Demonic clowns are currently invading the carolinas

How do I fight them Sup Forums?

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I think you throw salt at them or something.

Just get your gun and go walk around the woods and shoot anything that makes silly noises or is colorful.

Boop him on the nose.
If that doesn't work, a bucket of confetti usually does the trick!

Show them any 'joke' by Amy Schumer

You can't, you have to pick one to vote for.

battery acid

Faggot

2nd amendment

Tell 'em to quit clowning around.

yea but then you need to shoot silver at it too with that slingshot

Viral marketing for Steven Jews it remake

Chud

I bet those clowns would start looking down on the floor if they pass someone who is openly carrying.

wooow

South Carolinian here. There are no clowns. This is propaganda

Cease viewing this thread

Battery acid and a slingshot.

Make it happen.

Kill the clown, obviously.

>that itty bitty farage

Good god youre lucky i was so disgusted by it to feel pity for you

There's a man in the woods

is this some kind of viral marketing for the It remake?

It'll come back and you'll die in the shower some years later

please take your shilling for the new IT movie to Sup Forums

youre viral marketing is bad and you should feel bad

i bet they party with the lizard man

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clownposting sets a dangerous precedent for Sup Forums

remember to meme responsibly

I concur with my South Carolinian counterpart. Nothing to view here.

Didn't you mean to use the phrase "I wouldn't worry about it?"

Join them

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Agents Ben and Jerry here, have you noticed any things like cold spots, lights flickering, stuff like that?

ITS THE JUGGALOS

THEY'RE MAKING THEIR MOVE

I hope that beaner user the other night did what we told him to.

I wonder if that's him?

take your shotgun and shoot em in the nose before they come take your waifu away in a balloon trap.

Th-thank you senpai!
Everything really is bigger in America!
Can you send some dick pics to some roasties for me?

Nice lel

This happened a few years ago in Greenville, all the blue gums were flapping their lips about it.

>How do I fight them Sup Forums?


Chase them with your penis. They don't like those

I should probably clarify: your "adult penis."

I miss when this show was really good

>this
why are the people in this country so fucking dumb?

>viral marketing
i like this meme and a movie terrorizing a town for publicity sounds great

Turn them in to buttbots

>american hunting

you under estimate the stupidity of the average burger

haha both are le stupid unlike me, le intelligent non-voting bystander xDDDD

[spoiler] inb4 calm down it's a joke. I'm fucking angry all the time these days [/spoiler]

BUT WE'RE FIGHTING BACK!

You cant defeat the clown uprising baby

Now I have to go around asking adults if I can use their penis.

7.62 should do it

There is 3 of them in Corpus Christi.

just what kind of game is SS13 anyway

it's only a matter of time before someone bags one. then we'll see who's laughing who.

Kek confirms it.
It's a Juggalo takeover.
Better start hoarding yer Faygo!

calm down it's a joke.

The fact that this is news almost made my day. Gotta love this country.

whoop whoop

there was an article about this.
its a group of some guys from the deepweb that organized this shit, they are dressed as creepy clowns and they are doing this around the world, not just america.
however it was advertised as some sort of clickbait hoax, now i know its true.

...this escalated quickly

Where at?

>politics

this.

there are no clowns, guys, get over it. even if there were any, it's not like we're dangerous or anything.

The kike died in the shower, retard.

oy vey

tell us more rabbi

Heard about it when I lived on 2-5 (lived in Kingston Court prior, kek). Not sure where the sighting took place exactly, just know it was Gville.

>Now I have to go around asking adults if I can use their penis.


There are surprising amount that will oblige but you should close your eyes first and pretend it's a garden hose.

Underrated

You gotta hit them in the nose

youtube.com/watch?v=df9WPTfKuQ0

heard this hear.
yeah i know, i was bored

Doesn't every fucking kid have a cell now?

Set up a notification system. First sighting gets everyone moving, and they take the pedo freak down within minutes.

>why are the people in this country so fucking dumb?

I'm guessing most normal people with lives don't have any idea about that movie. I barely know about it and i'm on this shitty place all the time.

How come all clowns are white face?

WHAT'S THIS?!?!?!!

>How do I fight them Sup Forums?

You can't.

I wonder if this has anything to do with the forum that is stalking reviewbrah.

t. Bozo

It's like "why are there no rightwing comedians?

Yeah I've seen no clowns desu where is this coming from

I'm so glad you all think that bullets and bricks can solve this.

These clowns are not the type of clowns you're used to buddy.

youtu.be/PrFl800iYWI?t=24

Beware, friendos. Run and report to your local authorities. Do not engage.

>While it's not illegal to dress as a clown in Greensboro, Danielsen says the city has an ordinance that prohibits people from wearing a mask within city limits.


Is this to keep the Banes out?

Form a rival gang of mimes to take back your state from these degenerate clowns

came here to post this

Mass hysteria and viral advertising for a movie.

Mass hysteria literally means a hallucination (or false memory) experienced by multiple people. Salem witch trials is an example.

the HONK will rise again.

Not one person mentioning a pie in the face.

You fucking faggots. I hate all of you.

Huh really makes u thank

shoot them
duh

Ambrosia of the gods.

You haven't played until you lied your ass off as a defendant in court, survive the terrorist bombing and escape as a traitor with completed objectives with your lawyer.

It's a 2D multiplayer roleplaying game with rounds that take a couple of hours set on a space station run by an evil corporation. This description doesn't do it any justice though, it's probably one of the best games ever.

>that ID
>DiC
hmmmmmm

Does it still take forever to get fat? I loved being a fat security guard.

Open-hand disarm is the batman of ROBUST.

I think it depends on what server you go on. Last time I played if you tried to get fat by eating way too much it was pretty easy, just start downing donk pockets. Malf AI is by far the most fun round, there's just so much opportunity to derail the whole train.

I think it was /tg/ server or something that added a fullness mechanic so you could only eat so much at a time.

But you could inject yourself with lard to get around it.

I haven't played in awhile but all of this talk is making me want to now. I used to play on paradise, is the /tg/ server good?

I haven't played since 2011.

/tg/ server best server

BUT if you want to get REALLY autistic with roleplaying

go to bay12 station. Those guys go full autism mode and you have to roleplay. it's manditory. rounds on /tg/station take around an hour if that, baystation can last 5hours or more.

The world's most dangerous game...

...clowns

You have to roleplay anyways to be a decent antagonist.

I've made players legit mad before because they believed my traitor lies.

Eh, I don't think I'm autistic to do 5 hours of hard roleplaying on SS13. I reach a certain point where I get bored and start roleplaying incompetence to spice things up. If is the type of thing that happens on /tg/ server than I think I'd fit right in.

It's just viral marketing for that hack Rob Zombie and his new movie.

it depends really. sometimes the rounds end without you even knowing there are traitors, sometimes the traitors are so good they deathsquad the entire station and plant timebombs and take hostages. the best rounds are when the traitors are too good.