Hillary Clinton To Stephen Colbert In Her First Return To Late Night: 'I Am Not Going Anywhere'

It was Clinton's first late-night appearance since her November defeat by Donald Trump. She sat down with Colbert to explore what happened, how to prevent it from happening again and what exactly Colbert had in mind for his alt-universe election night special.

Promoting her new book, "What Happened," Clinton and Colbert talked of many things. Like how young, white Bernie Bros wish she would just go away.

"Well, you know, if they'd take up a collection and somewhere really nice, I might consider it," Clinton joked about her detractors, before clarifying: "I am not going anywhere," which elicited raucous and extended audience applause.

While sipping Chardonnay and chatting, Colbert offered Clinton an envelope full of his Hillary victory jokes, unused on election night.

"I wish we could have told those jokes," Colbert said. "I wish you were our president."

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non-american here

he licked her anus for like 10 minutes. is this normal in the states?

imagine you're talking to someone who could have your loved one killed in their sleep if you piss them off

For liberals in entertainment, it is.

what a fucking faggot he is

BLANALD BLUMPH!

So...

What happened to you, Colbert?

based Hildog

there's 2 sides to choose from. the circles are big

>'I Am Not Going Anywhere'

Thank goodness. She's the best thing that ever happened to the Republican Party. The longer she stays out there the better.

IT WAS HER TURN

his true leftist numale self came out

she can't kill me.

Childhood is idolizing Trump

Adulthood is realizing Hilldog makes more sense

There are people in this thread right now who were EXCITED she was going to be president. Now they are emotional wrecks. They are so embarrassed they can't think straight.

nice dubs

>>'I Am Not Going Anywhere'

Yes, I'm sure the Democrats hoping to win in 2020 are thrilled to hear that.

man shes a drunkard

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Fucking brutal image.

>That image

That image is a quiet affirmation of my faith in God. I know His justice exists in the world. This wicked woman was denied her fondest dreams. After a life time of murdering and evil. Just when everyone thought she would win, she lost.

And now she sits next to the bulk toilet paper in Costco like the big piece of shit that she is.

The Lord is truly just. Praise Him.

the pic on the right is so fucking sad. I wish I could say I feel sorry but I know she deserves this humiliation and so much worse.

Fuck Colbert, that piece of shit.

To hate Trump is one thing, but to fawn over this raving sociopath? He's lost 100% of his cred.

you can't do that

>Well, you know, if they'd take up a collection and somewhere really nice, I might consider it
Literally admitting she can be bought

>but to fawn over this raving sociopath? He's lost 100% of his cred.

This has always been my issue with Colbert, but he's a psychopath too so no big surprises here.

I actually hate Trump. But if you support Clinton you truly are human garbage.

How has the democratic party not poisoned her yet?

Surely liberals should be fucking pissed that she's still on the airwaves, she's the biggest loser in history. Every time she reappears the american public are reminded of what they could have had and suddenly drumpf looks better

>"I wish you were our president."

Damn, he just came out and said it.

this image would be even more satisfying had Trump not been such a disappointment so far

Don't worry. He'll be one the people she blames for losing the election in her next book.

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I feel the same way. He's a scumbag piece of shit, but (as a Canadian) I was pulling for him hard, because fuck Hillary and the Clintons.

I thought people were voting for Hillary just because she was the one and only alternative to Trump. Only a fucking moron would actually root for her.

He should've asked her why she didn't give a concession speech on election night. She conceded the election, but she didn't go out there and talk to her supporters. Everyone gives a concession speech. Why didn't she?

>disappointment

only disappointing thing are RINOs that will be culled at the midterms.

She has a sick cult of personality around her. Some people truly idolize her.

trump is the best. lurk more

She's already explained that. She hadn't prepared a speech because she was 100% sure she was going to win.

No, she didn't already explain that.

Nah. She was drunk and sedated because she couldn't contain her impotent rage.

You know I was actually looking forward to her book "What Happened" but I read it and it's like a long fucking teen vogue article

Maybe if she put pen to paper and told us what it really felt like to have Bill's infidelities brought up as a major talking point of her opponent in a debate and what that felt like to have to be reminded that your husband has fucked things up for you this badly and it will always haunt you. That's interesting.

But this bitch just does not try, and she thinks doing the bare minimum means people should be grovelling at her feet, how she got so far in life I'll never know

I didn't really pay attention to the election too much. What exactly was wrong with Hillary? A lot of people in New York from who I've questioned dislike Trump because he's done a bunch of asshole things before like buitl a skyscraper that blocked the light to a zoo or root for the lynchings of some minorities who were later found innocent by DNA of a crime they committed.

she didn't have one

I'm still not sure what's worse, trump supporters or clinton supporters.

>What exactly was wrong with Hillary?
Painfully obvious bait. Go away.

I'm not a Trump guy but it really grinds my gears, especially from non-americans, who say
>You chose Donald Trump over the first female president?

That's pretty irresponsible of her.

She's hawkish and untrustworthy (or criminal depending on who you ask), but she would have been an incalculably superior president to Trump

they're hiring the bargain basement Pajeet shills again.


baka

>What exactly was wrong with Hillary

She's a woman, and Sup Forums has a big problem with women.

Still can't believe she got away with that

Can you imagine if Trump hadn't given his?

>vanished for nearly a year
>not going anywhere

>young, white Bernie Bros
they brought up 0 of those 3 things

>she would have been an incalculably superior president to Trump

this she threw a fit, screamed at her staffers then bawled like a baby asking 'why god why" & "it isn't fair, it was my turn" for hours

Honestly? I hate Trump. There are not too many redeemable qualities about that man. I would vote for him over Hillary 10 times out of 10 though.

cringe

look, I like Colbert but even I have to agree to this. Colbert now is a hard left, turning gayer by the day, but also becoming more and more mainstream. One of these days he is going to suck a cock live on his show, and then we will know he has become the biggest star in NYC. Lettermanwho?

I can believe this 100%, because most women in power are huge babies.

*tips MAGA hat*

Hillary lost to a Jew, what an humiliation

>Hollywood elite still assravaged that even with all their fame and money they still lost

she's a cunt but it's basically impossible to be a worse president than trump

>Sup Forums has a problem with women
Explain Marine Le Pen then.
Pls just go back

You know who I really feel bad for in all of this? Bernie supporters.

First, Clinton cheated him out of the DNC domination by rigging the primaries.

Then all of the money he raised went to Clinton, as per the DNC rules. Much of that cash had been given to Bernie by people who hated Clinton.

Then Clinton forced Bernie to bend the knee and support her campaign. He was forced to travel to dozens of states campaigning on her behalf.

Then he was forced to sit beside her on stage like a submissive dog or a defeated foe while she gave her speeches.

Then when it was all over she writes a book blaming him directly for losing the election. Fucking wow! Nobody got ass fucked harder than Bernie and his supporters. Clinton really screwed them over.

is the right pic a season 7 still from Veep? You can even tell who is who in that pic.

She was cringe as fuck and not based like Trump
Kekistanis are mostly underage and don't care about politics.

what the chuck's?

What makes you think that Trump is any more of an outsider? He's a billionaire from New York, he's about as inside as it gets. What has Trump even done besides deport a few Christian immigrants to Iraq who were busted 20 years ago for having weed? Has he built a wall, has he brought back jobs? I don't see it, temp agenices are still everywhere and thriving.

and that's still happening regardless of the fact he's president. I know a guy who was about to do the same because he didn't have enough money to hire a real employee

>"I wish we could have told those jokes," Colbert said. "I wish you were our president."

lol bullshit, Colbert would have no material

>cant wing a speech thanking her supporters

What a retard honestly

these people are fuckin creepy

if the "elite" wanted hillary to win then hillary would have won. trump was the one who got less votes but won on a technicallity.

Source?
I refuse to believe this is real. No one can be this out of touch, nevermind an entire staff of writers, the network and its audience

>young, white Bernie Bros

Well shit, never mind that Bernies policies would have been better for poor people of all colors, some of his supporters were FUCKING WHITE MALES so he must be a Nazi.

I feel bad for bernie supporters too, but not because bernie lost...

youtube.com/watch?v=3GUvmvsKZII

>its a colbert realizes Trump is going to win episode

true election night kino

>she's a cunt AND it's basically impossible to be a worse president than HER
ftfy

>also being this mad that people voted for a dumbass because even that was better than having her in office

Bernie's supporters don't vote
if there were a retweet election it'd be a force to be reckoned with but Bernouts don't vote.

Phew. I was worried we wouldn't see Hillary, anymore.

Glad to hear my girl is back!

what rats. during the 2008 primaries he had her on but cucked her by having Obama on the big screen after while insulting her

- exception to the rule
- actually there's still a portion of stormfronters who hate her guts for what she did to her father and how it damaged FN in the long run
>pls just go back
no u

Oh my god, someone made this unironically, usa liberals need to get purged.

>To hate Trump is one thing, but to fawn over this raving sociopath?
this
I don't care about the Trump jokes because they're funny when you're in the mood to laugh at politics instead of stress over it. But to carry on not only defending Clinton, but actually endorsing her...
jesus

This is great, but nothing trumps (pun intended) TYT

>What makes you think that Trump is any more of an outsider?

Is this bait? Compared to Hillary Clinton? Senator Hillary Clinton? Secretary of State Hillary Clinton? First Lady Hillary Clinton?

Think before you speak

>technicality
It's literally the rules of the election. It's like if I get a checkmate on you and you say I won on a technicality because you killed more of my pieces. They both would have campaigned differently if the goal was to get most votes.

they are all part of a cult of islamics, marxists and bankers who all lick each others ass as well as blackmail each other. all heavily into pedophilia as well as pretty much any scummy dealing you can think of. they are enemies of america and need to be extinguished.

>the "elite" are omnipotent gods, unable to miscalculate or make mistakes
kek

>First, Clinton cheated him out of the DNC domination by rigging the primaries.
Source?
>Then Clinton forced Bernie to bend the knee and support her campaign. He was forced to travel to dozens of states campaigning on her behalf.
Why are you white knighting a socialist welfare queen you fucking autist.
>Then when it was all over she writes a book blaming him directly for losing the election.
Provide me with a quote for that

Google the post, its real

Just how many people owe favor to the Clintons? I know the industry is extremely liberal leaning, but the way they rally around her of all people makes no sense.

Jews sabotaged Hillary. First (((Bernie sanders))) and then (((Donald Trump)))

not very elite if they aren't then
especially with something as easily riggable as an election

You pushed the big media boogeyman. Reap what you sow.

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This, (((Yahweh's chosen))) rigged the election against /ourgirl/ and we let them get away with it.

Amen.

Praise KEK my fellow Pedes!

people that are happy that clinton lost > people that are surprised that trump won > people that are sad that hillary lost > people that are happy that trump is based president