You wake up as Brazil's president

You wake up as Brazil's president.

How do you fix the country?

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Nuke it into oblivion.

give communists government-paid helicopter rides

send every sexy large assed pardo woman to my palace and just let the country sort itself out

blow it to hell

Set up a slave economy and extract huge rents from it to my home country.

Yeah, just what Brazil needs, more mud people.

Bulldoze the favelas and start developing low cost housing.

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Not this shit again Portugal

Because it worked out so well last time

Not possible as a president, unless I also have full legislative support and the supreme court is at the very least not corporatists leftists or just corrupts. Would need to create a new constitution from scratch.

It actually did. They always go ballistic on you, so why invest in it for the long term?

Military dictatorship.
Invade and conquer as many South American countries as possible.
Exterminate, massacre, genocide, etc, all the natives and mixed races. Kill them all.
Suicide.

Wipe out the local inhabitants in entirety, strip all resources, instate Spanish as the national language.

Leave it to rot into a third world country, but one free of negros.

this

Undo this shit coup they did and bring back the democratically elected government

Murder everyone that disagree with me.

Invade Venezuela and steal their oil

Make a deal with anglos, invade Argentina and repart the country.

That would be a economy based on war.

Brazil will never be anything more than a Third World nation of racially mixed mutts--mestizo and mulatto bastardizations with negro intelligence levels of low average IQ.
This is the consequence of five centuries of widespread race-mixing. Brazil is what happens when you decide it's okay to fuck your slave class.
My suggestion would be to accept your Turd World spic status and just try to focus on drawing more gringo tourist dollars by whoring out your finest females and she males for shekels.

Replace its population with real human beans.

Pay 1,000 USD to every single woman to be sterilized after 1st born baby or force after 2nd (if done in a public hospital). Dump money in elementary/high school so being a professor becomes an attractive profession and attract people that want to make something worth for the country. Once we have at least a quarter of the population well educated, things will snowball from there

this.
then coup dilma for real and execute her in public

Glorious Santa Catarina with inferior Parana, Sweden tier Rio Grande do Sul, brown São Paulo and MS.

Please no.

This year is going to be an electoral rape for PT, will lose 60% of the municipalities.

I legalize cocaine and see what happens from there.

Initiate Duterte Laws

>Would need to create a new constitution from scratch.
A constitution have no importance If it doesnt have legitimacy

education and export oriented industrialization

Brazil sucks!!

>Kill all current inhabitants of Brazil
>Resign peacefully

That's not what your country will be in 30 years?

That's a comfy doggo.

Sell all the land to the Chinese and become rich as all hell.

How the economy will function with só few people?

This.

Everyone hates them in SC. More than ever.

Especially after their started to chimpou in Florianópolis and destroy local bussineses.

Terminate all state-funded workplaces and put private initiative in all non-strategic areas. Decrease state presence to a minimum and let fair competition choose the best for the society. Approve laws banning politicians from increasing own wage and decrease significantly their current salary. Approve death penalty bill for corruption, money laundering, and money steal from government. Banish anyone from election if convicted of any law transgression.

>literally beta brazil talking shit

>Sterilize every woman going to give birth in public hospitals
>People stop going to public hospitals to give birth to children
>Clandestine hospitals start to pop up
>Child mortality rate grows 300%
>Government dumps money into schools
>Lots of people graduate to be teachers
>Not enough positions for teachers
>Government has to invest in more state schools to give jobs to all teachers
>Third sector grows giant
>Not enough people working in primary/secondary sectors
>Economic crisis hits hard
>State schools are mostly abandoned as goverment can't pay teachers
>Millions of people with useless teacher degrees are forced to work at low paying jobs to survive

>use this song as manual of my government
youtube.com/watch?v=zhrYY3ocQ5o

turn 360 and walk away


just like dilma

I would kill myself because I'd be surrounded by a bunch of degenerate blue soccer balls.

Destroying all the favelas, legalizing my dictatorship and kill all SJW's

Burn the favelas.

Burn everything to the ground.

kill everyone who isnt white

>kill everyone*

The Superior South will be safe.

>implying white brazilians aren't literally middle class leftist commies: the race

Pretty much what Michel is doing plus take a lot of benefices from the political class, but it's useless as the next president would undo everything and Brazil would stay shit.

my aryan semitic hybrid genetics would refine them give them bigger brains, smaller asses though

protip: you don't

purge the unclean

steal from the largest pension and figure it out later.

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South independence then resign

SAVAGE
but our only salvation is this
btw why suicide, seppuku-senpai

Declare war on North Korea and start invading the Chinese by mistake. Then go ooga booga and cry to the USA to save mah niggas.

A. Declare white Brazil an independent nation, with travel between South Brazil and rump Brazil heavily restricted.
B. Vassalize rump Brazil and turn it into a sex tourism and porn hotspot for revenue.
C. Regulate nonwhite reproduction by only allowing homosexual intercourse in the rump minority nation. All reproduction is handled in the lab to only produce enough nonwhites for the porn empire.

Basically divide and turn the shit part into Thailand 2.0.

Apartheid

>Deport all the niggers and spics
>Have a Coke

no spics here so you'll get your coke quick

institute mandatory checks at the ends of all city limits for the sake of checking identification. non citizens will be shot. every one has a 2 week time limit to get the fuck out before bullets fly

to many hungry niggers from surrounding poor nations stinking up the place

if the international community has a problem with it say "i will not let brazil become venezuela" then call every ones mothers whores

Right wing death squads.

Get a load of this lads:

>ask commie aunt what she would do to make Brazil a developed nation
>"Have a talk with the owners of the big industries to cut their profits in favor of shifting the money to develop the intern industry"
>"What if they don't agree?"
>"Open the country to external capital"
>"But that will just fuck the economy and the industry even more"
>"It's their fault for not cooperating with me, so that's my revenge"

Wew

>asking a liberal how things should be done
>asking a woman anything
>being surprised at the idiocy of the answer

wew indeed

Brazil doesn't have a problem with immigration.

We have a problem with brazillians. Specialist those of the gommie complexion.

We need to stop being nice and start running out the right wing death squads.

I was surprised because she always regarded herself as incredibly smart and looked down on me for being right wing. So I finally asked how she would fix this country. I did not expect the answer to be "ask for people to be nice, destroy the country if they aren't".

The sad reality is that the left is just deluded. With them its all about what sounds right and nothing about what is right.

"Income inequality is a problem, lets redistribute wealth" sounds right to them, they fail to see how it constitutes theft.

They fail to see how income inequality is derived from production inequality.

>Child mortality rate grows 300%
This does not help anybody.
It would still not be even close to enough.

That's true. White Brazilian apart from the ones of German descent are usually huge time commie cucks. I don't understand it, most of the commie parades in São Paulo are composed of 80% very white people. It's fucking crazy.

Deathsquad and invade africa

DUCE DUCE DUCE