So, now here we go with Utopia. Gonna start with the Dark X-Men mini for the hell of it, then do the crossover proper, before wrapping up with The Confession.
Also, Norman Osborne is the police chief of the world because Deadpool forgot to use certified mail. Oh, and Norman got a group of influential people together to better control the world. Emma Frost and Namor are part of his Cabal.
Previously, we followed the series of events surrounding the birth of the Mutant Messiah. Cable headed into the future with the baby, only to be pursued by Bishop. His time-travel device damaged, Cable can now only jump forward in time. After investigating a series of Leper Queen spawned mutant suicide bombings, X-Force got shunted to the future to help Cable. However they and Cable and Hope were ambushed by Stryfe. Hope was almost killed by Bishop in the kerfuffle before getting bailed out by future Apocalypse, who came to owe Archangel a life debt for helping restore him. Bishop escaped and continued to pursue Hope and Cable into the timestream. However, they got separated in time. Before reuniting Hope has aged two years and Cable's T/O virus is wreaking havoc on the old man. They managed to escape into Space Cyclops is trying to keep things together back home. However, some cracks are starting to show. In the meantime, he's allowed a few of the old New Mutants to get back together to pick up the slack in making the present ready for Cable and the baby's return. They found a batshit Legion on their first mission, so nothing out of the ordinary there. Meanwhile, X-Force got back to the present, saved the UN, and X-23 had some problems with the murder perfume thanks to an old tormentor. Selene is back and up to no good. Caliban is now a zombie in her employ. Cypher got Doug up too. Yeah, things are weird.
Prior:
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Oliver Parker
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Jaxson Russell
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Mason Hall
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Christopher Ortiz
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William Roberts
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Jaxson Perez
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James Cruz
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Sebastian Brown
There are kinda some spoilers for the actual crossover in here, but it won't make or break anything on account of how solid this crossover is.
Levi Clark
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Jason Morris
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Christopher Perez
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Owen Robinson
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Carson Russell
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Jackson Fisher
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Levi Wood
Wait what the fuck? Xavier and angel were on normans xmen team?
Nathaniel Lee
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Cooper Edwards
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Evan Miller
>Gonna start with the Dark X-Men mini CORRECTION, The first DXM mini. There's a follow up, which I might do. Keep reading friend.
Jose Gray
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Jordan Brown
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Christian Bell
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Jackson James
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Evan Smith
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Aiden Cruz
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Chase Davis
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Juan Cooper
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Alexander Turner
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Carter Harris
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Austin Russell
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Ayden Gonzalez
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Carson Hernandez
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Kayden Rodriguez
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Jose Morgan
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Luke Bailey
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Christian Flores
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Luis Foster
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Lincoln Jones
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Brandon Stewart
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Austin Scott
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Justin Taylor
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Cameron Moore
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Carter King
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Cooper White
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Colton Walker
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Jonathan Richardson
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Alexander Barnes
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Jayden Ross
>> Still not the most wrong Beast to ever be an X-Man.
Chase Bailey
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Isaiah Evans
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Jonathan Baker
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Cameron Jackson
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Asher Murphy
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Christian Morgan
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Eli Hill
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Christian Flores
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Adam Watson
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Nolan Miller
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Carson Russell
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Andrew Russell
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Connor Green
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Brayden Johnson
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Dylan Turner
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Josiah Cooper
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Ryan Peterson
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Joseph Cook
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Nolan Edwards
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Asher Sanders
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Kayden Wright
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Carson Nguyen
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John Miller
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Ayden Brooks
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Dominic Jackson
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Liam Evans
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Eli Martin
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Blake Ramirez
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Samuel Torres
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Kayden Gomez
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Colton Hernandez
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Brody Morgan
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Bentley Taylor
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Evan Torres
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Wyatt Nguyen
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David Sullivan
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Carter King
Here
Adam Collins
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Brody James
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Henry Kelly
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Ian Lee
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Juan Hall
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John Morris
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Hudson Hill
Dark Reign was really a cool little experiment.
Jack Sullivan
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Brayden Stewart
So Emma sex-tempts Namor into joining Norman's X-Men team, eventually that leads to him being full-time regular X-Man, and then being one of the Phoenix Five, and only then does she finally put out! His secondary mutation must be super-blue-balls-endurance.
Jason Williams
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Isaac Wilson
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Connor Miller
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Blake Morgan
They fugged some time ago, apparently. There's an Annual, that I'm not doing, that chronicles this.
Namor is to blonde bombshells with his benis, as Wolverine is to redheads and stabbing them in the gut.
