issue, although the kids probably wouldn't inherit the "magic", but I only assume that because they wouldn't have gems for themselves.
Chase Bailey
Now for my strangest green text.
>Lapis cuts herself because she wants to feel again. >Steven finds out she's hurting herself and wants to help. >Everytime Lapis cuts herself Steven licks and kisses her wounds and cuts till there fully healed. >Lapis really loves Steven licking her wounds and starts to cut herself just so Steven will lick and kiss her wounds. >Steven is really worried that Lapis is really hurting herself but everytime Steven licks and kisses her wounds Lapis moans and gasps in pleasure which really confuses Steven.
Benjamin Nelson
uh....no? I have a tumblr for liking art but I wouldn't say I'm "from" there. think the phrase must be left over from my dreamwidth days.
Noah Rivera
>writefags Why are they always edgy 12 year olds?
Ryder Hernandez
So what you're saying is that extremely high amounts of evidence from multiple sources that zuke left the show or was fired can only be even be rumored if it's explicitly stated?
also >user dot com you're not from around here, are you kiddo
Connor Allen
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Noah Sullivan
Gems don't have blood, their physical forms are projections made out of light.
Xavier Sanders
She shapeshifts the blood because she wants to cut herself duh.
Cameron Campbell
>I have a tumblr for liking art but I wouldn't say I'm "from" there.
Colton Bennett
...
Justin Torres
Because to make and publish your art you need to lose your sense of shame first.
Landon Parker
And for my saddest green text. Hope this doesn't hit home for anyone.
Lapis has loved Steven ever since the day she met him. >She wants to tell him how she feels but she can never express herself to him. >Soon Connie and Steven start dating Lapis is happy for Steven but she feels he's drifting away from him. >Years go by and Steven and Connie marry and Connie is even pregnant. >Lapis feels more sad feeling like there's no way she can tell Steven she loves him and not be rejected, >The more time goes by and Steven and Connie are living with each other happily. >Lapis has gone past sadness and is full on depressed feeling like the one love of her life has slipped away from her she even thinks about ending it feeling as theirs nothing left for her in this universe. >Soon Connie dies and Steven along with her decding to die with his love rather then stay without her. >Lapis is now alone Steven lost forever and she just cant stop crying. >Lapis kneels down to Stevens grave and says what she should of said years ago. >"I love you Steven...." >Lapis then shatters herself hoping in another world she can be with him just once more...
Blake Wilson
Oh christ this is going to be a feely episode for sure.
Jayden Martinez
any evidence that is directly confirmed by crewniverse would be reliable, yes. and user com is anoynmous communication, it refers to any anonymous messaging platform. and I'm from here, but the phrase is from dreamwidth the way I'm using it. kind of old. what I was saying is that crewniverse would be considered confirmed whereas no one will consider if we're the only source.
Chase Richardson
even the chairman of the autism indexer has a bunch of blogs on there, 95% of the art posted here also comes from there I wouldn't fault anybody for having a blog, it's the content in those blogs that tells you apart
Robert Murphy
Any more Three Gems and a Baby leaks?
Benjamin Stewart
If you're gonna make this a copypasta-friendly general, then the least you can do is make new content, you fucklord.
Xavier Peterson
Crewniverse won't say shit about this. The only person we could get "confirmation" from would be Lauren.
This isn't evidence created via "anonymous communication" it's a compilation of sources- the deleted blog, the promotion of her coworker, her taking her job out of her tumblr description, etc
And this now deleted "random unconfirmed" tumblr went months back, and was dedicated as hell. There's no way it was a troll, because it didn't go far enough. It said shit only people with their head buried deep enough into tumblr would say- And I know this, I've spent a lot of time there. If it wasn't her blog, it was definitely a real one belonging to someone.
James Davis
Or when you kick it
Jordan Hernandez
You what now???
Dominic Hughes
I think it will be more cute/heartwarming than sad
Jose Gomez
also, if it were a troll, why would they delete it just as everyone was watching them? that wouldn't make any damn sense.
Grayson Long
But a gem cutting herself would do nothing, their bodies are just hardlight holograms.
Oliver Gutierrez
Hmmm...
Joseph Cox
Rose's gem is so big in comparison to his small, pathetic baby body.
Jackson Anderson
moonman is canon in SU
Gabriel Gutierrez
>save the banter >but not the greentext itself
I expect more from you Satan
Logan Thompson
I want to suplex Lapis on concrete.
Ethan Moore
it was definitely a blog that belonged to someone on tumblr, I guess. but it's still not going to be accepted as indisputable fact without it being indisputable. lauren might well say something about it. like "yeah, I left" or "here's the thing I'm working on now". it's not like they're going to be sued if they say something, though I doubt they would.
